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(TMZ)   David Arquette buys strip club for $1.5 million, all so he can meet his dream of being responsible for an upscale burlesque show   (tmz.com) divider line 27
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2014-09-02 08:16:07 AM
Crazy Girls? He'll need an asphalt stripper for that scary carpet, and about a decade of airing out.
 
2014-09-02 08:21:15 AM
Is it more like " David Arquette, as celebrity face for a group of buyers" buys strip club? Because otherwise I'm a little shocked he has that kind of money...
 
2014-09-02 09:10:58 AM
Have hung out with this guy a bit.  He's awesome.  Being that according to TFA he already has a big piece of two other clubs, I bet he's probably at least majority on this, if not making this one a full purchase.

We may have to try to swing by there when we're in Hollywood in a cpl months, and say hey.
 
2014-09-02 09:21:57 AM

ekdikeo4: Have hung out with this guy a bit.  He's awesome.  Being that according to TFA he already has a big piece of two other clubs, I bet he's probably at least majority on this, if not making this one a full purchase.

We may have to try to swing by there when we're in Hollywood in a cpl months, and say hey.


While he might be a swell guy, I'm not sure that being tight with David Arquette is the badge of cool you might think it is.
 
2014-09-02 09:34:33 AM

unyon: ekdikeo4: Have hung out with this guy a bit.  He's awesome.  Being that according to TFA he already has a big piece of two other clubs, I bet he's probably at least majority on this, if not making this one a full purchase.

We may have to try to swing by there when we're in Hollywood in a cpl months, and say hey.

While he might be a swell guy, I'm not sure that being tight with David Arquette is the badge of cool you might think it is.


It is if he gets to go to the clown store with David.
 
2014-09-02 09:54:54 AM

ekdikeo4: Have hung out with this guy a bit.  He's awesome.


If by "awesome" you mean "good-natured and occasionally in control of himself,"  I too have hung out with this guy a bit.
 
2014-09-02 10:07:33 AM
Follow your dreams you little crazy bastard!
 
2014-09-02 11:30:57 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Follow your dreams you little crazy bastard!


Well, after you're worn the 10 Pounds of Gold around your waist, what else can you do with yourself?

www.wwe.com
 
2014-09-02 11:40:22 AM
You mean former WCW Champion David Arquette!
 
2014-09-02 11:40:52 AM
If you want to open an up-scale gastro-pub you don't buy a Burger-King and attempt to renovate it.

If you want to open a classy burlesque joint, you don't start with a strip-club.  You'd be better off with a bare patch of ground.
 
2014-09-02 11:47:21 AM
Beaten to the WCW references already. Damn it.
 
2014-09-02 11:49:20 AM

thamike: ekdikeo4: Have hung out with this guy a bit.  He's awesome.

If by "awesome" you mean "good-natured and occasionally in control of himself,"  I too have hung out with this guy a bit.


Just how many people on Fark have hung out with this guy?
 
2014-09-02 11:51:49 AM

cefm: If you want to open an up-scale gastro-pub you don't buy a Burger-King and attempt to renovate it.

If you want to open a classy burlesque joint, you don't start with a strip-club.  You'd be better off with a bare patch of ground.


I would have thought you'd buy whatever had the basic correct design of building in the proper location.  With strip clubs and the like I assume the ownership licence can be passed from owner to owner far more easily than building one on a "bare patch of ground".

I don't go to strip clubs, so if the average joint does in fact have the design flaws that burger would have were it to be turned into a real restaurant, then I may well stand corrected.
 
2014-09-02 11:53:20 AM

Glitchwerks: thamike: ekdikeo4: Have hung out with this guy a bit.  He's awesome.

If by "awesome" you mean "good-natured and occasionally in control of himself,"  I too have hung out with this guy a bit.

Just how many people on Fark have hung out with this guy?


I hung out with carrot top, and by hung out I mean I served him a couple beers while we watched curling and discussed how surprisingly interesting it is for about 45 minutes.  I often how many other people's celebrity hang-out stories are the same level of hanging out :)
 
2014-09-02 11:57:23 AM

DjangoStonereaver: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Follow your dreams you little crazy bastard!

Well, after you're worn the 10 Pounds of Gold around your waist, what else can you do with yourself?

[www.wwe.com image 642x361]


I said this in the previous thread: I'm fine with this as long Vince Russo doesn't do the booking and make himself head dancer.
 
2014-09-02 12:36:51 PM
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Is he wearing The Dibiase?

static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-09-02 01:33:36 PM

Smackledorfer: I hung out with carrot top and by hung out I mean


I hung out with Carrot Top, and by hung out I mean stole his props out of his truck and skateboarded around with Cracker's David Lowery.
 
2014-09-02 01:42:57 PM
I kind of wondered what a strip club would cost. I am sure there are lots variables (central FLA club vs. LA club) but $1.5 million does not seem that expensive if you got a liquor license along with it.
 
2014-09-02 02:16:10 PM

monoski: I kind of wondered what a strip club would cost. I am sure there are lots variables (central FLA club vs. LA club) but $1.5 million does not seem that expensive if you got a liquor license along with it.


Especially in LA.  Strip clubs with liquor licenses there are fairly rare things.

/Or so I've heard.
 
2014-09-02 03:16:54 PM

PhiloeBedoe: Is it more like " David Arquette, as celebrity face for a group of buyers" buys strip club? Because otherwise I'm a little shocked he has that kind of money...


He's been dead 40 years, but Charley Weaver still pulls a lot of water in that town.
 
2014-09-02 03:28:02 PM
Is this the thread where we get to name drop?

Cause I got you beat
 
2014-09-02 04:37:16 PM
If you drink in a bar called Hooray Henry's or Bootsy Bellows you are a douche, no "may be a" about it.
 
2014-09-02 04:37:55 PM

p the boiler: Is this the thread where we get to name drop?

Cause I got you beat


It looks like the rule is that you may not name drop anyone with talent
 
2014-09-02 05:08:15 PM
Pssshhht!! I have Bill Paxton AND Bill Pullman on speed dial. Yes it is confusing when I call the wrong one.
 
2014-09-02 07:34:18 PM
Is Charlie Sheen going to be in charge of hiring, interviewing, training, and quality control?

I need to be the Big Man 'Tony' at
my own Badda Bing~Nadda Boom!

PS: No booze and bare tata's/open cooch at LA stripper bars... $10 cola-colas...
 
2014-09-03 02:18:51 AM
"Meet his dream?" Do you mean "fulfill his dream," subtard?
 
2014-09-03 11:50:22 AM
I'm pretty sure that if I bought a strip club it would stay closed to the public, and I'd probably never leave.
 
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