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(Boston Herald)   Officials investigate why, for the second consecutive September, somebody fell several stories during a party at an MIT fraternity. Subby is betting on gravity again   (bostonherald.com) divider line 34
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2014-09-02 09:49:32 PM
According to Google, 3 stories is about 5 and 3 eighths Smoots.
 
2014-09-03 12:54:24 AM

Sliding Carp: According to Google, 3 stories is about 5 and 3 eighths Smoots.


'Smoot point, it's still a long fall.
 
2014-09-03 03:21:16 AM
alcohol
frats
deaths

absolutely nothing to see here
 
2014-09-03 05:14:59 AM
Gravity sucks.
 
2014-09-03 05:30:07 AM
Gravity? Meh, I was gonna go with "tradition".
 
2014-09-03 05:34:21 AM
fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-09-03 05:56:13 AM
Nerds.
 
2014-09-03 06:00:26 AM
 
2014-09-03 06:11:13 AM
Because book smart doesn't equate with roof smart.
 
2014-09-03 06:20:51 AM
If somebody gets murder/death/killed at MIT, I usually assume it's just an experiment that failed. In this case, the anti-gravity device probably just didn't have enough juice to suppress the fall.
 
2014-09-03 06:33:17 AM
Hazing is pretty rough these days.
 
2014-09-03 06:35:50 AM
This is why I never studied the law of gravity.
 
2014-09-03 06:50:28 AM
A reference tor fraternity membership on your resume should automatically make your degree treated as being worth toilet paper by all potential employers.  At least that is how it should work in the real world, Since the white privileged a-holes are the same ones that wiggle their useless bums into positions of power, through their ability to play office politics while showing no inclination for doing any other part of their job, that will never happen.  Also, MIT has fraternities?
 
2014-09-03 06:51:08 AM
Are they trying to reenact

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2014-09-03 06:51:31 AM

big pig peaches: This is why I never studied the law of gravity.

Ignorantia juris non excusat

 
2014-09-03 07:00:17 AM
Terminal Velocity achieved!
 
2014-09-03 07:00:43 AM
Why don't they just shove various objects in each other's asses like a decent fraternity?
 
2014-09-03 07:00:57 AM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: A reference tor fraternity membership on your resume should automatically make your degree treated as being worth toilet paper by all potential employers.  At least that is how it should work in the real world, Since the white privileged a-holes are the same ones that wiggle their useless bums into positions of power, through their ability to play office politics while showing no inclination for doing any other part of their job, that will never happen.  Also, MIT has fraternities?


Racist. Reported.
 
2014-09-03 07:03:05 AM
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-09-03 07:23:40 AM

JAGUART: big pig peaches: This is why I never studied the law of gravity.

Ignorantia juris non excusat


Ha. I never studied french either.
 
2014-09-03 07:55:52 AM

big pig peaches: JAGUART: big pig peaches: This is why I never studied the law of gravity.

Ignorantia juris non excusat

Ha. I never studied french either.


Frenchist....

Reported.
 
2014-09-03 08:00:26 AM
It's been over a week now.
Get the f**k over it.
 
2014-09-03 08:09:44 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-09-03 08:14:15 AM
And yet you have to be so smart to go there.
 
2014-09-03 08:19:35 AM
They need to re-check their calculations on the whiteboard.
 
2014-09-03 08:44:05 AM
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2014-09-03 08:55:14 AM
Maybe the earth sucked right there.
 
2014-09-03 09:13:58 AM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: MIT has fraternities?


Hell, yeah, with rather nice houses. They're pretty popular, because otherwise you have to live in MIT's shiat-ass dorms.
 
2014-09-03 09:37:31 AM

quatchi: Gravity? Meh, I was gonna go with "tradition".


Tradition?  I was gonna go with MAGNETISM! It's SCIENCE!

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2014-09-03 09:38:42 AM
"Thank you Sir may I have another?!"
 
2014-09-03 11:14:05 AM
Robot House.
 
2014-09-03 03:55:03 PM
HOTY Recommendation.
 
2014-09-03 04:11:12 PM

Tax Boy: Some Coke Drinking Guy: MIT has fraternities?

Hell, yeah, with rather nice houses. They're pretty popular, because otherwise you have to live in MIT's shiat-ass dorms.


I lived in one of those dorms and I liked it. Built character living with the asbestos, mice, and roaches. Plus the octagon parties, the occasional crash of obsolete equipment that was tossed off the roof, and study breaks that frequently included watching and poking fun at Star Trek and X-Files, all kept things lively.

/long live Fred
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-09-03 04:27:53 PM
eeyore102: /long live Fred φρεδ
 
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