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(KSAT San Antonio)   Man robs adult store of merchandise to 'feed kids' - which raises the question: Just how many could each pair of edible panties serve?   (ksat.com) divider line 45
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2014-09-03 08:00:41 PM  
This thread is officially dildos.

Proceed at caution.


fasten your seat-belts, as it's about to get bumpy.

 
2014-09-03 08:23:09 PM  
I bet he ran out of penis-shaped cake pans.
 
2014-09-03 08:25:36 PM  
KIDS YOU'LL EAT YOUR PANTIES OR YOU'LL GO TO BED HORNY! Hungry. I mean hungry.
 
2014-09-03 08:45:14 PM  
Bringing a whole new meaning to the term "crotch fruit"

/the mint sucks
//or so I heard
 
2014-09-03 08:57:24 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-09-03 10:52:23 PM  
I don't know... but something tells me this guy has an opinion:

img.fark.net

/love
//or murder
///you be the judge
 
2014-09-03 10:52:42 PM  
Just how many could each pair of edible panties serve?

If they're properly labeled, the serving size should be indicated on the package.
 
2014-09-03 10:56:45 PM  
So this guy was strapped-on. What a c*ck ring. I hope they catch his astroglide. Someone will rat his butt play out.
 
2014-09-03 10:56:56 PM  

Marine1: I don't know... but something tells me this guy has an opinion:

[img.fark.net image 300x300]

/love
//or murder
///you be the judge


Wasn't he married to Britney Spears?
 
2014-09-03 10:59:13 PM  

jtown: Just how many could each pair of edible panties serve?

If they're properly labeled, the serving size should be indicated on the package.


Ehrmagerd.  I wonder if edible underwear is required in some jurisdictions to include nutritional information?
 
2014-09-03 11:05:17 PM  

patchvonbraun: jtown: Just how many could each pair of edible panties serve?

If they're properly labeled, the serving size should be indicated on the package.

Ehrmagerd.  I wonder if edible underwear is required in some jurisdictions to include nutritional information?


Probably says somewhere WARNING: CONTENTS MAY SETTLE
 
2014-09-03 11:05:17 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: So this guy was strapped-on. What a c*ck ring. I hope they catch his astroglide. Someone will rat his butt play out.


"Those all sound like nautical terms to me. Limey, strap on the dildo, it's gonna be a wet one! Batton down the butt plugs. You, you and you grab a cock ring and meet me on the poop deck!"  - Dave Attell
 
2014-09-03 11:08:04 PM  
i10.photobucket.com
 
2014-09-03 11:08:36 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net

A picture of one of his kids, I suspect.
 
2014-09-03 11:09:07 PM  
I just want to be the first to thank subby for not incorrectly using "begs the question." Carry on.
 
2014-09-03 11:10:24 PM  
depends. are any of his kids astronauts? or living in virtual reality simulations in a rapist's basement?

/obscure
 
2014-09-03 11:13:38 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: patchvonbraun: jtown: Just how many could each pair of edible panties serve?

If they're properly labeled, the serving size should be indicated on the package.

Ehrmagerd.  I wonder if edible underwear is required in some jurisdictions to include nutritional information?

Probably says somewhere WARNING: CONTENTS MAY SETTLE


Contents are packed by weight, not volume....
 
2014-09-03 11:20:00 PM  

EvaDewer: I just want to be the first to thank subby for not incorrectly using "begs the question." Carry on.


Yup. This is what I came here to say. THANK YOU, SUBBY. :)
 
2014-09-03 11:24:31 PM  
The clerk should've pounded him with a Fleshlight.
 
2014-09-03 11:26:15 PM  
Looks like "his a$$" was left out of my comment by mistake.
 
2014-09-03 11:26:57 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: patchvonbraun: jtown: Just how many could each pair of edible panties serve?

If they're properly labeled, the serving size should be indicated on the package.

