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(The Raw Story)   Remember that Ex-Navy SEAL car salesman who was shot in a parking lot in Ohio by those three racist black guys? No he wasn't   (rawstory.com) divider line 141
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2014-09-04 03:59:08 PM  
Ooooh he so cray-cray!
 
2014-09-04 04:00:17 PM  
No, but then I have a life.
 
2014-09-04 04:01:11 PM  

WTF Indeed: No, but then I have a life.


What are you doing on here you stinking liar?
 
2014-09-04 04:13:20 PM  
I'm shocked.
 
2014-09-04 04:25:32 PM  
Here's a link to the original Fark thread, didn't seem to get too much attention then either
 
2014-09-04 04:27:01 PM  
The same people that shared that story with a pithy comment about how difficult it is being white in America have also been passing around a picture of motocross racer Jim McNeil from 2006 and labeling it as Darren Wilson.  Any attempts to correct this behavior are met with, "Well my opinion still stands."
 
2014-09-04 04:28:44 PM  

ginandbacon: What are you doing on here you stinking liar?


Killing time at work. Like God intended.
 
2014-09-04 04:32:20 PM  
did he carve a B into his cheek too?
 
2014-09-04 04:37:25 PM  

WI241TH: Here's a link to the original Fark thread, didn't seem to get too much attention then either


Given the date on there, "April Fools" may be his best defense...

/idiot
//him, not you WI241TH
 
2014-09-04 04:37:44 PM  
lghttp.22478.nexcesscdn.net

Car salesman, workout videos, motivational assistance...seems like he's fond of a few different types of scams.
 
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2014-09-04 04:38:29 PM  

ManateeGag: did he carve a B into his cheek too?


Just the mirror image of one.
 
2014-09-04 04:38:46 PM  

WTF Indeed: ginandbacon: What are you doing on here you stinking liar?

Killing time at work. Like God intended.


Pffffffffft. Like you "work."
 
2014-09-04 04:53:53 PM  
They drew first blood, not me!
 
2014-09-04 05:02:41 PM  
Reminds me of another Navy SEAL bullshiat artist, but he died so it's okay that he was a liar.
 
2014-09-04 05:36:33 PM  
Ever notice the more specific someone is about being a victim the less likely it is that they are one?

Who the fark chases someone after they've been shot? No one. Not a Navy SEAL, not anyone. What's the farking point?
 
2014-09-04 05:39:30 PM  
its almost like the people willing to actually do all that crazy commando shiat are totally f*cking crazy
 
2014-09-04 05:54:35 PM  
Stupid liberal media, trying to smear a true American hero!  You can tell he's telling the truth because his story confirms my subtly racist view of the world.

SUBTLY, dangnabit!
 
2014-09-04 05:57:02 PM  
Ten bucks says he shot himself by accident.

Typical republican asshole.
 
2014-09-04 05:58:09 PM  
He claimed that one of the assailants shouted, "You need to learn some respect!"

He does in fact need to learn this.
 
2014-09-04 05:59:53 PM  
I'm guessing he is a pill head and did the deed to score a nice long term pill prescription of powerful stuff. Like most people in ultra-rural Ohio. If he isn't straight up shooting smack while simultaneously smoking meth.
 
2014-09-04 06:01:54 PM  

Lsherm: Ever notice the more specific someone is about being a victim the less likely it is that they are one?

Who the fark chases someone after they've been shot? No one. Not a Navy SEAL, not anyone. What's the farking point?


Yea he should've just said it was some puerto rican guy.
 
2014-09-04 06:02:56 PM  
When this happened to Marine Todd I prayed to the Lord Above to deliver us from sinners and a Prius ran into a light post right in front of me and the libtard driving it died. True story.
 
2014-09-04 06:03:01 PM  
Jeez give him a break, the guy was just playing the odds.

You libtards don't understand probability...you guys probably have money on the Packers tonight, eh?
 
2014-09-04 06:06:29 PM  

Diogenes: [lghttp.22478.nexcesscdn.net image 698x400]

Car salesman, workout videos, motivational assistance...seems like he's fond of a few different types of scams.


Professional douche.
 
2014-09-04 06:06:34 PM  
So the black guys are still guilty right?
 
2014-09-04 06:06:58 PM  

theorellior: When this happened to Marine Todd I prayed to the Lord Above to deliver us from sinners and a Prius ran into a light post right in front of me and the libtard driving it died. True story.


