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(Daily Mail)   Two in three women wear so much makeup you could lose a set of car keys in their face   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-09-03 09:00:02 AM  
Let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
 
2014-09-03 10:25:34 AM  
It would be nice if all women people gave up the clown makeup/warpaint/casket cover.

Makeup was made to conceal sores from disease, pretend you were a deity, pretend you still had life in your body while walking the streets negotiating affections and stage performers working under lights/playing a role, etc.

If you're not one of those, wash your face.

/IMNSHO
 
2014-09-03 10:48:51 AM  
I watched a video once with two in three women
 
2014-09-03 10:51:02 AM  
Men say they prefer natural look

And then they go "Oh, that's nasty, bro!" when they see this.
www.pharside.co.uk

That's because a lot of men don't know what natural is.
 
2014-09-03 10:52:16 AM  
BLASPHEMER!  A million dollar bounty for the NOSE of the infidel!
 
2014-09-03 10:52:54 AM  
Hit it with a stick.
 
2014-09-03 10:52:57 AM  
I like the before and after pictures. How surprising that men aren't attracted to clown makeup. Makeup. is one thing. That picture is infomercial level ridiculous.
 
2014-09-03 10:53:33 AM  
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-09-03 10:54:33 AM  
You've copped to the fact that we don't wear makeup entirely for men's benefit, yes?
 
2014-09-03 10:56:01 AM  
meh.

Girls walk by, dressed up for each other.
 
2014-09-03 10:56:02 AM  
Homer, you've got it set on woman forced by the oppressive patriarchy to become a sex worker!

www.freedomsphoenix.com
 
2014-09-03 10:56:35 AM  
Typical mansplaining patriarchy...
 
2014-09-03 10:56:38 AM  
Truly one of my biggest peeves.  There are a few women who can get the make up thing right, and do know to use it properly.  Still... I find myself much more attractive to those women who don't rely on it.  My biggest turn off are those women for whom I have reserved for them the status of "They Flunked Clown College". I have seen these women before... and I just try to run from them.
 
2014-09-03 10:56:56 AM  
Good. Have you seen the skin of a woman past her mid-twenties? You could sand down a slab of balsa wood with a square inch of it. Pile on the clown paint, ladies, or try to find a guy with a grout fetish.
 
2014-09-03 10:57:17 AM  

ChipNASA: [stream1.gifsoup.com image 240x180]


Came here for this.

You have it set on misogynistic.

FFNF
(Fixed For New Fark)
 
2014-09-03 10:58:06 AM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: You've copped to the fact that we don't wear makeup entirely for men's benefit, yes?


My wife only wears it when she's competing with other women (parties, work functions, etc).  She has huge boobs, so she figures she doesn't need it otherwise.
 
2014-09-03 10:59:02 AM  
Man, these NEWFARK.COM euphemisms are really hard to swallow.
 
2014-09-03 10:59:28 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Men say they prefer natural look

And then they go "Oh, that's nasty, bro!" when they see this.
[www.pharside.co.uk image 300x222]

That's because a lot of men don't know what natural is.


That's why it's called the natural "look" - it may LOOK like she's not wearing makeup, but she is. Taken in conjunction with TFA, make it look like you're not wearing (much) makeup if you want to attract guys.

// YMMV, offer not valid for certain gay women, gay men, and others of varying identities/preferences. Check with your genitalia/libido before proceeding. All rights reserved. May not be reproduced without the implied oral consent of Gina from HR.
// void in Swaziland, Kamchatka, Walla Walla, Cucamonga, and Seattle
 
2014-09-03 10:59:54 AM  
Why do women wear makeup and use perfume, anyway?
 
2014-09-03 11:00:48 AM  
img.fark.net

What?
 
2014-09-03 11:00:52 AM  

Too Pretty For Prison: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: You've copped to the fact that we don't wear makeup entirely for men's benefit, yes?

My wife only wears it when she's competing with other women (parties, work functions, etc).  She has huge boobs, so she figures she doesn't need it otherwise.


PICS or...Oh nevermind..."New Fark TM ...now with less misogyny!!".
 
2014-09-03 11:01:01 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Rapmaster2000: Men say they prefer natural look

And then they go "Oh, that's nasty, bro!" when they see this.
[www.pharside.co.uk image 300x222]

That's because a lot of men don't know what natural is.

That's why it's called the natural "look" - it may LOOK like she's not wearing makeup, but she is. Taken in conjunction with TFA, make it look like you're not wearing (much) makeup if you want to attract guys.

// YMMV, offer not valid for certain gay women, gay men, and others of varying identities/preferences. Check with your genitalia/libido before proceeding. All rights reserved. May not be reproduced without the implied oral consent of Gina from HR.
// void in Swaziland, Kamchatka, Walla Walla, Cucamonga, and Seattle


i894.photobucket.com
 
2014-09-03 11:01:27 AM  
Women need to learn to put on makeup that looks natural. There's a whole heap of "naked" palettes out there to try!
 
2014-09-03 11:02:04 AM  
Two in three women wear so much makeup you could lose a set of car keys in their face.

"Hey don't mess up the paint job"

/ftfy
 
2014-09-03 11:02:05 AM  

Golden Poopchute: Good. Have you seen the skin of a woman past her mid-twenties? You could sand down a slab of balsa wood with a square inch of it. Pile on the clown paint, ladies, or try to find a guy with a grout fetish.


There's other guys on here who also cannot get a woman to touch them that aren't getting this bitter and taking it out on the rest of us.  Why can't you be more like them?
 
2014-09-03 11:02:05 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-09-03 11:02:07 AM  
This whole thread .... REPORTED !1!!

