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(KHOU Houston)   "In an instant, the burger brawl was on"   (khou.com) divider line 48
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2014-09-02 07:57:22 AM  
Come on let's crawl (gotta crawl gotta crawl)
To the ugly burger ball (to the ball to the ball)
And a happy time we'll have there, one and all and the ugly burger ball
 
2014-09-02 09:06:45 AM  
The man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a Burger Blitz
 
2014-09-02 09:13:24 AM  
Never been to a Whataburger. Is it worth fighting over?
 
2014-09-02 09:50:03 AM  

SmackLT: The man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a Burger Blitz


And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I got five burgers, and it turned into a Burger Blitz.
 
2014-09-02 10:06:17 AM  
Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!

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2014-09-02 10:31:30 AM  
Followed by the French Fry Fracas
 
2014-09-02 10:58:09 AM  
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2014-09-02 11:01:28 AM  

Arkanaut: Never been to a Whataburger. Is it worth fighting over?


Better than Burger King or McD's. My preferred fast food burger when I lived in Texas.

Not worth taking a punch over though.
 
2014-09-02 11:01:32 AM  
Don't MESS wif my condo-mints.
 
2014-09-02 11:02:07 AM  
It shouldn't be considered a dining room just because people eat there. I eat and nap in my truck. It's neither a dining room or a bedroom.
 
2014-09-02 11:07:09 AM  
So basically Whataburger is like McDonalds meets Thunderdome?
 
2014-09-02 11:07:20 AM  

Arkanaut: Never been to a Whataburger. Is it worth fighting over?


The biscuits and cream/sausage gravy is pretty good.
 
2014-09-02 11:08:13 AM  
So, a high school fight after a football game, no injuries and no arrests, and its news.
 
2014-09-02 11:13:25 AM  

Arkanaut: Never been to a Whataburger. Is it worth fighting over?


for some folks I would guess so
/know someone who named their kid after the whataburger founder
 
2014-09-02 11:15:03 AM  
The only reasonable course of action to ban the creation of teeangers. They're out of control and like meat. This must be stopped immediately.
 
2014-09-02 11:16:42 AM  
Oh, so many of my weekends can be summarized with some version of that statement.
 
2014-09-02 11:20:33 AM  
This is appalling! I cannot believe that we, as a society, have not put a stop to it. To think that the youth of America has no better upbringing than to continue this blight on our communities. The sheer lack of respect for their fellow man is completely mind-boggling. How do they not know that what they are doing is wrong, when it seems so obvious to everybody else? Please STOP THE MADNESS! Rotate your damn phone when you shoot video, you asshats!
 
2014-09-02 11:25:01 AM  
"We had a large crowd of students at this restaurant following the football game on Friday night...."


This explains it  'Texas high school football'
 
2014-09-02 11:30:21 AM  

bmr68: 'Texas high school football'


The nadir of our civilization.
 
2014-09-02 11:38:10 AM  

iron_city_ap: So, a high school fight after a football game, no injuries and no arrests, and its news.


I think it was just so the one guy could pull off his zinger of the year: whatabrawl.  Now he'll feel good about himself and have joy joy feelings.
 
2014-09-02 11:41:51 AM  

TheMega: iron_city_ap: So, a high school fight after a football game, no injuries and no arrests, and its news.

I think it was just so the one guy could pull off his zinger of the year: whatabrawl.  Now he'll feel good about himself and have joy joy feelings.


Glory days.


Yeah, I want fries with that.
 
2014-09-02 11:47:45 AM  
 
2014-09-02 11:51:13 AM  
They were beating each other to death, and some idiot stopped them.
 
2014-09-02 11:51:48 AM  
Chief Washakie, of the Shosone, when asked, late in his life, by some American acquaintances as to whether he'd dined on his rival's cardiac muscle after besting him in a one-on-one contest atop a local `rise' of land, when barely out of boyhood (according to other admirers among the Shosone), seems not to have wanted to answer in the affirmative to the whites (`Savage!').  As the whites had already assumed the answer and named the high point of land "Crow Heart Butte", Washakie answered with the diplomatic and universally applicable "When you are young, and full of life, you do strange things."

