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(Foodbeast)   And the latest from Taco Bell's innovation team of no-limits 4-year-olds: the BISCUIT TACO   (foodbeast.com) divider line 84
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2014-09-04 08:32:14 PM  
BEST DAY EVER

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2014-09-04 11:32:27 PM  
Gross
 
2014-09-04 11:34:20 PM  
*heavy breathing*
 
2014-09-04 11:34:56 PM  
Rubber biscuit?
 
2014-09-04 11:35:30 PM  
WTF is the crusty brown shiat in TFA'S biscuit pic?
 
2014-09-04 11:36:31 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Gross


I was watching the Arkansas vs Auburn football game last weekend, and they had a Hardee's commercial that made me retch: Hardee's fried baloney and Velveeta cheese biscuit.

I wish I were making this up.
 
2014-09-04 11:36:31 PM  
Yeah, I remember my freshman year
 
2014-09-04 11:37:39 PM  
Still no pita taco(Super Taco in Chicago)
 
2014-09-04 11:38:34 PM  
Please. They're trying to find a replacement for that disgusting, greasy bread product that they disingenuously called a "waffle."

Taco Bell's idea of "breakfast" is less than palatable.
 
2014-09-04 11:39:43 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: SecretAgentWoman: Gross

I was watching the Arkansas vs Auburn football game last weekend, and they had a Hardee's commercial that made me retch: Hardee's fried baloney and Velveeta cheese biscuit.

I wish I were making this up.


That bologna has a first name, it's G-R-O-S-S
 
2014-09-04 11:41:47 PM  
 
2014-09-04 11:42:50 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: Danger Avoid Death: SecretAgentWoman: Gross

I was watching the Arkansas vs Auburn football game last weekend, and they had a Hardee's commercial that made me retch: Hardee's fried baloney and Velveeta cheese biscuit.

I wish I were making this up.

That bologna has a first name, it's G-R-O-S-S


Mine had a first name.  It was J-I-M-M-Y.  It also had a second name.  That name was C-AR-T-E-R.  It had a certain way of stinking up the U-S-A.
 
2014-09-04 11:43:09 PM  

jaytkay: [media.theonion.com image 445x356]
Denny's Introduces 'Just A Humongous Bucket Of Eggs And Meat'


Where's the glass of bourbon/whiskey?
 
2014-09-04 11:44:48 PM  
It's like the shiattiest possible Americanized knock-off of Chairman Bao.

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2014-09-04 11:44:48 PM  
I'm on the toilet taking a terrific shiat right now so I'm getting a kick out of HHHHHNNNNNnnngggg uhhhhoohhaaa Oh God, so disgusting.

/Sorry
 
2014-09-04 11:45:17 PM  

jaytkay: [omgomnomnom.jpg]
Denny's Introduces 'Just A Humongous Bucket Of Eggs And Meat'


I'll wear sweatpants with an elastic waistband. Where's the gravy and Tabasco?
 
2014-09-04 11:46:51 PM  

pushcart: WTF is the crusty brown shiat in TFA'S biscuit pic?


Brown crust?
 
2014-09-04 11:46:54 PM  
Meh, I'd eat it. 

Hardee's fried baloney and Velveeta cheese biscuit. Hardee's fried baloney and Velveeta cheese biscuit.

I'd eat that too.

/I sound fat.
 
2014-09-04 11:48:59 PM  

OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Meh, I'd eat it. 

Hardee's fried baloney and Velveeta cheese biscuit. Hardee's fried baloney and Velveeta cheese biscuit.

I'd eat that too.

/I sound fat.


And borderline obese.

I keed.
 
2014-09-04 11:51:17 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: SecretAgentWoman: Gross

I was watching the Arkansas vs Auburn football game last weekend, and they had a Hardee's commercial that made me retch: Hardee's fried baloney and Velveeta cheese biscuit.

I wish I were making this up.


They have those around here (sw Va.). I once saw a "fried bologna burger" advertised at some greasy spoon south of me.
 
2014-09-04 11:52:01 PM  

jaytkay: [media.theonion.com image 445x356]
Denny's Introduces 'Just A Humongous Bucket Of Eggs And Meat'


Do they have it in a "large"?
 
2014-09-04 11:52:31 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Meh, I'd eat it. 

Hardee's fried baloney and Velveeta cheese biscuit. Hardee's fried baloney and Velveeta cheese biscuit.

I'd eat that too.

/I sound fat.

And borderline obese.

I keed.


Sorry, got distracted by errant crumbs.
 
2014-09-04 11:53:07 PM  

fusillade762: pushcart: WTF is the crusty brown shiat in TFA'S biscuit pic?

Brown crust?


Laughing. I am kinda drunk. I read TFA again and learned that the mystery stuff is "chicken."
 
2014-09-04 11:53:41 PM  
It's just a Honey Butter Biscuit, but the biscuit is rolled into a taco shape.

Whataburger has been selling this for years. It's not bad.
 
2014-09-04 11:55:46 PM  
I actually like taco bell, as far as fast food goes. What happened to the shrimp?
 
2014-09-04 11:57:34 PM  
I was all hey is that an innocent tater-tot being sacrificed in that disgusting biscuit??

