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(The Local)   This Austrian woman used one simple trick to lose eighteen pounds in one day. Ask me how   (thelocal.at ) divider line 19
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2014-09-04 02:31:22 PM  
In before kindergarten cop reference.
 
2014-09-04 02:32:45 PM  
That sounds....pleasurable..
/would think you'd notice after 2 kg, maybe 3..
 
2014-09-04 02:33:19 PM  
I can't imagine how good it must feel to get that kind of weight off your chest.
 
2014-09-04 02:35:17 PM  
120 lbs. to go, sweetheart!
 
2014-09-04 02:35:32 PM  
unimpressed
img.fark.net
/too soon?
 
2014-09-04 02:37:30 PM  
She had a wallaby removed?
 
2014-09-04 02:37:57 PM  
Woman, chest, tumor... is this a misogyny thing?

/self reported
//I miss the old farkin site
///farkin Obama
 
2014-09-04 02:38:17 PM  
She took a good long walkabout?
 
2014-09-04 02:43:40 PM  

upndn: Woman, chest, tumor... is this a misogyny thing?

/self reported
//I miss the old farkin site
///farkin Obama


Turn that frown upside down. Don't look at it like a barrier.  Look at it as an opportunity... Misanthropy! It's waiting for you.

/That's a smile. I said turn that frown upside down, damnit!
 
2014-09-04 02:48:49 PM  

MBooda: unimpressed
[img.fark.net image 474x341]
/too soon?


He should be. A normal male head only weighs 10-lb or so. 12ish if you get some of the neck.
 
2014-09-04 02:48:54 PM  
How? Old joke:

A scouser was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled face.'Who's he?' said the scouser. 'That's the Memory Man.' said the bartender. 'He knows everything. He can remember any fact. Go and try him out.' So the scouser goes over, and thinking he won't know about English football, asks 'Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final?'. 'Liverpool' replies the Memory Man. 'Who did they beat?' 'Leeds' was the reply. 'And the score?' '2-1' 'Who scored the winning goal?' 'Ian St. John' was the old man's reply. The scouser was knocked out by this and told everyone back home about the Memory Man when he got back. A few years later he went back to the USA and tried to find the impressive Memory Man. Eventually he found the bar and sitting in the same seat was the old Indian only this time he was older and more wrinkled. Because he was so impressed the scouser decided to greet the Indian in his native tongue. He approached him with the greeting 'How'. The Memory man replied.....'Diving header in the six yard box'.
 
2014-09-04 02:50:10 PM  
theord.com

/got you beat
 
2014-09-04 02:54:08 PM  
Throw another tumorie on the barbie!
 
2014-09-04 03:31:37 PM  
That beats my record of 17 lbs. in a week when I had my gallbladder out.
 
2014-09-04 03:37:02 PM  
blogs.thepoconos.com
 
2014-09-04 03:39:16 PM  

Abuse Liability: In before kindergarten cop reference.


trainelite.com
Yah-mo do it anyway, so fark ya...
 
2014-09-04 04:44:48 PM  
True Story: As a surgical tech during college, I once scrubbed for a Laparotomy that ended up with the removal of a ninety pound Ovarian Cyst.
 
2014-09-04 06:28:17 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: True Story: As a surgical tech during college, I once scrubbed for a Laparotomy that ended up with the removal of a ninety pound Ovarian Cyst.


www.ith2oblasting.co.nz
 
2014-09-05 05:13:50 PM  

orbister: Clemkadidlefark: True Story: As a surgical tech during college, I once scrubbed for a Laparotomy that ended up with the removal of a ninety pound Ovarian Cyst.

[www.ith2oblasting.co.nz image 779x768]


:-)
 
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