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(Otago Daily Times)   Man asks judge not to publicize his name after he's caught using pliers to yank women's teeth out during sex   (odt.co.nz) divider line 96
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2014-09-04 11:56:19 PM  
Philip Lyle Hansen
Philip Lyle Hansen
Philip Lyle Hansen
Philip Lyle Hansen
 
2014-09-05 12:10:51 AM  

ginandbacon: Philip Lyle Hansen
Philip Lyle Hansen
Philip Lyle Hansen
Philip Lyle Hansen


I'm sorry, Ginandbacn, I'ma little deef in my right eardrum, You'll hafta speak up.

Philip Lyle Hansen
Philip Lyle Hansen
Philip Lyle Hansen
Philip Lyle Hansen


Ah, there that's better.

fta: Crown lawyer Sally Carter said while there would be a "flurry" of media attention around the case once his name was known, that attention would not be sustained until his trial.

Wait, what? This guy is complaining about unwanted attention? This guy? Really?

Sorry, Dillweed, but that's really something you should have factored in before you started adding a "Marathon Man dentist" fetish to your sexual assaults.
 
2014-09-05 12:24:43 AM  

quatchi: 'm sorry, Ginandbacn, I'ma little deef in my right eardrum, You'll hafta speak up.


PHILIP FARKING LYLE FARKING HANSEN
 
2014-09-05 12:26:59 AM  

ginandbacon: quatchi: 'm sorry, Ginandbacn, I'ma little deef in my right eardrum, You'll hafta speak up.

PHILIP FARKING LYLE FARKING HANSEN


Needs more Garret Morris.
 
2014-09-05 12:32:51 AM  

quatchi: ginandbacon: quatchi: 'm sorry, Ginandbacn, I'ma little deef in my right eardrum, You'll hafta speak up.

PHILIP FARKING LYLE FARKING HANSEN

Needs more Garret Morris.


img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-09-05 12:36:07 AM  
Also, two Ts motherfarker, two Ts.

Garrett farking Morris.
 
2014-09-05 12:52:38 AM  

ginandbacon: Also, two Ts motherfarker, two Ts.

Garrett farking Morris.


Dammit. I usually double check that stuff cos every time I don't I do that. >.<

That noted, has any one in thread mentioned yet that the guy's name is  PHILIP FARKING LYLE FARKING HANSEN?

Because Bears!
 
2014-09-05 01:29:34 AM  
Is he a dentist?

Is he one of the Hansen brothers?
 
2014-09-05 02:00:19 AM  
It's stories like these that make me realize that "innocent until proven guilty" is a thing of the past.
 
2014-09-05 02:19:52 AM  
"...caught using pliers to yank women's teeth out during sex."

Like you do...
 
2014-09-05 02:25:44 AM  
"Caught" doing it?  What, did he think he was being subtle?  This goes a wee bit beyond "are you eating back there?" territory.  I don't care HOW good you think you are in the sack, your partner's going to notice if you decide to get the pliers out.
 
2014-09-05 02:26:23 AM  
musicblog.vh1.com

Mmmmmmmm yoink, mmmm mmm mmmmmmmmmmmm yoink!
 
2014-09-05 02:27:25 AM  
"A man who allegedly tore women's teeth out with pliers while having sex with them has lost a bid to keep his name secret."

Ouch.
 
2014-09-05 02:29:32 AM  
after he's caught using pliers to yank women's teeth out during sex

revmikewilliams.org
 
2014-09-05 02:30:38 AM  
Is there a way to secretly pull teeth out during sex?

Usually the secret teeth pulling occurs after the sex during the child custody case.
 
2014-09-05 02:31:40 AM  
No teeth dammit!
 
2014-09-05 02:32:43 AM  
Is he like Dexter, but with sex victims?
 
2014-09-05 02:33:40 AM  
i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-09-05 02:34:30 AM  
Don't let crazy stick its dick in you.

Also, Philip Lyle Hansen? Philip Lyle Hansen.
 
2014-09-05 02:36:34 AM  
I would think he ran some risk of getting said pliers applied to his nuts.
 
2014-09-05 02:39:54 AM  
Perhaps the tooth pulling was a cover. He didn't expect them to notice the sex with all that oral manipulation going on.

How did he manage to find three women to fark him?

That's a fine set you've got there, wanna come back to my place?
 
2014-09-05 02:40:38 AM  
Came for Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors... Leaving disappointed and on mobile so I can't even remedy the situation.

This is all your fault PHILLIP FARKING LYLE MOTHERFARKING HANSEN!

/Phillip
//Lyle
///Hansen
 
2014-09-05 02:42:32 AM  
Maybe they were dentures and he wanted a bj??
 
2014-09-05 02:43:06 AM  
This reminds me of the time when I found out 45 degrees in Australia is different from 45 degrees in America and I made a terrible and embarrassing choice of attire
 
2014-09-05 02:45:02 AM  
On a related note, 12 teeth from 3 victims? They didn't stop him until four teeth, on average?
 