Needs more roundhouse kicks to the face.
 
2014-09-04 06:07:41 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: So the black guys are still guilty right?


LOL

I'm sure there are 3 to 6, waiting for sentencing.
 
2014-09-04 06:08:12 PM  
Police knew he was lying about a black guy shooting him when the police realized the black men needed less than fifty shots to hit the guy once.
 
2014-09-04 06:08:19 PM  
Straight white people represent about 0.0001% of these cases, so I guess it was inevitable.
 
2014-09-04 06:08:55 PM  
i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-09-04 06:09:04 PM  

Lsherm: Ever notice the more specific someone is about being a victim the less likely it is that they are one?

Who the fark chases someone after they've been shot? No one. Not a Navy SEAL, not anyone. What's the farking point?


Ever notice that when some attention whore makes up a crime and goes to the media with it, the perpetrators are always imaginary bad-ass black guys?
 
2014-09-04 06:09:10 PM  
So, he's NOT a car salesman.  Damn it.
 
2014-09-04 06:09:40 PM  
also...

because being attacked by 3 white guys simple isn't that threatening, like being pelted with wet cheeriOs.
 
2014-09-04 06:09:47 PM  
You people don't know how much we get this from cops an regular soldiers who are just envious of our skills.  When I was a Level FIve Delta Force leader in the Marine Core, we would always have wannabe types trying to take us down.  It's just another sacrifce we have to make for our country though.

...


Ok, seriously though, I would like to know how he actually got shot.  That could be a funny story, possibly involving beer.
 
2014-09-04 06:10:42 PM  

Infernalist: Ten bucks says he shot himself by accident.

Typical republican asshole.


Ten bucks says you don't have ten bucks to your name.

Typical liberal douche.
 
2014-09-04 06:11:42 PM  
 
2014-09-04 06:11:47 PM  
I bet he shot himself while playing with his guns, then made up the scary black guys story out of embarrassment.
 
2014-09-04 06:12:00 PM  

enik: Infernalist: Ten bucks says he shot himself by accident.

Typical republican asshole.

Ten bucks says you don't have ten bucks to your name.

Typical liberal douche.


20 bucks and your mom says you have a small penis.
 
2014-09-04 06:12:12 PM  
"But I'm a hero!"
"And we salute you for it....(everyone salutes) Now off to jail with you."


/dunno why this story made me think of this
//other than the fact that everything makes me think of something from that show
 
2014-09-04 06:12:52 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: [i.kinja-img.com image 636x633]


I'm going to guess you are the unfortunate owner of a Facebook account.
 
2014-09-04 06:12:56 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: [i.kinja-img.com image 636x633]


Marine Todd and SEAL Chris had just returned from quelling a riot in Ferguson when the red phone rang...
 
2014-09-04 06:13:02 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: [i.kinja-img.com image 636x633]


An atheist and a member of the ACLU?!
That marine should'a just shot him dead!
 
2014-09-04 06:13:02 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: So the black guys are still guilty right?


Yup. Suck it, lib
 
2014-09-04 06:13:44 PM  
This man is a national hero and a SEAL, because he graduated from a difficult training program, having joined the military. There is no way he could lie or act in a manner unbecoming of a gentleman. I won't stand for it.
 
2014-09-04 06:13:47 PM  

enik: Infernalist: Ten bucks says he shot himself by accident.

Typical republican asshole.

Ten bucks says you don't have ten bucks to your name.

Typical liberal douche.


Don't you mean "hey, this black guy and 3 of his friends shot me"

/as if you had ten bucks
 
2014-09-04 06:15:30 PM  
No I don't remember but I'm sure it was top story on the Daily Caller
 
2014-09-04 06:15:33 PM  
"WKYC reported that Heben has a previous conviction for "three counts of forgery related to perscriptions of controlled substances."

NEVER TRUST A JUNKIE!
 
2014-09-04 06:15:49 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: So the black guys are still guilty right?


Of course. And as soon as the cops see a car with 3 black men in it, they'll shoot that car full of holes.
 
2014-09-04 06:17:06 PM  
marinetodd.com
 
2014-09-04 06:19:00 PM  

but whole: I bet he shot himself while playing with his guns, then made up the scary black guys story out of embarrassment.


I think someone upthread called it. He shot himself to score the good pills.
 
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