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(CNN)   From the squeal of his not-so-street-legal slick tires to the roar of his 350 cu V8, ISIS knew this could mean only one thing - Uncle Joe was coming, and he was PISSED OFF   (cnn.com) divider line 268
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2014-09-03 03:31:17 PM
Joe strikes me as a 4.9 turbo kinda guy.
 
2014-09-03 04:05:43 PM
If Biden made every campaign appearance wearing a Motorhead jean jacket, I would vote for him.
 
2014-09-03 04:36:55 PM
I just heard a clip of that on NPR. Great speech Joe. Reminded me of:

pumabydesign001.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-09-03 04:43:04 PM
Greenwald is losing his shiat over this on twitter.
 
2014-09-03 04:44:57 PM
He's making us look weak in the eyes of our enemies acting un-vice-presidential and being disrespectful to the office.
 
2014-09-03 04:46:21 PM
 
2014-09-03 04:52:40 PM
You done did it now
www.internationalchristineclub.com
 
2014-09-03 04:55:03 PM
I'd think Uncle Joe would be driving the 6.6L Trans Am.
 
2014-09-03 04:57:23 PM
Meh, tough talk is cheap.
Make with the fireworks and I'll believe ya.
 
2014-09-03 04:58:47 PM
I'm curious about how the degrade part comes into play.

Photoshopped heads of their leaders on gay porn video?
 
2014-09-03 04:59:50 PM
I'm certain that ISIS is a quaking in their boots.  I know that Putin has been appropriately been brought to heel by the outstanding diplomatic skills of our fearless golfer in chief.
 
2014-09-03 05:00:18 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Greenwald is losing his shiat over this on twitter.


Meh. I agree with Greenwald on a number of topics, but Biden's little speech is nothing to lose one's shiat over. Greenwald should probably pop a benzo or two and take a nap.
 
2014-09-03 05:00:38 PM
Is this the same Joe Biden who was against the mission to get bin Laden?
 
2014-09-03 05:01:00 PM
the missing plane news network is a nice touch.
So... who's been screwing with the "some_guy" tags.
 
2014-09-03 05:01:15 PM

WhoGAS: I'm curious about how the degrade part comes into play.

Photoshopped heads of their leaders on gay porn video?

 
Start to dump some money into education and infrastructure instead of just war making.
Blowing the place up is one thing, they also need to siphon away potential recruits and get them working for our interests instead.
 
2014-09-03 05:01:20 PM

bobothemagnificent: I'm certain that ISIS is a quaking in their boots.  I know that Putin has been appropriately been brought to heel by the outstanding diplomatic skills of our fearless golfer in chief.


You really hate it when black people play golf.
 
2014-09-03 05:02:00 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-09-03 05:02:08 PM
Joe Biden should pack up his shotty and go there himself.
 
2014-09-03 05:02:20 PM
455 CID.  Go big or go home.
 
2014-09-03 05:04:36 PM
man, if i was a journalist in the middle east  i would either a) demand 400 ex-marines for security, or b) come home.


/i'd take b.
 
2014-09-03 05:05:26 PM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-09-03 05:06:18 PM

bobothemagnificent: I'm certain that ISIS is a quaking in their boots.  I know that Putin has been appropriately been brought to heel by the outstanding diplomatic skills of our fearless golfer in chief.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-09-03 05:06:32 PM

stir22: ex-marines


No such thing, so I'm told
 
2014-09-03 05:08:08 PM
Did that campaign to buy him a trans am ever reach it's goal?
 
2014-09-03 05:09:11 PM

LucklessWonder: stir22: ex-marines

No such thing, so I'm told


Yup. We used to have a saying: "You can leave the core, but the core never leaves you. "
 
2014-09-03 05:11:30 PM

serial_crusher: LucklessWonder: stir22: ex-marines

No such thing, so I'm told

Yup. We used to have a saying: "You can leave the core, but the core never leaves you. "


FlyNavy told me that after we shared a few drinks with TheConvincingSavant. He had just shot down three French MIGS over the Bay of Bisque.
 
2014-09-03 05:11:31 PM

vernonFL: If Biden made every campaign appearance wearing a Motorhead jean jacket, I would vote for him.


Hmm, I need more information. Sleeves or no sleeves?
 
2014-09-03 05:13:08 PM

serial_crusher: vernonFL: If Biden made every campaign appearance wearing a Motorhead jean jacket, I would vote for him.

Hmm, I need more information. Sleeves or no sleeves?


Can it be with sleeves, but with a torn denim vest?
 
2014-09-03 05:13:27 PM

perilsensitive: bobothemagnificent: I'm certain that ISIS is a quaking in their boots.  I know that Putin has been appropriately been brought to heel by the outstanding diplomatic skills of our fearless golfer in chief.

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Nice.  That's a meme I'm gonna enjoy using.
 
2014-09-03 05:13:29 PM
Somehow, some right wing fatass will find something to whine about over this.
 
