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(KHOU Houston)   This is why you should always watch your children at the laundromat: "She was tumbling pretty fast in there"   (khou.com) divider line 47
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2014-09-03 12:56:43 PM  
Cheer up, lady.  The kid will bounce back and want lots of snuggles. There is a lot to gain from this experience.  She may hate you now, but that tide will turn and she will want you to wisk her up in your arms and hammer her with kisses and things will be all better. You'll be her champion.
 
2014-09-03 01:00:38 PM  
 
2014-09-03 01:02:31 PM  
Jeez, anyone could make this kind of mistake, it's not like kids come with those laundry instructions tags.
 
2014-09-03 01:11:59 PM  
She probably has downy syndrome
 
2014-09-03 01:12:21 PM  
What is the point ? The headline IS the article.
 
2014-09-03 01:14:18 PM  
Well, I rolled and I tumbled,
Cried the whole night long.
Well, I rolled and I tumbled,
Cried the whole night long.
Well, I woke up this mornin',
Didn't know right from wrong.
 
2014-09-03 01:14:53 PM  
abcnews.go.com

Approves.
 
2014-09-03 01:15:18 PM  
CAT FUD.
 
2014-09-03 01:15:44 PM  
"You've got to watch your kids. That's the bottom line. If that was my son or granddaughter, I'd be really upset that I let it happen," explained Mitchell.

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2014-09-03 01:17:05 PM  
Knuffle bunny!
 
2014-09-03 01:20:59 PM  
 
2014-09-03 01:22:25 PM  
Fricking disgusting. Children are dry clean only.
 
2014-09-03 01:25:07 PM  

vudukungfu: Cheer up, lady.  The kid will bounce back and want lots of snuggles. There is a lot to gain from this experience.  She may hate you now, but that tide will turn and she will want you to wisk her up in your arms and hammer her with kisses and things will be all better. You'll be her champion.


I'm sure your seventh generation will be proud to read this.
/at least the Sun wasn't there...
 
2014-09-03 01:27:04 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Knuffle bunny!


Aggle Flaggle Klabble!
 
2014-09-03 01:34:40 PM  
Some people consider that to be a treat...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-09-03 01:37:07 PM  
Hope she didn't shrink
 
2014-09-03 01:38:08 PM  
This does not help.


www.glamourwash.com
 
2014-09-03 01:38:48 PM  
Was there cat fud inside the washing machine?
 
2014-09-03 01:43:36 PM  
Anyone have a pic of when Cheech and Chong did this?
 
2014-09-03 01:45:11 PM  
i266.photobucket.com

Splendid
 
2014-09-03 01:48:40 PM  
Reading the news and watching the people, that's what I do at the laundromat.
 
2014-09-03 01:49:42 PM  
Notice there was no mention of a parent or a guardian at the laundromat.
 
2014-09-03 01:53:33 PM  
How did that happen?
 
2014-09-03 01:56:34 PM  
The child was reportedly trapped in the washing machine on high speed for several minutes before anyone noticed.

Obviously, only low-speed washing machines should be allowed by law.

Think of the children!
 
2014-09-03 01:57:26 PM  

NutWrench: "You've got to watch your kids. That's the bottom line. If that was my son or granddaughter, I'd be really upset that I let it happen," explained Mitchell.

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I don't get it.  You disagree or are you simply surprised at the blunt honesty
 
2014-09-03 02:05:53 PM  
She got lint trapped.
 
2014-09-03 02:08:15 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-09-03 02:08:54 PM  
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F2lZTOONr Wc

All this has happened before, all this will happen again.
 
2014-09-03 02:12:48 PM  
When you're a kid, and you want to go weeeeee, but you ain't got drugs yet....
 
2014-09-03 02:18:47 PM  
Le's Washateria.
"How do you get shirts so clean, Mr. Le?"
"Ancient Chinese secret."
 
2014-09-03 02:21:07 PM  

Big_Fat_Liar: NutWrench: "You've got to watch your kids. That's the bottom line. If that was my son or granddaughter, I'd be really upset that I let it happen," explained Mitchell.

