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(The Local)   I don't care how dangerous the dog is, you are not calling him 'Hitler'   (thelocal.fr) divider line 31
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2014-09-05 03:40:08 AM  
I knew a guy in college who was named Adolph. Nicest guy you could imagine. Kind of a hack artist, but really good with people. Really charismatic.

Anyway, it was an unfortunate name. He went by "Alf".
 
2014-09-05 08:17:40 AM  
No Bimmler?
 
2014-09-05 08:20:01 AM  
We had a family of racists in our neighborhood that got a dog and named him digger.
They lived across the street from the one black family.
The people that owned digger never trained him and let him run loose, and would stand on the front steps and call for him loudly.

Needless to say, they were dis-invited to be part of the neighborhood and had to move after less than a year.
 
2014-09-05 08:25:26 AM  
ic.pics.livejournal.com

Approves
 
2014-09-05 08:30:59 AM  
There is a final solution to this problem of these mongrels in France.
 
2014-09-05 08:31:13 AM  
Howzabout Philippe Petain?  Is that better?
 
2014-09-05 08:34:37 AM  
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gja
2014-09-05 08:35:02 AM  

vudukungfu: We had a family of racists in our neighborhood that got a dog and named him digger.
They lived across the street from the one black family.
The people that owned digger never trained him and let him run loose, and would stand on the front steps and call for him loudly.

Needless to say, they were dis-invited to be part of the neighborhood and had to move after less than a year.


LOL. True story, my little jack russells' nickname was 'the digger'. Because she could dig through frikkin concrete (or so it seemed).
Fences and walls were just challenges to her. Nearly sprained my ankle one night walking the yard and fell into one of her attempts to find the earths crusts depth.
 
2014-09-05 08:42:23 AM  
Hmmm...can't name dogs Hitler, and you can't name pigs Napoleon. Why don't they just name the dog Schweinhund (pig dog)?
 
2014-09-05 08:42:48 AM  
Blondi disapproves
 
2014-09-05 08:43:13 AM  
Name your dog bin Laden or Putin instead.
 
2014-09-05 08:47:41 AM  
My dog's got no nose.

/obscure?
 
2014-09-05 08:49:18 AM  
Wait, wait, hold on.  The MAYOR has to sign off on your dog in France?  The MAYOR?  Seems like it's a waste of a high dollar resource to me.  I wonder if Rellik would fly.  LOL  the mayor.  geeze.
 
2014-09-05 08:49:48 AM  
Ah yes, France, the land of epic douchebags.

Fark-off Mayor Stalin, you're ancestors were surrender-monkeys at the time, too late to take a stand now.
 
2014-09-05 08:52:59 AM  
Don't call that dog Hitler; call him shiathead.
 
2014-09-05 08:53:18 AM  
"Bad, Hitler, bad. Stop sniffing butts." Hmm, seems like it works.
 
2014-09-05 08:55:05 AM  

Cynphul: Wait, wait, hold on.  The MAYOR has to sign off on your dog in France?  The MAYOR?  Seems like it's a waste of a high dollar resource to me.  I wonder if Rellik would fly.  LOL  the mayor.  geeze.


France surrenders, as usual.
 
2014-09-05 08:57:09 AM  

vudukungfu: We had a family of racists in our neighborhood that got a dog and named him digger.
They lived across the street from the one black family.
The people that owned digger never trained him and let him run loose, and would stand on the front steps and call for him loudly.

Needless to say, they were dis-invited to be part of the neighborhood and had to move after less than a year.


My mother's family had a dog that actually was named the N word. They were in the Appalachian foothills in the late 50s-early 60s, so a product of the times, but still something I hate remembering in my bloodline.

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Fark-off Mayor Stalin, you're ancestors were surrender-monkeys at the time, too late to take a stand now.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Resistance
 
2014-09-05 08:58:02 AM  
Best dog name ever

"Mummy" in peep show. (Or Mommy in America).
 
2014-09-05 09:12:32 AM  
The local pizza place has occasionally called us "the Hitlers." The first time they were really embarrassed, and said they just couldn't remember the name, "but it ended with -er and sounded German." It's Dutch, but ok. The second time, they were just "meh, calzones for Hitler." This somehow transitioned into "angry Hitler," though neither my wife nor I have ever had a cross word with them.

/"no onions, it's for angry Hitler"
//great food
///we suspect this may cause some embarrassment if non-regulars ever hear it
 
2014-09-05 09:21:08 AM  
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No, no, it's Mr. Hilter.
 
2014-09-05 09:32:34 AM  
Hollande probably won't pass muster, either. How about scie à chaine?
 
2014-09-05 09:43:49 AM  
Looks like a Hitler to me..

i.dailymail.co.uk

/dawwww, who's a little Hitler? Yes you are!
 
2014-09-05 09:45:05 AM  

GoldDude: [38.media.tumblr.com image 500x350]

No, no, it's Mr. Hilter.


Came for the reference to the Silly leg-before-wicket British Person humor
 
2014-09-05 09:52:14 AM  

Hiro-ACiD: Looks like a Hitler to me..

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

/dawwww, who's a little Hitler? Yes you are!


Showed up for The Hitler-esque pup. Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-09-05 10:55:34 AM  
Wow, no pit bull references?  Hmf.
 
2014-09-05 11:05:51 AM  
My cat's name is Satan. He earned his name. Some relations refuse to call him Satan and call him Satin instead. Something about saying the name and inviting evil in our house. Bwahahaha. He Who Can't Be Named.
 
2014-09-05 12:11:50 PM  
FTFA:  "I don't want to sign this licence ... of course 'Itler' and 'Iva' make you think of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun"

Really, how many people are even going to be aware of this?
 
2014-09-05 12:36:13 PM  

Tax Boy: [ic.pics.livejournal.com image 320x180]

Approves


I love Hitler and Hitler loves me!

/Came for that reference.
 
2014-09-05 02:00:28 PM  

dstanley: Did they have a cat named "attractive and successful African-American"?


That's not what I wrote, goddammit. Thanks for making look like a racist.

I Was trying to invoke this meme:

static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-09-05 02:36:48 PM  
Itler would would be how the French pronounce HITLER.  The H is largely silent in french.    Henri is pronounce ON-REE
 
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