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(The Big Story)   Well everyone was distracted by ISIS, Crimea, and celebrity nudes, the cows rose up against Austria   (bigstory.ap.org) divider line 63
    More: Sad, Austrians, farmers  
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2014-09-03 10:07:28 AM  
It took me a well to parse that sentence.
 
2014-09-03 10:19:12 AM  
crikey!
 
2014-09-03 10:22:20 AM  
The hills are alive with the sound of MURDER.

Yodel-ay-he-DOOM.

BLACK AND BLUE Danube.

MURDERhosen.
 
2014-09-03 10:29:05 AM  
i1282.photobucket.com
 
2014-09-03 10:31:16 AM  
WE'RE MOOED!
 
2014-09-03 10:37:55 AM  
defenderofthemiddleclass.com
 
2014-09-03 10:56:47 AM  
There's always room for Larsen.
img.fark.net
 
2014-09-03 11:05:39 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-09-03 11:06:34 AM  
www.thetick.ws

Approves.
 
2014-09-03 11:19:58 AM  
www.twisted-musings.com
 
2014-09-03 11:47:18 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-09-03 12:01:12 PM  
Sounds like those cows have quite a beef with the farmers.
 
2014-09-03 12:06:06 PM  

zamboni: Sounds like those cows have quite a beef with the farmers.


That's cheesy. You're really trying to milk this, aren't you.
 
2014-09-03 12:55:43 PM  
I, for one, will do my part. Steak for dinner tonight!
 
2014-09-03 12:59:06 PM  
Moo out the way.
 
2014-09-03 12:59:38 PM  
emotibot.net
 
2014-09-03 12:59:50 PM  
First, they threw my burgers out of Chick-Fil-A and I did nothing.  Then they came for Austria, and I stood idly by.  Then they came for me and there were no Austrian Chick-Fil-A customers to save me.

Evil exists when good men do not eat hamburgers!
 
2014-09-03 01:01:19 PM  
m.quickmeme.com
 
2014-09-03 01:02:54 PM  
The man sustained serious head injuries in late August after the 650-kilogram (1,430-pound) animal pushed him against a steel cage on his farm 30 kilometers (about 20 miles) northeast of Salzburg.

See kids, this is why we must ban WWE from television.  We've now got people backyard wrestling with cows and dying because of it.
 
2014-09-03 01:04:01 PM  
Did they fight for bovine freedom, and hold their large heads high? Did they vow to run free with the buffalo, or die?
 
2014-09-03 01:05:36 PM  
38.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-09-03 01:05:44 PM  
I wasn't distracted by the celebrity photos....not...at..........all......


...Sarah Shahi is on the list, really?!?


...sorry, where were we? Something with cows?
 
2014-09-03 01:05:48 PM  
While, that's teens for you.

/Subtard needs medical assistance...
 
2014-09-03 01:07:02 PM  
img1.wikia.nocookie.net

What a murderous Austrian cow might look like
 
2014-09-03 01:08:24 PM  
The next time a cow tells you to eat moar chicken, you do it.
 
2014-09-03 01:11:11 PM  

Fisty Bum: [38.media.tumblr.com image 466x700]


Came for this, not leaving disappointed.
 
2014-09-03 01:14:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-09-03 01:15:21 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-09-03 01:15:47 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: [defenderofthemiddleclass.com image 234x291]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

/moo-bligatory
 
2014-09-03 01:27:25 PM  

MrBallou: zamboni: Sounds like those cows have quite a beef with the farmers.

That's cheesy. You're really trying to milk this, aren't you.


Well, your response is an udder failure...
 
2014-09-03 01:31:13 PM  
You know who else started his uprising in Austria.
 
2014-09-03 01:33:51 PM  
Let's hope the cows don't ally with the kangaroos or sheep.
 
2014-09-03 01:36:43 PM  
Personally, I blame Ahnuld.  Schwarzenegger translates to English as "black ox man".
 
2014-09-03 01:42:15 PM  

skinink: [m.quickmeme.com image 625x605]


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-09-03 01:45:49 PM  
I refuse to cow-tow to our new bovine overlords
 
2014-09-03 01:46:51 PM  
Braucht mehr Kuhglocken
 
2014-09-03 01:47:22 PM  
What will this day be like.... I wonder...
What will my future be....? I wonder...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2014-09-03 01:56:14 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: The man sustained serious head injuries in late August after the 650-kilogram (1,430-pound) animal pushed him against a steel cage on his farm 30 kilometers (about 20 miles) northeast of Salzburg.

See kids, this is why we must ban WWE from television.  We've now got people backyard wrestling with cows and dying because of it.


No, actually, this is why we must ban the metric system.

You know who else used the metric system? Nazi Germany. Stalinist Russia. Mao's China. I think I've made my point.
 
2014-09-03 01:56:51 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [www.twisted-musings.com image 350x420]


Brilliant use of "cow tools"
 
2014-09-03 01:57:06 PM  
 
2014-09-03 02:02:46 PM  
Deine kranken gefüle geb ihm keine Milsch...
 
2014-09-03 02:03:49 PM  
... OK, so it weighed 1430 lbs., and it was not fully grown?!?

WTF kind of cattle are they raising there?

A fully grown dairy cow - a Big one - clocks in around 1,000 lbs.
 
2014-09-03 02:07:08 PM  
Sounds like...

... APOCALYPSE COW!!!

/SPOOOOOOON!
 
2014-09-03 02:14:33 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-09-03 02:14:52 PM  
img.fark.net

Eat beef or die.
 
2014-09-03 02:20:02 PM  
 
2014-09-03 02:20:14 PM  
Reported
 
2014-09-03 02:23:28 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [www.twisted-musings.com image 350x420]


Wow. What a shameful Far Side rip-off.  The "artist" even took Gary Larson's art style for the eyes and everything, he even made his signature sort of like Larson's.

Wow.
 
2014-09-03 02:24:22 PM  
Moo moo MOO!

/again obligatory
 
2014-09-03 02:24:26 PM  
Throw another shrimp on the barbie.
 
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