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I don't get it.  You disagree or are you simply surprised at the blunt honesty


Well, he said he would be surprised if he let it happen. But a responsible adult wouldn't have let it happen.
 
2014-09-03 02:25:51 PM  
Why of course you watch em. Why you think dryers got windows?

/my mom accidentally dried my sisters cat once.
 
2014-09-03 02:30:23 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-09-03 02:33:07 PM  
Kids should be dried on permanent press

Btw, what's her fark handle
 
2014-09-03 02:33:24 PM  
Sure, I'd watch that. When is it on?
 
2014-09-03 02:35:50 PM  

NutWrench: Big_Fat_Liar: NutWrench: "You've got to watch your kids. That's the bottom line. If that was my son or granddaughter, I'd be really upset that I let it happen," explained Mitchell.

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I don't get it.  You disagree or are you simply surprised at the blunt honesty

Well, he said he would be surprised if he let it happen. But a responsible adult wouldn't have let it happen.


ah....
 
2014-09-03 02:49:34 PM  

vudukungfu: Cheer up, lady.  The kid will bounce back and want lots of snuggles. There is a lot to gain from this experience.  She may hate you now, but that tide will turn and she will want you to wisk her up in your arms and hammer her with kisses and things will be all better. You'll be her champion.


That is a really bold statement!
 
2014-09-03 02:53:53 PM  

just_another_asshole/jaa: vudukungfu: Cheer up, lady.  The kid will bounce back and want lots of snuggles. There is a lot to gain from this experience.  She may hate you now, but that tide will turn and she will want you to wisk her up in your arms and hammer her with kisses and things will be all better. You'll be her champion.

That is a really bold statement!


...and I like the method you are using.
 
2014-09-03 03:02:59 PM  
My condo complex has similar washers...how in the world did she get in and close the door on herself?  And then start it? Am thinking there is a bit more to the story...
 
2014-09-03 03:22:45 PM  

Missicat: My condo complex has similar washers...how in the world did she get in and close the door on herself?  And then start it? Am thinking there is a bit more to the story...


Usually if you insert payment or push the start button while the door is open, closing it will start the machine. The customer before had done that, and thought it wasn't working. Apparently it was.

The kid probably pulled on the side of the door and let it slam shut by itself. I'd think somebody might hear that, but it's probably not something that might sound out of the ordinary in a laundromat.
 
2014-09-03 03:53:20 PM  

Tax Boy: The Pope of Manwich Village: Knuffle bunny!

Aggle Flaggle Klabble!


OK, most have left, so I can ask:

How do you pronounce "Aggle Flaggle Klabble?" With long or short A's?

I say short A's for Aggle and Flaggle, but then say "Klahbble."

Curious is all.
 
2014-09-03 04:40:43 PM  
Did she think she was a cat?

rs218.pbsrc.com
 
2014-09-03 05:18:40 PM  
Ok, has anyone not tried this as a kid? I tried it with my brother, but it totally didn't work.
 
2014-09-03 05:53:54 PM  
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2014-09-03 06:03:10 PM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: Ok, has anyone not tried this as a kid? I tried it with my brother, but it totally didn't work.


In a home-type washer or dryer?  Yeah, I can see it not working, especially with the washer.  The tubs are pretty small and then if if was the old style top loader with the agitator sticking up, that reduces the available area even more.  But in an industrial sized laundrymat style?  Oh yeah, you could fit a couple of five years olds in one of those, easily.

/don't put a couple of five year olds in ANY washing machine
//actually, don't put ANY five year olds in ANY washing machine
 
2014-09-03 06:46:59 PM  

Wash sullenly. Tumble until quiescent. Do not bleach.

 
2014-09-03 10:57:59 PM  

tartcake: Why of course you watch em. Why you think dryers got windows?

/my mom accidentally dried my sisters cat once.


Hope she used the "Fluff" setting.
 
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