2014-09-03 05:13:29 PM

serial_crusher: vernonFL: If Biden made every campaign appearance wearing a Motorhead jean jacket, I would vote for him.

Hmm, I need more information. Sleeves or no sleeves?


Is this a trick question?   There are no sleeved motorhead jean jackets.
 
2014-09-03 05:14:14 PM
please remit strongly worded letters to:

ISIS/ISIL
c/o Accounts Payable
Dirt Hill #13, Suite B
Somewhere, Iraq 666-666
 
2014-09-03 05:15:09 PM

bobothemagnificent: I'm certain that ISIS is a quaking in their boots.  I know that Putin has been appropriately been brought to heel by the outstanding diplomatic skills of our fearless golfer in chief.


img.wikinut.com
 
2014-09-03 05:15:37 PM
Meh, tough talk is cheap.
Make with the fireworks and I'll believe ya.


^^^^^^
THIS
 
2014-09-03 05:15:51 PM
our fearless golfer in chief

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-09-03 05:15:51 PM
Can I just say that this "Missing Plane News Network" thing is sooo fetch!
 
2014-09-03 05:16:16 PM

way south: Meh, tough talk is cheap.
Make with the fireworks and I'll believe ya.


Bombs.  Is there any problem they can't solve?
 
2014-09-03 05:17:32 PM

bobothemagnificent: our fearless golfer in chief.


Yes, and every time he swings that club it's that much more of your hard-earned tax dollars being given to black people.
 
2014-09-03 05:17:33 PM

hardinparamedic: FlyNavy told me that after we shared a few drinks with TheConvincingSavant. He had just shot down three French MIGS over the Bay of Bisque.


Needs more Internet Dentistry.  And perhaps a GED in Law.
 
2014-09-03 05:19:05 PM

Lord_Baull: I'd think Uncle Joe would be driving the 6.6L Trans Am.


Nah, totally a 350, and he's cool and tossed you a beer so you don't even bother correcting him when he calls it a big block.
 
2014-09-03 05:19:40 PM

Lionel Mandrake: way south: Meh, tough talk is cheap.
Make with the fireworks and I'll believe ya.

Bombs.  Is there any problem they can't solve?


Not having enough bombs?
 
2014-09-03 05:20:48 PM

Jesterling: bobothemagnificent: I'm certain that ISIS is a quaking in their boots.  I know that Putin has been appropriately been brought to heel by the outstanding diplomatic skills of our fearless golfer in chief.

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The republicans earned more time off.
 
2014-09-03 05:21:00 PM
Of course, the only problem is that since this country hasn't tried to defuse terrorist sentiment using diplomacy as an option, and not wasting shiat-tons of money on militarism, this situation is only going to get worse.
 
2014-09-03 05:21:16 PM

bobothemagnificent: the outstanding diplomatic skills of our fearless golfer in chief.


"Boy, I say Boy! Why are you holding that golf club and not my mint julep?"
 
2014-09-03 05:22:05 PM

Summoner101: serial_crusher: vernonFL: If Biden made every campaign appearance wearing a Motorhead jean jacket, I would vote for him.

Hmm, I need more information. Sleeves or no sleeves?

Can it be with sleeves, but with a torn denim vest?


So he's wearing the sleeveless denim Motörhead vest over a sleeved denim Motörhead jacket? I'll allow it.
 
2014-09-03 05:22:58 PM

bobothemagnificent: I'm certain that ISIS is a quaking in their boots.  I know that Putin has been appropriately been brought to heel by the outstanding diplomatic skills of our fearless golfer in chief.


Bless your heart.

33.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-09-03 05:24:08 PM
I just have to assume that booboo there is, like, totally pro-Islamic State.

I mean, he's sh*t-talking The Man, and you ain't supposed to sh*t-talk The Man when there are enemies planning to kill Americans, right?
 
2014-09-03 05:24:11 PM

Mugato: bobothemagnificent: the outstanding diplomatic skills of our fearless golfer in chief.

"Boy, I say Boy! Why are you holding that golf club and not my mint julep?"


you know that presidentin' fellow sure talks real good for a Ni**er.
 
2014-09-03 05:26:12 PM

Kittypie070: I just have to assume that booboo there is, like, totally pro-Islamic State.

I mean, he's sh*t-talking The Man, and you ain't supposed to sh*t-talk The Man when there are enemies planning to kill Americans, right?


He just wants the Reagan Years again. So do I. BTW that picture was shopped, right?

/derp
 
2014-09-03 05:26:29 PM

sendtodave: Jesterling: bobothemagnificent: I'm certain that ISIS is a quaking in their boots.  I know that Putin has been appropriately been brought to heel by the outstanding diplomatic skills of our fearless golfer in chief.

[img.wikinut.com image 403x402]

The republicans earned more time off.


Solid point.  Toward the end of his term, we were pretty much begging W to take as much vacation time as possible.
 
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