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(Exeter Express & Echo)   Excuses for trying to burgle someone's house number 529: "I was just trying to buy a ferret"   ( divider line
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2014-09-03 10:35:59 AM  
Sounds like weasel-words to me.

If you mustelalie,make it a good one.
2014-09-03 01:36:05 PM  
He was probably trying to sell them encyclopedias.
2014-09-03 01:39:54 PM
2014-09-03 01:41:04 PM  
Considering the Latin name for Ferret is "Furritus" meaning "Little Thief"...makes perfect sense to me.

/Miss my little guys...
2014-09-03 01:42:31 PM  
My house number is 23. I own a cat.
2014-09-03 01:47:51 PM  
Excuse me, subby, but the correct word is "burglarized".  Use it like this:  "The burglarizer was burglarizing a home and when he completed the burglarization the home was said to be burglarized and the homeowner was very disorientated by that."
2014-09-03 01:48:06 PM  
Not amused:
2014-09-03 01:50:09 PM  

Skyd1v: [ image 640x438]

Nice marmot.
2014-09-03 01:53:04 PM  

walktoanarcade: Testicular post
2014-09-03 01:54:25 PM  
maybe it was this guys house
2014-09-03 01:55:37 PM  

ChipNASA: walktoanarcade: Testicular post

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The sack is nearly the size of its head. He must be the end boss squirrel of level 9.
2014-09-03 01:58:57 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Sounds like weasel-words to me.

If you mustelalie,make it a good one.

Either make it believable as you said, or make it so outlandish that people would say "hmmm. That is so stupid, why would he make something like that up. Maybe...". Of course the latter was more effective 40 years ago, before idiocracy had as much of a chance to pollute the gene pool as it is now.
2014-09-03 02:20:19 PM  
FTA: "...and clothing which may be worn by a burglar including a BALACLAVA..."

Well, that explains why he got caught. Too flaky and nutty to come up with a multi-layered alibi.
2014-09-03 02:34:08 PM  
Anybody that say burglary isn't a capital crime is full of shiat.  Thieves need to be shot.  Farking scumbags.
2014-09-03 03:00:47 PM  
Burgle is a terrible word
2014-09-03 03:10:41 PM  
We believe in NOSSING.
2014-09-03 03:36:35 PM  
When i walk down the street, and see a broken door. The first thing I think is "I wonder if there selling ferrets.
2014-09-03 05:02:49 PM  
Bless you, Subby, for using "burgle" instead of that abomination "burglarize"! (Which sounds like something one would do to protect their house from burglars... You know, like "winterize" or "weatherize"... "I've just burglarized by house by installing this fancy new alarm system!")
2014-09-03 05:08:59 PM  
I hope he gets his ferret - and then it bites him.
2014-09-03 05:10:07 PM  

Li'l Robbie: I hope he gets his ferret - and then it bites him.

on his ballsack
2014-09-05 12:24:18 AM  
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