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(Some Guy)   For all of those who never received your GUINNESS Bar Towel take this free shirt as a consolation prize while helping Elanco feed.the.world   (sensibletable.com) divider line 15
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2014-09-02 12:56:57 PM  
I got my towel....and my Grolsch bottle opener too, so suck it.
 
2014-09-02 01:06:48 PM  
We apologize but at this point in time the offer to receive a free t-shirt and toolkit is for U.S. residents only.

Piss off.
 
2014-09-02 01:48:23 PM  
I got mine, jack.
 
2014-09-02 02:41:13 PM  
"a world where 9 billion people have food security"

Wouldn't 9 billion people with food security turn into, like, eleventy billion overnight?


/nttawwt
//there's room in my basement for one more
///slashies
 
2014-09-02 03:17:25 PM  
Something to dry your tears, perhaps?

i27.tinypic.com
 
2014-09-02 04:31:52 PM  
Sizes only go up to XX so apparently they are against anyone with too much food security.
 
2014-09-02 04:39:05 PM  
I got mine too, had to save it from a garage sale last month.

/Baader-Meinhof strikes again.
 
2014-09-02 04:41:47 PM  
What kind of font has t as the same height of other lower case symbols.  Only place it's like that on the page.
img.fark.net
 
2014-09-02 04:44:52 PM  
yay, free  cat shirt

/and spam
 
2014-09-02 08:03:24 PM  
ummm Subby.
Food scarcity is an economic and logistic issue, not a natural resource nor technology issue.
The planet can sustain a hell of a lot more people than we have right now.
But it does not matter because in 2050 the world pop will peak and start falling.
It is how far and how fast that is the issue.
 
2014-09-02 09:10:16 PM  

mr lawson: ummm Subby.
Food scarcity is an economic and logistic issue, not a natural resource nor technology issue.
The planet can sustain a hell of a lot more people than we have right now.
But it does not matter because in 2050 the world pop will peak and start falling.
It is how far and how fast that is the issue.


I think the point is to get an organization trying to end hunger into sending you a free shirt with no intention to help them. So their suggested solution is not significant.

/I didn't sign up for the shirt.
//also pessimistic about how effective they will be.
 
2014-09-02 09:26:56 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Something to dry your tears, perhaps?

[i27.tinypic.com image 320x240]


Ahem

Those are my towels, I believe (on top of my old, long since departed laptop)

img.fark.net

/I keep them in a vacuum sealed, UV resistant housing.
//Break them out when I want to see someone cry
 
2014-09-03 01:57:12 PM  
I got my Guinness bar jizz towel, so suck it losers...
 
2014-09-03 05:19:22 PM  
Guinness Bar Towel is a trigger.  TRIGGER i say.

/ having two is just a slap in the face.
 
2014-09-03 10:08:52 PM  

cretinbob: I got my towel....and my Grolsch bottle opener too, so suck it.


Same here, years ago, get over it.
Also a bunch of stuff from MakersMark.
 
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