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(Metro)   "Yes, for only £1500 you too can have a giant black cock"   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-09-04 12:54:15 PM  
 
2014-09-04 02:24:34 PM  
I've heard most women still prefer the white meat though...
 
2014-09-04 02:41:01 PM  
Line starts where?
 
gja
2014-09-04 02:43:12 PM  
Well, there's no way this thread will go awry. No siree, no way at all.
 
2014-09-04 02:43:54 PM  
It's black all the way through... I guess its not "all pink on the inside" after all.
 
2014-09-04 02:44:07 PM  
Will this be reported on the BBC?
 
2014-09-04 02:44:12 PM  
I simply have an easy storage model.

Grower, not a shower.
 
2014-09-04 02:44:25 PM  
Well, that was a let down.
 
2014-09-04 02:44:29 PM  
A generic trait?

FFS the article needs an editor!
 
2014-09-04 02:44:37 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Line starts where?


In front of ur mom ... as usual.
 
2014-09-04 02:45:08 PM  
Is it bigger than a breadbox?
 
2014-09-04 02:45:16 PM  
"Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day."

My dick is so big ...

Ah, hell.  You start.
 
2014-09-04 02:45:23 PM  

MooseBayou: I simply have an easy storage model.

Grower, not a shower.


I am also hung like a baby.

/7 lb 6 oz
//22 inches
 
2014-09-04 02:46:26 PM  

Abuse Liability: MooseBayou: I simply have an easy storage model.

Grower, not a shower.

I am also hung like a baby.

/7 lb 6 oz
//22 inches


Covered in feces?
 
2014-09-04 02:47:22 PM  

Theaetetus: Abuse Liability: MooseBayou: I simply have an easy storage model.

Grower, not a shower.

I am also hung like a baby.

/7 lb 6 oz
//22 inches

Covered in feces?


Only on birthdays... If she doesn't wipe.
 
2014-09-04 02:47:31 PM  
for a picture of your boobs I'll send you a 7 inch german sausage?

eip
 
2014-09-04 02:48:49 PM  
With a little luck and some patience, that black cock is about $12.50. Void where spraying live animals with pain is cruel or illegal.

img.fark.netimg.fark.net
 
2014-09-04 02:52:22 PM  
Blue clocks are bigger!

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-09-04 02:53:53 PM  

BitwiseShift: With a little luck and some patience, that black cock is about $12.50. Void where spraying live animals with pain is cruel or illegal.

Spraying anything with pain, animal or not, is pretty much textbook for 'cruel'

 
2014-09-04 02:54:28 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-09-04 02:55:29 PM  
www.thoughtleader.co.za
 
2014-09-04 02:55:59 PM  
For that money I want red streaks, lightning bolts, and theme music too.

Yes, I read the article.
 
2014-09-04 02:57:06 PM  
Sorry there, chief. I already have a black caulk.

www.boatmania.com
 
2014-09-04 02:57:56 PM  
I broke up with him a few years ago.  And him and his cock cost me way more money than that.
 
2014-09-04 02:58:12 PM  
You can buy a combat cock or a cock block, as well as a giant black cock from these guys....http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h B1qhHdg3NI

Possibly nsfw language and content?
 
2014-09-04 02:59:22 PM  
BLACK COCK THREAD!!!

pic?
 
2014-09-04 03:02:28 PM  
Fowl jokes aside, the person who creates male enhancement pills that work will have a net worth greater than some countries.

/I'm sure Parma is busy at work on it. After all, Viagra brought a profit margin that made many an investor rock hard!
 
2014-09-04 03:04:44 PM  
I can't wait till our project BlackHAWK gets declassified and a real name.

/CSB
 
2014-09-04 03:04:46 PM  

Shadowtag: For that money I want red streaks, lightning bolts, and theme music too.

Yes, I read the article.


Paging Super Chicken to the thread.  Super Chicken.

www.digital-sledgehammer.com
 
2014-09-04 03:05:19 PM  

felching pen: Will this be reported on the BBC?


** snert **
 
2014-09-04 03:06:15 PM  
img2.wfrcdn.com

What a giant black clock might look like.
 
2014-09-04 03:06:25 PM  
Can you still put these black cocks in your mouth?

Are they edible I guess is my question.
 
