This is a repeat.

OLD NEWS

REPEAT

When I heard that, my horse and I had a jolly good laugh.

/ So damn obscure

OLD NEW
REPEAT
COWS MAKE CHEESE
THIS MAN IS HAPPY FROM HIS COW
ALSO, COWS MAKE ICE CREAM
ALSO, COWS EAT TOO MUCH GRASS. SPINACH IS HEALTHIER FOR PEOPLE BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HOW IT IS FOR COWS.

People who biatch and moan about repeats SHOULDN'T COME TO THE COMMENTS PAGE - IF YOUVE HEARD IT BEFORE, JUST DONT CLICK THE LINK, RETARD.

Do you think she'll eat the cow?

Damn your quick Insane_Cellist.

If it weren't for my horse ...



my brain a splode

Damn, beat to the Lewis Black reference. Twice, apparently.

"She's an old cow, an ugly old tart, but I'll have to say thank you to her," Riley said.

Are you kidding me? I would build the cow its own freaking barn!

Damnit. I wanted the Lewis Black reference, too. I was thinking "Wow! Only 11 replies, I might have a chance!"

heh, I guess not. Half the comments were about it. Damn.

Wow, the Lewis Black referance didn't take long at all.

I bet the lady thanks the cow by postponing her slaughter-date by a week.

If it wern't for my horse...


Aww, damnit.

Ya I've never gotten why people will post in a thread they either dont like, or doesnt apply to them.

/boggle

I don't care if this one's a repeat. the headline's awsome

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't be in this thread. . .

I can't believe how many people thought of the same Lewis Black reference.

Go, Lewis. Hope you're pulling in the royalties for that special.

How ironic that Johnny_Stupid is calling fellow Farkers retards. If the story is a repeat, it's a repeat and should be tagged as one.

Seems to me, the quote did exactly what it was intended to.

Now if you gents will excuse me, I'm off to IHOP. :)

This deserved a 'cool' tag. Methinks it's farking nifty.

If it wer- AW YOU PEOPLE! GAWDAMMIT!

StrikitRich

My point was that a lot of the people visiting the comments thread for repeats may not have seen it before. Some people do not visit Fark everyday - By coming in a thread and pointlessly screaming "REPEAT !!!11" you are, in my humble opinon, wasting your time - Why ruin it for people who haven't heard the story & want to discuss it ? Hmmmm ?

Oh and I'm sorry, what has my login name got to do with anything ?

Insane_Cellist, you really need to get out of my head.

damn you Boobieser. GET OUT OF MY HEAD

If it weren't for my HORSE, as in "Giddyup giddyup giddyup let's GO," I wouldn't have spent that year in COLLEGE, as in a DEGREE-GRANTING INSTITUTION.



(There, that's just different enough from the other posts to be originally funny.)

Please rise for the anthem:

Oh! Everyone else, can got to hell.
Except for cow five sixty-nine!

"If it would not be for football, I would not be playing football today."

(Does anyone remember the comedian that did this on that HBO special about 20 years ago?)

Well Johnny_Stupid, if that's true then they should just run all the articles two or three times, right?

Wrong.

nytmare

Did I say that ?

No.

Got any plans for summer?

/got nothin'

damn you Insane_Cellist

At the risk of sounding redundant, I, too, am disappointed at not being the first to the Lewis Black reference.

-RYan o_O

/me adds one more to the list of people whose first thought was the Lewis Black quote

/obligatory
"Tomorrow we are having fish sticks for lunch, and remeber kids BJ's dont count.

Lewis Black sucks.

Let's do another joke about how STUPID EVERYTHING IS! Look at this salt! Boy, is it stupid! People... drain... saltwater... and put what's left on their eggs! Is that dumb OR WHAT?!?! AHRHEHHFHFHRHHRHR!!!!

And then there's ketchup! People SQUISH TOMATOES, and PUT THEM ON FRIES! I'm going to repeat that... They. Put. Them. On. FRIES!!! AHARHHEIREHIFNINGHHRHEHREOMGLOLROFL!!!!1

/I added in a little n00b comedy at the end, y'know, for the kids. it's late, but trust me, lewis black still sucks

Insane_Cellist:

May first thought as well. good job.