Taco Bell claims it's 'meat.'


cdn.foodbeast.com
 
2014-09-04 11:59:39 PM  

OooShiny: I was all hey is that an innocent tater-tot being sacrificed in that disgusting biscuit??

Taco Bell claims it's 'meat.'


[cdn.foodbeast.com image 600x400]


Pssst... it's 'chicken.' Can't tell which part.
 
2014-09-05 12:00:30 AM  
When is Pizza Hut going to release the Doritos Locos pizza?
 
2014-09-05 12:01:28 AM  

pushcart: OooShiny: I was all hey is that an innocent tater-tot being sacrificed in that disgusting biscuit??

Taco Bell claims it's 'meat.'


[cdn.foodbeast.com image 600x400]

Pssst... it's 'chicken.' Can't tell which part.


It's 'chicken parts'
 
2014-09-05 12:03:04 AM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: pushcart: OooShiny: I was all hey is that an innocent tater-tot being sacrificed in that disgusting biscuit??

Taco Bell claims it's 'meat.'


[cdn.foodbeast.com image 600x400]

Pssst... it's 'chicken.' Can't tell which part.

It's 'chicken parts'


Of course! I feel stupid. And not hungry.
 
2014-09-05 12:07:49 AM  
If you ever wanna see what Taco Bell used to be like, just watch "Roger and Me" and take the context completely out of your mind. You would definitely want to eat at that joint in 1987 Flint, Michigan.

Sadly, old footage of Wendy's died with "Whar my beef?" in 1984.
 
2014-09-05 12:09:23 AM  

FormlessOne: Please. They're trying to find a replacement for that disgusting, greasy bread product that they disingenuously called a "waffle."

Taco Bell's idea of "breakfast" is less than palatable.


The breakfast crunch wraps are pretty farking good.
 
2014-09-05 12:11:33 AM  
It looks like a vagoo
 
2014-09-05 12:14:26 AM  
Sausage, egg, and cheese with gravy? I'll give it a try.
 
2014-09-05 12:16:10 AM  
Oh my god. Right down the street from my office. I'm getting breakfast tomorrow.
 
2014-09-05 12:16:16 AM  
Del Taco.

That is all.
 
2014-09-05 12:16:58 AM  

willfullyobscure: It looks like a vagoo


May be... I remember a claim that their 'meat' is "mostly rectum-free." If true,that would not exclude vagoo in form or substance.
 
2014-09-05 12:20:30 AM  
America, where for thou art?
 
2014-09-05 12:23:20 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: SecretAgentWoman: Gross

I was watching the Arkansas vs Auburn football game last weekend, and they had a Hardee's commercial that made me retch: Hardee's fried baloney and Velveeta cheese biscuit.

I wish I were making this up.


Hardee's breakfast biscuits are usually pretty good.  I don't have a lot of faith in Taco Bell's biscuit making skills - even McDonald's doesn't do them very well, the biscuit sandwiches are by far the least desirable part of their breakfast menu, way, way, way, too dry.

I don't know how I feel about velveeta for breakfast, but the regular Hardee's fried bologna, egg, and cheese biscuit is decent, though I prefer the smoked sausage or country ham biscuits (sans egg and cheese).

Now if only they'd serve little cups of red eye gravy with those country ham biscuits...
 
2014-09-05 12:23:26 AM  

Binklord: Rubber biscuit?


Rubber biscuit.
 
2014-09-05 12:26:49 AM  

FormlessOne: Please. They're trying to find a replacement for that disgusting, greasy bread product that they disingenuously called a "waffle."

Taco Bell's idea of "breakfast" is less than palatable.


Their breakfast burritos are actually pretty good.  I think the waffle taco was the result of someone who was leaving the company, and really wanted to stick it to them on his way out.  It's the only thing that would make sense.
 
2014-09-05 12:36:28 AM  
Honestly, the biscuit with Chicken and the jalapeno honey on it sounds just interesting enough to try sometime.
 
2014-09-05 12:45:41 AM  
Who cares ? it's close enough to a Mexican breakfast for me .
 
2014-09-05 12:49:02 AM  
Puerto Rican field goal?
 
2014-09-05 12:52:32 AM  

Binklord: Rubber biscuit?


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, bow bow bow

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2014-09-05 12:55:49 AM  
Just give me the old-fashioned Taco John's Taco Burger ;)

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2014-09-05 12:56:57 AM  

Binklord: Rubber biscuit?


And liquor?
 
2014-09-05 01:02:08 AM  

SpinStopper: Just give me the old-fashioned Taco John's Taco Burger ;)

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Pfft. All you need is a skillet, some beef, and a can of manwhich. Get some prosumer buns and TIGHT!
 
2014-09-05 01:03:26 AM  
Ugh.

That looks positively disgusting.

You know what I would want if I were to go to a Taco Bell for breakfast?  A farking burrito.

I don't want their farked up attempt at "breakfast food".
 
2014-09-05 01:09:55 AM  

DarkVader: Ugh.

That looks positively disgusting.

You know what I would want if I were to go to a Taco Bell for breakfast?  A farking burrito.

I don't want their farked up attempt at "breakfast food".


Yeah, because their attempt at burritos is so much better.

If you get the green chile instead of red sauce, the burritos are edible if you're broke.
 
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