2014-09-04 03:13:42 PM  
You can get black "silkie" chickens at your local Asian grocery for a hell of a lot less than £1500.
 
2014-09-04 03:14:33 PM  
And I bet it tastes like chicken, too.
 
2014-09-04 03:15:47 PM  

Giltric: You can buy a combat cock or a cock block, as well as a giant black cock from these guys....http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h B1qhHdg3NI

Possibly nsfw language and content?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB1qhHdg3NI

better link maybe....
 
2014-09-04 03:17:57 PM  
Whoa...their bones and meat are black?

I've never heard of anything like that in my life. That's pretty amazing.
 
2014-09-04 03:23:28 PM  
To be fair, a giant black cock would look very strange on my pasty white Irish body...

As for the article...

That would be neat to see on a farm or even as a pet, NOT on the supermarket shelf... it looks... funky...
 
2014-09-04 03:25:00 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: Can you still put these black cocks in your mouth?

Are they edible I guess is my question.


You can put any cock in your mouth that you want.

Some it is advisable not to.
 
2014-09-04 03:27:21 PM  

Private_Citizen: Fowl jokes aside, the person who creates male enhancement pills that work will have a net worth greater than some countries.

/I'm sure Parma is busy at work on it. After all, Viagra brought a profit margin that made many an investor rock hard!


It won't be pharma, but likely will be the folks behind Peptides, HGH, and SARMS
 
2014-09-04 03:31:05 PM  

CeroX: To be fair, a giant black cock would look very strange on my pasty white Irish body...

As for the article...

That would be neat to see on a farm or even as a pet, NOT on the supermarket shelf... it looks... funky...


You won't do the funky chicken?
 
2014-09-04 03:37:40 PM  
"We've already got one. Oh yes, it's very nice."
lfp-blog.com
/better get on the horn to british intelligence
 
2014-09-04 03:38:02 PM  
Awwwww...for once I am disappointed that the link was NOT nsfw. >.<
 
2014-09-04 03:41:15 PM  
So, is it being sold in the bathroom of a gas station right off the interstate?
 
2014-09-04 03:43:54 PM  

Kiradikash: Awwwww...for once I am disappointed that the link was NOT nsfw. >.<


I'm sure there are plenty of farkers who wouldn't mind helping you out.  Images of junk is practically a currency here.
 
2014-09-04 03:54:18 PM  

Abuse Liability: Kiradikash: Awwwww...for once I am disappointed that the link was NOT nsfw. >.<

I'm sure there are plenty of farkers who wouldn't mind helping you out.  Images of junk is practically a currency here.


Ooh...anyone local to me? ;)  (for reference...NE Ohio)
 
2014-09-04 04:07:58 PM  

Kiradikash: Abuse Liability: Kiradikash: Awwwww...for once I am disappointed that the link was NOT nsfw. >.<

I'm sure there are plenty of farkers who wouldn't mind helping you out.  Images of junk is practically a currency here.

Ooh...anyone local to me? ;)  (for reference...NE Ohio)


Well, I'm not local to you, but here you go!

www.squidmobile.com
 
2014-09-04 04:15:22 PM  
What's long and black and full of seamen?
images.smh.com.au
 
2014-09-04 04:15:51 PM  

toraque: Kiradikash: Abuse Liability: Kiradikash: Awwwww...for once I am disappointed that the link was NOT nsfw. >.<

I'm sure there are plenty of farkers who wouldn't mind helping you out.  Images of junk is practically a currency here.

Ooh...anyone local to me? ;)  (for reference...NE Ohio)

Well, I'm not local to you, but here you go!

[www.squidmobile.com image 259x194]


That's one might big ship! ;)
 
2014-09-04 04:58:42 PM  
Save your 1500 pounds, England....the giant black cock is a rooster with black feathers.   (Since
"cock" can refer to the male of any bird species, if it's not a rooster, you may be stuck with a pet
crow....and you'll be "raven" mad.
 
2014-09-04 04:59:31 PM  

MooseBayou: Shadowtag: For that money I want red streaks, lightning bolts, and theme music too.

Yes, I read the article.

Paging Super Chicken to the thread.  Super Chicken.

[www.digital-sledgehammer.com image 640x480]


You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.  ("Roger Wilcox!")
 
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