Ehrmagerd.  I wonder if edible underwear is required in some jurisdictions to include nutritional information?

Probably says somewhere WARNING: CONTENTS MAY SETTLE


Warning:  You may regret settling for the contents after application.
 
2014-09-03 11:28:44 PM  
i10.photobucket.com
 
2014-09-03 11:30:17 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: So this guy was strapped-on. What a c*ck ring. I hope they catch his astroglide. Someone will rat his butt play out.


Don't condom him so fast.  Situations like this can blow up real fast and leave you drained.  He's lucky he didn't get beat off or his butt plugged by the shop owner.  He came and went in the store fast, but someone's going to have to mop his mess up.
 
2014-09-03 11:34:01 PM  
Well subby that pair your mom was wearing fed all 6 of us guys plus the two donkeys. She's a big gal but all in all I think they go a lot farther than you might think.
 
2014-09-03 11:35:18 PM  

farkin_Gary: [i10.photobucket.com image 242x300]


Top those with some

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-09-03 11:50:33 PM  
I bet somewhere out there is an Edible Undies Cookbook.

Farkers, don't let me down!!!! :)
 
2014-09-03 11:52:01 PM  
I put the KentuckY jelly on my toast

doesn't everyone?
 
2014-09-03 11:53:54 PM  
As a semantic douchebag, I would like us to pause and reflect that all panties are edible if you're man enough.

/ok, carry on
 
2014-09-03 11:56:40 PM  

jtown: Just how many could each pair of edible panties serve?

If they're properly labeled, the serving size should be indicated on the package.


I allow 3 pair of edible panties for every two diners, especially if you're serving a dessert course.
 
2014-09-04 12:01:45 AM  
Eatin britches
 
2014-09-04 12:06:23 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: Marine1: I don't know... but something tells me this guy has an opinion:

[img.fark.net image 300x300]

/love
//or murder
///you be the judge

Wasn't he married to Britney Spears?


Sure, why not?
 
2014-09-04 12:25:04 AM  
yeah there's usually nutritional information included, at least in Canada where it is mandatory (used to sell em)
 
2014-09-04 12:26:00 AM  
You can feed a family of 4 for just pennies a day
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-09-04 12:28:28 AM  
blogs.westword.com
 
2014-09-04 12:29:30 AM  

Umfufu: I bet somewhere out there is an Edible Undies Cookbook.

Farkers, don't let me down!!!! :)


I didn't find any. But I did find a recipe for making your own.
 
2014-09-04 12:40:45 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WARNING: CONTENTS MAY SETTLE


Open Other End

/if you like chocolaty goodness
 
2014-09-04 12:51:21 AM  
two
 
2014-09-04 12:55:47 AM  

Benjimin_Dover: Open Other End

/if you like chocolaty goodness


heh...

THIS END UP
 
2014-09-04 01:33:10 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: depends. are any of his kids astronauts? or living in virtual reality simulations in a rapist's basement?

/obscure


Nor for me, but then again I'm an improviser who lives in Chicago and my brain is a comedy encyclopedia.

Came here to post something similar, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-09-04 01:47:45 AM  

mrEdude: yeah there's usually nutritional information included, at least in Canada where it is mandatory (used to sell em)


Edible panties are mandatory in Canada?
What happens in the summer?!
 
2014-09-04 02:14:25 AM  
Eating out.
 
2014-09-04 04:37:32 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-09-04 05:36:00 AM  
Been by there a few times on Loop 410. A small plce, not like some of the "Big box"(heh) stores.Deals with a lot of niche stuff, transformer and gay stuff. NTTAWWT.
 
2014-09-04 08:43:01 AM  
HEY KIDS! WHO WANT A CANDY BRA?
 
2014-09-04 10:02:24 AM  
What a loser.  The J-Roc looking mope failed to pull off a robbery, even with a gun.  It would be one thing if he got into a struggle or the cops came and he ran off, but he just plain failed to be a good failure.
 
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