/end of main drag in college town - detect ethanol fumes - don't go there (to paraphrase an unnamed Native American)
//what to have for lunch???
 
2014-09-02 11:56:20 AM  
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Did somebody say burgers?!
 
2014-09-02 11:58:13 AM  
By the looks of these kids they will probably be working at this place in a few years.
 
2014-09-02 12:12:16 PM  
Thugs

Over exuberant youths.
 
2014-09-02 12:19:44 PM  
No one was subsequently hunted down via video and later charged.
No one was questioned (except by reporters).
No one was tasered or shot.
No tanks, humvees, tear gas, rifles or rubber bullets were deploye

No white kids were harmed by police in the making of this video. Except the one who got a hurt finger.
That is all.
 
2014-09-02 12:20:56 PM  
That Whataburger is just a couple miles from my house. Sweet!
 
2014-09-02 01:02:06 PM  

Arkanaut: Never been to a Whataburger. Is it worth fighting over?


No. Wasn't that impressive to me when I was at one in South Texas in 2004.
 
2014-09-02 01:07:26 PM  

BinderWoman: That Whataburger is just a couple miles from my house. Sweet!


it's 18.7 miles from my office

also I remember when none of that stuff was there and I could speed down Telge or Cypress Rosehill without worrying about running over suburbanites and their crap everywhere

did they really need another farking shopping center identical to hundreds more in the area, was the one on 1960(It's never going to be cypress parkway to me) too damn far for them?
 
2014-09-02 01:08:19 PM  
It is surprising that no arrests were made in this day and age.
 
2014-09-02 01:08:27 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: Thugs

Over exuberant youths.


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2014-09-02 01:26:45 PM  
FTFA "Chairs were all over the place, everybody was throwing chairs,"

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/Perpetrator apprehended.
 
2014-09-02 01:58:00 PM  
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2014-09-02 02:00:54 PM  
WTF is wrong with people these days? If you can't act civilized in public then you have no business going out anywhere. To bad they couldn't catch any of them, the whole group should have been thrown in jail.
 
2014-09-02 02:14:54 PM  

ReapTheChaos: WTF is wrong with people these days? If you can't act civilized in public then you have no business going out anywhere. To bad they couldn't catch any of them, the whole group should have been thrown in jail.


Catch 'em? Hell, they're interviewing them.
 
2014-09-02 02:30:32 PM  
christ.

HOLD YOUR PHONE SIDEWAYS MORANS!
 
2014-09-02 03:08:15 PM  
I was told 'chimp out' is racist, but it sure seems to apply here.
 
2014-09-02 04:46:23 PM  

Arkanaut: Never been to a Whataburger. Is it worth fighting over?


It is better than a Big Mac or a Whopper; you can order it several hundred different ways.
 
2014-09-02 06:00:24 PM  
White kids be like "mob"....Black/Brown kids be like "thugs".  Although, that spicy Whataburger ketchup is the business!
 
2014-09-02 07:45:38 PM  

Arkanaut: Never been to a Whataburger. Is it worth fighting over?


Their "Monterey Melt burger" is pretty damn good.
 
2014-09-02 08:47:06 PM  
Suppose they gave a war and nobody came?
 
2014-09-02 08:48:02 PM  

Li'l Robbie: Suppose they gave a war and nobody came?


Maybe this is why Burger King wants to move to Canada....draft-dodging.
 
2014-09-02 10:30:27 PM  
I would punch subby's grandmother in the nose for an old school drive-in Whataburger and fries.  I haven't lived near a location in 20 years, but it is nostalgic.  They were once (and may still be, I can hope) what Sonic is trying to be.  Sadly, I don't seen a location listed still in my old hometown any longer.  Well, that's another reason not to go back for the class reunion.
 
2014-09-02 11:24:32 PM  

AGremlin: Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!

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nice. +1
 
2014-09-03 03:45:05 AM  
So you're saying they had a beef?
 
2014-09-03 10:38:54 AM  
What do they call Whataburger in France?
 
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