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(TMZ)   David Cassidy pleads guilty to DWI, will have to complete 50 hours of community service, have an ignition interlock device installed on his multi-colored bus   (tmz.com) divider line 21
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2014-09-04 09:32:42 PM  
Point him in the direction of Albuquerque.
 
2014-09-04 10:57:55 PM  
It seems like that happens to him a lot.
 
2014-09-04 11:02:16 PM  
I woke up in jail this mornin'
I woke up in jail this mornin'
Went to jail with booze, on my breath
 
2014-09-04 11:10:13 PM  
threadjack

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2014-09-04 11:14:33 PM  
Send him to Big Sur.
 
2014-09-04 11:50:49 PM  
In his defense, he was just trying to get happy...
 
2014-09-04 11:51:47 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: threadjack

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Her expressions are like night and day.
 
2014-09-05 01:11:57 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Thanks for the Meme-ries: threadjack

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Her expressions are like night and day.


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2014-09-05 02:44:55 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: threadjack

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Cum on get hap-pyyy!
 
2014-09-05 03:19:48 AM  
1.0 is "way over" the limit of 0.8.  Just wanted to highlight that.
 
2014-09-05 03:20:39 AM  
0.10 and 0.08.  I blame this new keyboard.
 
2014-09-05 04:28:03 AM  
Doesn't somebody want to be wanted?
 
2014-09-05 05:46:56 AM  

pat_colletti: 0.10 and 0.08.  I blame this new keyboard.


PEBCAK
 
2014-09-05 08:08:00 AM  
Now he'll never get Jesse's girl.
 
2014-09-05 08:46:17 AM  
He needs to blow into an ignition lock to make his car da doo run run.
 
2014-09-05 09:10:32 AM  

Tricky Chicken: He needs to blow into an ignition lock to make his car da doo run run.


That was his half-bro Shaun who covered that song. Hold onto this gem when Shaun gets caught with a DUI, so I can LOL all over again.
 
2014-09-05 09:15:16 AM  
Reminds me of the time years ago when he drunkenly wrestled the mic from me while I was MCing the Fark.com Anti-misogyny Rule Launch Party...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJYSu2OVCGM

Oh Davey, you drunken hunka Tiger Beat Meat,  I STILL can't stay mad at you.

*SWOON*
 
2014-09-05 01:28:56 PM  
For some reason I read that as Ted Cassidy.
 
2014-09-05 01:40:11 PM  

devine: For some reason I read that as Ted Cassidy.


You rang?

i1.squidoocdn.com
 
2014-09-05 01:47:55 PM  
Did anybody else sing the second part of the headline to Happiness is a Warm Gun,the first time you read it?
 
2014-09-05 02:22:09 PM  
But would you eat a soap impression of Susan Dey?
 
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