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(Rocky Mountain News)   Colorado Springs on high moose-alert.   ( divider line
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1193 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Dec 2001 at 10:52 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-13 11:01:37 AM  
Moose knuckles ??
2001-12-13 11:02:02 AM  
high moose-alert!!!, damn they most smoke the good shiat in Colorado Springs
2001-12-13 11:02:20 AM  
He wants a job. Damn furriners!
2001-12-13 11:05:56 AM  
I'm tired of having to alter my lifestyle every time the government puts out a high-moose alert.
2001-12-13 11:09:30 AM  
It's been awhile so I had figured the moose had given up their quest to take over Earth. Maybe not after all.

Moose, the other terrorists.
2001-12-13 11:12:39 AM  
A moose bit my sister once...
2001-12-13 11:28:18 AM  
No, really, it happened while on vacation....
2001-12-13 11:33:52 AM  
"... just a lonely bachelor hoping a cow will wander by."
Describes half the drunk guys hanging around at last call.
2001-12-13 11:36:20 AM  
i can't say that i've ever seen a moose before. We never have anything interesting here in soutwestern pennsylvania. The most exitement that we ever get is a high ground-hog alert.
2001-12-13 11:57:54 AM  
Its probably one of those remote controlled suicide terrorist moose with 3000 ladyfingers strapped to its belly set to blow. I'd shoot it.
2001-12-13 12:11:49 PM  
2001-12-13 12:54:16 PM  
fuuny shiat "high moose alert" stoned moose could eat alot of grass for thaT matter smoke alot 2
2001-12-13 01:04:50 PM  
Dawdawdaw: There are numerous elk herds running around the west central part of Pa. and there were enough this year that the state allowed a limited hunt. They are something to see.
2001-12-13 01:23:49 PM  
And France didn't surrender.....sounds fishy to me!!!!!!
2001-12-13 02:24:44 PM  
Ill have to walk down there and go see it later today. Might be interesting.... or not.
2001-12-13 02:27:42 PM  
But where is squirrel??
2001-12-13 04:35:54 PM  
where the hell is john elway at? BRONCOS!
2001-12-13 04:51:27 PM  
Bass555: I just showered the monitor with a mouthful of coffee. Thanks for the laugh!
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