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(CBS News)   NEWSFLASH: Some mayors in Mexico have ties to drug cartels, including these three   ( divider line
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2014-09-02 09:20:13 AM
2014-09-02 09:59:09 AM  
2014-09-02 10:18:32 AM  
2014-09-02 10:19:28 AM  
News Flash to who? Everybody in Mexico knows the score:
"You can either take the silver, or we give you the lead."
2014-09-02 10:19:53 AM  
In other news, water has been found to be wet.
2014-09-02 10:20:20 AM  
that is as slanderous as claiming that american politicians are in the pocket of big oil and such
2014-09-02 10:21:15 AM  
2014-09-02 10:26:20 AM  
I roll to disbelieve
2014-09-02 10:28:55 AM  
It's almost like the evil druglords would use their evil drug money to buy protection from people in control of local governments.  Or as we call it in the civilized world: taxes.
2014-09-02 10:32:55 AM  
Glad it's just confined to Mexico.
2014-09-02 10:34:14 AM  
NEWSFLASH: Some congressmen in Washington have ties to weapons dealers who arm Mexican drug cartels, including these 535
2014-09-02 10:37:16 AM  
Someone gonna get they heads cut off.
2014-09-02 10:38:48 AM  
Further news flash, "Fast and Furious is alive and well under Obama in Merica,"  everybody profits.  However, Walter white is unimpressed, while last seen in a RV in the Albuquerque desert heading towards Grants.
2014-09-02 10:45:04 AM  

BitwiseShift: Glad it's just confined to Mexico.

Right? God bless murca.
2014-09-02 10:48:58 AM  
Three mayors, or three different cartels?
2014-09-02 10:54:54 AM  
the Knights Templar cartel

Copying someone else's name?...Not cool. Not cool at all.

Sanka: I mean come on Derice, we can't be copying nobody else's style. We have our own style.

Derice: Kissing an egg is no kind of style. It's the Olympics here, it's no stupid push-cart derby.

[Long pause]

Sanka: Let me tell you something rasta, I didn't come up here to forget who I am and where I come from.

Derice: Neither did I, I'm just trying to be the best I can be.

Sanka: So am I, and the best I can be is Jamaican.
2014-09-02 11:01:02 AM  
You can identify the Mexican politicians cooperating with the drug cartels because they're the ones not filled with bullet holes.
2014-09-02 11:25:58 AM  
Here's a simple test to determine if a Mexican politician is linked to the cartels:

Is their head still attached to their body? If so, they have some sort of cartel ties.
2014-09-02 01:14:03 PM  
Will somebody please think of their dead children!
2014-09-02 01:31:28 PM  

Private_Citizen: News Flash to who? Everybody in Mexico knows the score:
"You can either take the silver, or we give you the lead."

The jokings that is this.
2014-09-02 02:15:46 PM  
I guess we once again need anonymous to "take this guys to the wall", as some Farker claiming to speak for them had said.
2014-09-02 05:20:21 PM  
Reminds me of when living in San Diego in the 90s there was a big trend of SUVs getting stolen, and everyone was shocked, shocked I say, to find out from an investigative news report that they were being stolen and used by the Tijuana police department.
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