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(Sun Sentinel)   Michael Lohan's crazed, pregnant fiancée denied release from jail   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 15
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2014-09-03 08:37:28 AM
Perhaps the pregnancy issues are due to her drinking while pregnant.
 
2014-09-03 10:33:11 AM

Diogenes: Perhaps the pregnancy issues are due to her drinking while pregnant.


Naw, she's crazy. Bag full of kitties on meth crazy. And she may have been drinking too.

But Major, expecting a baby on Jan. 7

I think this lady is also like Joe's wife on Family Guy--she's been "pregnant" for about 4 years now. Not that a crazy woman would lie about a pregnancy or anything. Or maybe Michael Lohan was lying about her pregnancy. I've heard some things about that guy.
 
2014-09-03 10:35:55 AM
Crazy is like a magnet.
 
2014-09-03 10:42:08 AM
Michael Lohan not only is crazy, he inverts the usual rule by sticking it in nothing but crazy.

LiLo never had a chance.
 
2014-09-03 11:04:03 AM
Lohan says he's looking forward to bringing Major home and helping his pregnant bride-to-be, who's been hospitalized three times since entering jail.
"We're getting married as soon as she gets out," he said.


Ah hahahahaahaaaa. RUN. IT"S A TR--oh fark it nevermind. She probably deserves him.
 
2014-09-03 11:20:08 AM

rzrwiresunrise: Crazy is like a magnet.


I know nothing about her but just looking at the eyes I would guess that dating this woman would involve waking up one morning with her standing over you naked holding a butcher knife wearing that expression.
 
2014-09-03 11:40:31 AM
Naturally she has a Twitter account. Here she is setting herself on fire. But I ask, who among us hasn't done that once or twice?

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-09-03 12:23:21 PM

cryinoutloud: Naturally she has a Twitter account. Here she is setting herself on fire. But I ask, who among us hasn't done that once or twice?

[pbs.twimg.com image 650x338]


I'd rather be on fire than be the girl that banged Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan.
 
2014-09-03 04:35:03 PM
The neighborhood they live in is not far from my own house so I'm getting a kick....

It's a nice neighborhood, not gated or whatnot, high-end and pricey but not excessively so. Might have to drive by this weekend.
 
2014-09-03 04:40:58 PM

MelGoesOnTour: but not excessively so


Correction: The house is appraised at about $700K. It's a good size but I wouldn't have thought it'd be worth that much.
 
2014-09-03 04:46:05 PM
I had no idea that that Lohan clown lives in my neck of the woods. Apparently he owns some sort of rehab/sober-yourself-up business and by the looks of it it's for the very wealthy. The house is owned by a company he's involved in:

http://www.co.palm-beach.fl.us/papa/Asps/PropertyDetail/PropertyDeta il .aspx?parcel=06434632260000030&
 
2014-09-03 07:17:31 PM

shut_it_down: I'd rather be on fire than be the girl that banged Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan.


Was that her too? Good grief, she can't even get a D-list celebrity to bang. She's getting more like the hangers-on of the D-list celebrities.
 
2014-09-03 10:16:54 PM

MelGoesOnTour: I had no idea that that Lohan clown lives in my neck of the woods. Apparently he owns some sort of rehab/sober-yourself-up business and by the looks of it it's for the very wealthy. The house is owned by a company he's involved in:

http://www.co.palm-beach.fl.us/papa/Asps/PropertyDetail/PropertyDeta il .aspx?parcel=06434632260000030&


Are you stalking Michael Lohan?
 
2014-09-03 11:07:29 PM
How can she still be pregnant?  Didn't Michael Lohan knock her up, like, three years ago?
 
2014-09-04 10:02:12 AM

Pr1nc3ss: MelGoesOnTour: I had no idea that that Lohan clown lives in my neck of the woods. Apparently he owns some sort of rehab/sober-yourself-up business and by the looks of it it's for the very wealthy. The house is owned by a company he's involved in:

http://www.co.palm-beach.fl.us/papa/Asps/PropertyDetail/PropertyDeta il .aspx?parcel=06434632260000030&

Are you stalking Michael Lohan?


Seems I don't really need to---until now I didn't realize he's practically my neighbor.

/although I wish he wasn't
 
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