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(WTKR)   Two wounded in Transylvania Avenue shooting. Abraham Van Helsing wanted for questioning   (wtkr.com ) divider line 19
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2014-09-02 08:19:06 AM  
The suspects fired between 6 and 5,000 rounds.
 
2014-09-02 10:10:59 AM  
He can help you.
 
2014-09-02 10:12:55 AM  

dittybopper: The suspects fired between 6 and 5,000 rounds.


Done. Turn out the lights.
 
2014-09-02 10:14:34 AM  

dittybopper: The suspects fired between 6 and 5,000 rounds.


The men who were shot are believed to be male. The shooter or shooters may also have been male, or possibly female.
 
2014-09-02 10:16:17 AM  
Thread needs more Gena Davis vampire posting violations.
 
2014-09-02 10:16:56 AM  
Well, abacadabra! I'm an umpire!
 
2014-09-02 10:25:15 AM  

Hack Patooey: Well, abacadabra! I'm an umpire!


Hocus Pocus! I'm a bat!
 
2014-09-02 10:29:58 AM  
Did the shooter use the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird, an advanced long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 85000 feet?

/Yes, yes, wrong Hellsing.
//Did you even READ his Christmas list?
 
2014-09-02 10:33:17 AM  

dittybopper: The suspects fired between 6 and 5,000 rounds.


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2014-09-02 10:37:40 AM  
Pardon me boy, but is this the Transylvania avenue Station (shoot out)?
 
2014-09-02 10:43:28 AM  
What a horrible night to have a shooting.
 
2014-09-02 10:44:21 AM  

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Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania station?

 
2014-09-02 11:16:57 AM  

rnatalie: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania station?


Ja, ja, track 29! ...Can I give you a shine?
 
2014-09-02 11:29:04 AM  

FriarReb98: rnatalie: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania station?

Ja, ja, track 29! ...Can I give you a shine?


No thanks.
 
2014-09-02 11:30:05 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: FriarReb98: rnatalie: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania station?

Ja, ja, track 29! ...Can I give you a shine?

No thanks.


What hump?
 
2014-09-02 12:27:31 PM  
It's "Frahn-ken-steen."
 
2014-09-02 01:47:19 PM  
"Give him an extra buck."
"Doktor, would you like a roll in the hay?"
"PUT...the candle...BACK!"
"3 words, first word, sounds like...."
 
2014-09-02 02:05:15 PM  
"But first, a toast..."  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXGzO2aDDRU
"let us bow our heads in prayer" - same actor, but in Blazing Saddles - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws9QxOMfmwI
 
2014-09-02 03:43:34 PM  
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Why, what big mosquitoes they have there.
 
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