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(   There was a time when you'd just slap a few cucumbers on your eyes to rejuvenate your skin. Not anymore. Now it's all about fish, beer and gold   ( divider line
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395 clicks; posted to Geek » on 03 Sep 2014 at 11:25 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-09-03 10:05:34 AM  
It must be so tough emulating those with more disposable income than you.
2014-09-03 11:43:39 AM  
No. Beer goes inside the body. Bad Germans.
2014-09-03 11:44:55 AM
2014-09-03 01:47:08 PM  
Gold you say?
2014-09-03 01:55:07 PM

"'In Your Eye' in a figurative sense, of course."
2014-09-03 03:15:26 PM

Just make sure it's cucumber, and not zucchini...
2014-09-03 04:26:56 PM  
Give me fish, beer and gold.
The color of the sky, I'm told
My rainbow, is overdue!
2014-09-03 05:24:31 PM  
Slap a few cucumbers on a fish? Slap a few cucumbers on a beer? Slap a few cucumbers on some gold? Well, okay, if it makes you happy.
2014-09-03 10:10:44 PM

It sucks when you lose your victim's decapitated heads at the beach :(
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