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(Huffington Post)   The first rule of day care toddler fight club is, you do not talk about day care toddler fight club   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2014-09-04 03:58:17 PM  
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Don't talk about it?  Hell, some people build statues about it!
 
2014-09-04 05:14:01 PM  
Maybe they deserve it...
 
2014-09-04 05:15:52 PM  
joshblackman.com
 
2014-09-04 05:16:12 PM  
biatch set me up.
 
2014-09-04 05:16:21 PM  
This is bullshiat! How can they get away with this? I am spitting mad...I just don't understand the audacity of some people...ROTATE YOUR DAMN PHONE WHEN YOU RECORD VIDEO!
 
2014-09-04 05:16:48 PM  
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Why do you want to get into the toddler fighting racket?
 
2014-09-04 05:19:01 PM  
"You a cry baby," a teacher can be heard saying in the video.

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/Jack's complete lack of surprise
 
2014-09-04 05:19:41 PM  
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2014-09-04 05:21:14 PM  
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2014-09-04 05:26:26 PM  
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2014-09-04 05:26:26 PM  

Anayalator: "You a cry baby," a teacher can be heard saying in the video.

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/Jack's complete lack of surprise


I'm sure they meant your or yore.
 
2014-09-04 05:26:31 PM  
Is it just me, or are there a lot of stories today on Fark that lend credence to this guy's arguments?

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2014-09-04 05:27:05 PM  
Amateurs.

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2014-09-04 05:28:26 PM  
FTA: "Both the teachers that we caught doing this were both terminated"

Is there any chance when they say terminated, they mean killed?
 
2014-09-04 05:28:38 PM  
if that was my daughter   i'd call me a  couple a Hard  Pipe Hittin' wiggas , to go to work on the Homes there....with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
 
2014-09-04 05:28:44 PM  
Waits for footage of the instigators....aaah yes, I remember this type of feckless teacher quite well from my elementary school.

"Hit um"

"Hit um back"

"you ain gon let him getaway that!!"


I hope they get prison time for this shiat.
 
2014-09-04 05:29:56 PM  
Did the teachers take bets?
 
2014-09-04 05:33:07 PM  
This was an episode of 'yes, dear', I swear.
 
2014-09-04 05:33:16 PM  
you're supposed to keep toddler fighting in the backyard ring among friends.  you can't trust strangers not to report you...
 
2014-09-04 05:39:34 PM  
So glad I never had to leave my kids in the care of strangers. Well, at least until they got to school age, then it was like Lord of the Flies.
 
2014-09-04 05:40:36 PM  
""Both the teachers that we caught doing this were both terminated, so they no longer work here," she said."

They look after 3 year olds,  they aren't teachers.

/sales associate
/custodial engineer
 
2014-09-04 05:41:48 PM  

Boo_Guy: ""Both the teachers that we caught doing this were both terminated, so they no longer work here," she said."

They look after 3 year olds,  they aren't teachers.


it actually depends on the center.  some are just store and feed places.  some do include educational plans.
 
2014-09-04 05:49:13 PM  

vodka: So glad I never had to leave my kids in the care of strangers. Well, at least until they got to school age, then it was like Lord of the Flies.


Sucks to your assmar!
 
2014-09-04 05:53:25 PM  
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2014-09-04 05:55:00 PM  
WTF is the point of having daycare toddler fight club if you can't talk about it?
 
2014-09-04 05:56:50 PM  

Anayalator: "You a cry baby," a teacher can be heard saying in the video.

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/Jack's complete lack of surprise


I think we all read that in the exact voice the grammar implies.
 
2014-09-04 05:57:33 PM  
That anchor looks familar ....

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2014-09-04 06:12:41 PM  
"Both the teachers that we caught doing this were both terminated,"

Courtesy of the Department of Redundancy Department.
 
2014-09-04 06:15:27 PM  
I am Jack's infant rebellion.
 
2014-09-04 06:16:54 PM  
I am Jack's soiled diapers.

I am Jack's missing parents.
 
2014-09-04 06:17:38 PM  

robbiex0r: That anchor looks familar ....

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Ah, shiat, they all look the same
 
2014-09-04 06:18:13 PM  
Rapists, that is.

NTTAWWT
 
2014-09-04 06:19:09 PM  

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I like how the building is Frank Lloyd Wright style
 
2014-09-04 06:24:59 PM  
Anyone else just know that the teachers here were going to be black before going to the article?
 
2014-09-04 06:33:24 PM  
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2014-09-04 06:45:02 PM  
When WBNS reached out to the canned workers for comment last week, one of the women said she declined to intervene because she "didn't want to get in the middle of it" and "didn't want to get injured" by the two small children.

I know, right? Until you've faced down a rampaging 3-year-old, you don't know the MEANING of fear!
 
2014-09-04 07:04:52 PM  
This Isn't the first time one of these fight clubs has been shut down. Where the hell are people going to turn to now for a good,honest toddler fight?
 
2014-09-04 07:08:34 PM  
When WBNS reached out to the canned workers for comment last week, one of the women said she declined to intervene because she "didn't want to get in the middle of it" and "didn't want to get injured" by the two small children.

Were they arming the kids with knives, Indian Strap Match style?
 
2014-09-04 07:16:25 PM  
Michael Vick's running day care centers now?

/points at 3-year-old son
//"That's my dawg!", father exclaims proudly
 
2014-09-04 09:59:13 PM  
When I was a kid, my older cousin and her sister were doing this with the older girls' twin boys.  Even at 10 years old, I was disgusted, and told them to stop.  But they wouldn't listen to me, because what the fark did I know? I was just a kid.

They were forcing the two boys to fight, because it was "funny," and they were barely toddling.  They had to hold the kids up to have them swing at each other because the boys were too young ot stand on their own.

No idea how the kids turned out.  I don't talk to that side of my family anymore, for that and many more reasons.
 
2014-09-04 10:02:12 PM  
How did I know.
 
2014-09-04 11:17:52 PM  

LemSkroob: Anyone else just know that the teachers here were going to be black before going to the article?



It's racist to know that.  You're supposed to be surprised.
 
2014-09-05 01:42:23 AM  

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I have this urge to post:

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2014-09-05 08:30:08 AM  

TheSlothAlive: This Isn't the first time one of these fight clubs has been shut down. Where the hell are people going to turn to now for a good,honest toddler fight?


Wow, and they're all minorities.  What a surprise.  I'll bet their men are into dog fighting, too.
 
2014-09-05 09:11:27 AM  
SICK tag -farking hilarious.

So now two infants having a fight is a big deal.
 
2014-09-05 10:43:09 AM  
Toddlers, Pitbulls - its cultural right Whoopi?
 
2014-09-05 12:48:45 PM  
In the same category, an after school program teacher told me about Pee Wars.  She kept finding the bathroom covered in pee, but didn't realize that the boys were sending in groups at a time who would then try to pee all over each other.  How they were hiding the wet clothes and stench of urine, I didn't ask.
 
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