/while we're doing 2-in-3 jokes..... 1 in 3 Americans weighs as much as the other 2.
 
2014-09-03 11:03:08 AM  
i141.photobucket.com
Knows a thing or three about beauty enhancement
 
2014-09-03 11:04:11 AM  
A 23 year old model looks great without makeup.  Who knew?
 
2014-09-03 11:04:34 AM  
Two in three women

Stopped reading there

weknowmemes.com
 
2014-09-03 11:05:17 AM  
I'm a sucker for women in bright red lipstick or Red nail polish.

Other colours not so much prefer no lipstick or nail polish to any other colour... but red just does something too me.
 
2014-09-03 11:05:17 AM  
Because applying makeup is cheaper, simpler, and more legal than spiking a drink with Viagra.
 
2014-09-03 11:05:54 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Rapmaster2000: Men say they prefer natural look

And then they go "Oh, that's nasty, bro!" when they see this.
[www.pharside.co.uk image 300x222]

That's because a lot of men don't know what natural is.

That's why it's called the natural "look" - it may LOOK like she's not wearing makeup, but she is. Taken in conjunction with TFA, make it look like you're not wearing (much) makeup if you want to attract guys.


Thiiiiis. Men don't like "natural," they like "light makeup but still looking fresh and radiant and with flaws hidden". They still want you to look young and perfect, they just don't want to be able to tell you had to use makeup to do it. It's not 100% malicious, because the media has completely warped our collective idea of what a woman should look like naturally, but it's still bullshiat.
 
2014-09-03 11:06:35 AM  
I just don't like how it gets on my pillowcases.
 
2014-09-03 11:06:50 AM  
Obligatory:
img0.etsystatic.com
 
2014-09-03 11:07:06 AM  

CleanAndPure: I'm a sucker for women in bright red lipstick or Red nail polish.

Other colours not so much prefer no lipstick or nail polish to any other colour... but red just does something too me.


Also depends on event. Hanging out at home on weekend... make up looks weird if you're in shorts and a t-shirt girls.

Dressed up heading for town? Put your brightest red lipstick on please!
 
2014-09-03 11:10:44 AM  
Lipstick is very important.  What else could you put on a cat's anus?
 
2014-09-03 11:10:50 AM  
And yes girls... high heels are a big plus.

Helps shape the legs and butt... makes them very sexy.
 
2014-09-03 11:11:25 AM  

Mad Scientist: Lipstick is very important.  What else could you put on a cat's anus?


A penis?
 
2014-09-03 11:11:26 AM  
This is what happens when a society tells women that their number one asset is their beauty, and that beauty is enhanced with make up. Some women will apply more on the basis that that enhances their worth.

There's a good discussion about this in The Beauty Myth by Naomi Wolf. Wolf argues that as women entered the workplace, an extra barrier was erected to slow 'em down - rigorous beauty standards, which are often defined as "necessary" for their jobs. She references The Feminine Mystique by Betty Frieden, which was written mid-century, when women's good-wife-and-mother-skills were valued highest. Obviously resulted in a lot of women trying to smash themselves into certain roles, taking a lot of Valium.
 
2014-09-03 11:12:16 AM  

Mad Scientist: [img.fark.net image 582x388]

What?


My favorite episode was when Mimi's Mom came to visit and it was Tammy Faye Bakker, I actually howled with laughter.  What a good show that was...
 
2014-09-03 11:12:37 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Men say they prefer natural look

And then they go "Oh, that's nasty, bro!" when they see this.
[www.pharside.co.uk image 300x222]

That's because a lot of men don't know what natural is.


Far from nasty. People are used to makeup because folks in advertising would rather show cartoons than women.
 
2014-09-03 11:13:12 AM  
Some people look great no matter what, and other people don't. The end.
 
2014-09-03 11:13:13 AM  
"But many are being heavy-handed with the contents of their cosmetics bag in the mistaken belief that it's what men want."

Never has this statement been uttered:"that was a good BJ..but you know what,it would have been perfect if you had a lot more eyeliner"
 
2014-09-03 11:13:31 AM  

Cynicism101: This is what happens when a society tells women that their number one asset is their beauty


so much this
 
2014-09-03 11:13:55 AM  

Rapmaster2000: That's because a lot of men don't know what natural is.


I've been married twice, so I definitely know what natural is.

/would offer to court her respectfully
//hope I'm not breaking the misogyny rules
 
2014-09-03 11:14:40 AM  

moothemagiccow: Rapmaster2000: Men say they prefer natural look

And then they go "Oh, that's nasty, bro!" when they see this.
[www.pharside.co.uk image 300x222]

That's because a lot of men don't know what natural is.

Far from nasty. People are used to makeup because folks in advertising would rather show cartoons than women.


Depends on the girl actually some look better without any makeup on.

Others look better with it on.
 
2014-09-03 11:14:41 AM  
Women don't dress or wear makeup for men. For most women, their most important social relationships are with other women -- their mother, sisters, daughters, friends, co-workers, etc. We (men) are important accessories. My in-laws had an incredible relationship for almost 50 years. After my father-in-law died, we expected my mother-in-law to go to pieces. Nope. She flourished. An eye-opening experience.

Read Frost's An Old Man's Winter Night for the flip side.
 
2014-09-03 11:15:14 AM  
Eh. I go barefaced most of the time. The horses don't particularly care.

A little mascara, eyeliner, and lipgloss on dates and we're good.
 
2014-09-03 11:15:24 AM  

moothemagiccow: Cynicism101: This is what happens when a society tells women that their number one asset is their beauty

so much this


But it's true!


/ ducks
 
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