he is to be paroled and on the streets within 4 days.

/probably

Jesus... that is...arrrgh...nasty

Eye-yi-yi!

Reading that makes me queasy. Something about "burst eyeball" just doesn't sit right with me.

edited version:

"He was fine when we brought him in," Adams said. "He was very docile."

unedited:

"He was fine when we brought him in," Adams said. "He was very docile. It all happened in a blink of an eye."

I'm not a fan of the number of people who claim insanity, but maybe this guy should be in an institution.

Wow. I guess it's Cow and "Self Mutilation While Incarcerated" Day today.

NEAKID: and the more cynical of us might think thats exactly what this guy was thinking. Having said that how hard is this guy if he isn't nuts?

Arrr.

I was thinking if anyone should be in an institution, it's him. Reading about anything going into someone's eye or damage to one makes me ill.

Eeesh. Umm, this guy belongs in a psychiatric ward, not a prison.

Happy Self Mutilation While Incarcerated Day everybody.

A long as it not cow mutilation day

Why waste money sending him to a psychiatrict ward when bullets are so cheap, these days?

ugh....they should have let him finish. It's better if a freak that severe cant see

Maybe I am just short-sighted, but I don't see why anyone would do this. I know justice is blind but this is just ridicuious. Maybe a pupil of criminal justice studies can open my eyes.

what a farking waste

why do psychiatrists keep getting it so wrong, and what more did the guy have to do to get help

i'm no expert but it seems that psychiatry is stuck in some freudian loop while pshychology is more science based and moves on

i told u i was hardcore

Now that's one guy I would not want to mess with.

shiat. That's far worse than chopping off a digit or branding yourself. That's mad tough.

Even if he is nuts, that would still farking hurt. Damn.

Does anyone remember the Newsradio episode where Bill suggested diplomats should be pulled from their cars and beaten for not paying parking tickets....then after one was, he issued an apology, saying if anyone deserved a beating, it was Joe Vigilante....then after a guy named Joe Vigilante got a beating, he issued another apology saying people should listen to their hearts and not their radios....and then found out someone in an asylum cut out his own heart, held it to his head, and then died?

Man I miss that show.

"if thy eye offends, pluck it out and cast it aside..."

he's just a biblical prisioner....

nothing to see here, move along folks!

His eye was offensive??

Kinda like the front page, because it doesnt have any BOOBIEs or FLAMEWARS in the last 10 submissions!!!!

/tries to give the mods a hint

Why waste money sending him to a psychiatrict ward when bullets are so cheap, these days?

Because he didn't kill or rape anybody, that's why. If you really want him dead, give him a gun and keep him in custody and maybe he'll shoot himself. If he doesn't, it's not our job to take his life.

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

wydok, you are the reason I dont drink liquids in front of my PC while reading Fark.

Durasteh Great event horizon refference
:-)

ImJustaTroll
Well why do you think he pulled it out ?
//got notin

"AHHHHHHHH! SEE ME!"

Guess he wont see any boobies links that seem to be missing.

2004-02-22 06:00:40 PM eyesonlyus

One Eye for the Prison Guy

/rimshot

I'm cryin' over here. Hilarious!!

Unfortunately he won't be the one to survive. At least his collar didn't go off...
/BR
/obscure

Big Trouble in Little China is on Encore right now 6:15 pm Eastern standard time.

/Thought you might like to know.

I heard that if you sneeze, and then hold it in before all the crap bursts out of your face (by holding your nose shut), your eyeballs pop out.

nzilla

"Deadlock" or "Wedlock" as it was called in some places when shown on TV starring Rutger Hauer.

This is the kind of story that makes my testicles retract into my body.

Born2Die:

As much as I am ashamed for admitting it, yes I remember that episode...distinctly...

Read the article, Kids.

If one eye isn't hardcore enough for you, he was trying to go for the second when the deputies "finally" managed to subdue him.

As in - AFTER he felt the ACTUAL PAIN of doing it once, he was going to do it again.

There's no damn way he was faking insanity. He's bat-shiat crazy.

The guy was in prison--something was bound to get ripped out...(anal virginity)...

2004-02-22 06:23:30 PM micuu
Born2Die:
As much as I am ashamed for admitting it, yes I remember that episode...distinctly...

Ashamed? That show was so funny...and that was a great episode. I miss Phil.

I work in mental "health," and this is a new one for me (though seeing someone for drinking their own urine with a bite of pinched "loaf" is not unusual at all)

Welcome to my life - the exit is over there.

/obscure?

The eye of the tiger?

[taps his glass eye with a knife] I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts. As for you, Mr. Tammany-farking-Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by my own hand. Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace.

Rillion: But it's our job to pay for the nutter to live and eat for god knows how long?

Artmelyn

That would be Un Chien Andalou or "The Andalusian Dog".

My eye hurts just imagining it.

He should join a cult. Then I can vanquish him with my Vorpal Sword or Holy Avenger +5.

/possibly obscure?

Artmerlyn

Eeewww, Dali! I just recovered from the sight of that last month. Thanks for nothing!