2014-09-05 02:47:06 AM  

ransack.: On a related note, 12 teeth from 3 victims? They didn't stop him until four teeth, on average?


It doesn't sound so awful until you realize these women worked graveyard at Waffle House.  That was all the teeth they had!
 
2014-09-05 02:50:08 AM  
During.

Not before or after but during.

Just wanna be clear.
 
2014-09-05 02:51:44 AM  
after he's caught using pliers to yank women's teeth out during sex rape

I have a hard time believing it was consensual.

"Fark me! Fark me! Thuk me! Thuk me!"
 
2014-09-05 02:53:37 AM  
www.parramattadental.net
 
2014-09-05 02:55:55 AM  

vincentfox: ransack.: On a related note, 12 teeth from 3 victims? They didn't stop him until four teeth, on average?

It doesn't sound so awful until you realize these women worked graveyard at Waffle House.  That was all the teeth they had!


There's no Waffle Houses in New Zealand!
 
2014-09-05 02:57:30 AM  

fusillade762: [www.parramattadental.net image 500x313]


img.ceskatelevize.cz

How many times has he been a dentist?
 
2014-09-05 02:58:18 AM  
I had a tooth pulled once during sex.

Best rewatching of Phantom menace EVAR
 
2014-09-05 02:58:30 AM  
Was he home schooled?
 
2014-09-05 02:59:17 AM  
The dude should have been out after some GILFS if he was into that sort of thing.
 
2014-09-05 03:01:47 AM  

vincentfox: ransack.: On a related note, 12 teeth from 3 victims? They didn't stop him until four teeth, on average?

It doesn't sound so awful until you realize these women worked graveyard at Waffle House.  That was all the teeth they had!


Those were words of wisdom.

You should win a plaque.
 
2014-09-05 03:02:14 AM  

GloomCookie613: Came for Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors...


Jarringly unfunny part of an otherwise good movie. Doubly disasppointing because I was used to Steve as an absurdist genius...and here he is basically playing it straight, just campy.
 
2014-09-05 03:04:53 AM  

fusillade762: [www.parramattadental.net image 500x313]


Thank you!
 
2014-09-05 03:06:03 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: GloomCookie613: Came for Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors...

Jarringly unfunny part of an otherwise good movie. Doubly disasppointing because I was used to Steve as an absurdist genius...and here he is basically playing it straight, just campy.


It wasn't my favourite part of the film either, but you've gotta admit it was appropriate for this thread in so many ways.
 
2014-09-05 03:06:17 AM  

ransack.: On a related note, 12 teeth from 3 victims? They didn't stop him until four teeth, on average?


^^THIS.

What the fark?
 
2014-09-05 03:08:18 AM  

ransack.: fusillade762: [www.parramattadental.net image 500x313]

[img.ceskatelevize.cz image 600x414]

How many times has he been a dentist?


Dunno. But definitely less times that Brian Dennehy has been a cop.
 
2014-09-05 03:09:23 AM  
Wait.... I just realized something: what if this was just some way to counter vagina dentata? Wouldn't it just be self defense (preservation)?
 
2014-09-05 03:13:04 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Wait.... I just realized something: what if this was just some way to counter vagina dentata? Wouldn't it just be self defense (preservation)?


I like my vagina al dente, definitely not... that other thing.
 
2014-09-05 03:17:49 AM  

Big Ramifications: ransack.: On a related note, 12 teeth from 3 victims? They didn't stop him until four teeth, on average?

^^THIS.

What the fark?


Sounds to me like they consented and enjoyed it at the time but then regretted it in the morning so they pretended like they were attacked. A familiar story.
 
2014-09-05 03:21:52 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

I can see both sides of this. Even if he's acquitted, his reputation will be irrevocably damaged.

On the other hand.


Philip Lyle Hansen
 
2014-09-05 03:25:06 AM  
Another reason to avoid dentists!
 
2014-09-05 03:31:31 AM  

GloomCookie613: fusillade762: [www.parramattadental.net image 500x313]

Thank you!


I was kinda surprised I was the first with that.
 
2014-09-05 03:36:15 AM  

Snapper Carr: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478]

I can see both sides of this. Even if he's acquitted, his reputation will be irrevocably damaged.

On the other hand.


Philip Lyle Hansen


img.fark.net
 
2014-09-05 03:57:32 AM  
Philip Lyle Hansen sure likes his blowjobs soft.

Philip Lyle Hansen is an even bigger douchebag than  George Tierney of Greenville, SC!
 
2014-09-05 03:59:57 AM  

zulius: Is he like Dexter, but with sex victims?


There was a serial killer in season 6 who pulled out a tooth from each one of his victims. IIRC, one of them was a prostitute.
 
2014-09-05 04:05:16 AM  
I've got one question...

How?
 
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