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(AZ Family)   Don't you hate it when you try to clean your toilet by mixing bleach and Drano and you get sick from the fumes and the cops come out and think those fumes are coming from a meth lab and in reality you're just a hoarder? Me too   (azfamily.com) divider line 33
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2014-09-02 10:37:25 AM  
Investigators had a hard time gaining access to the apartment, due to a large amount of clutter blocking the door. In fact, crews couldn't get more than two feet inside the apartment. Police now say they they are treating this as a hoarding situation.

This is disgusting. Please tell me that people like this can get help.
 
2014-09-02 10:58:46 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Investigators had a hard time gaining access to the apartment, due to a large amount of clutter blocking the door. In fact, crews couldn't get more than two feet inside the apartment. Police now say they they are treating this as a hoarding situation.

This is disgusting. Please tell me that people like this can get help.


Yeah, with a backhoe
 
2014-09-02 11:13:03 AM  
Clean my toilet? Isn't that what I pay your mom for?
 
2014-09-02 11:13:20 AM  
Also, don't pee in a toilet that has bleach in it.
 
2014-09-02 11:13:35 AM  

gopher321: Nadie_AZ: Investigators had a hard time gaining access to the apartment, due to a large amount of clutter blocking the door. In fact, crews couldn't get more than two feet inside the apartment. Police now say they they are treating this as a hoarding situation.

This is disgusting. Please tell me that people like this can get help.

Yeah, with a backhoe


Kerosene and a match?
 
2014-09-02 11:14:06 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Investigators had a hard time gaining access to the apartment, due to a large amount of clutter blocking the door. In fact, crews couldn't get more than two feet inside the apartment. Police now say they they are treating this as a hoarding situation.

This is disgusting. Please tell me that people like this can get help.


I'm just more surprised that they actually have "hoarding situations" often enough that they treat certain things as "hoarding situations"rather than just one off problems to deal with.

I'm a hoarder a little bit.  I don't actively seek out more shiat, but I have a hard time getting rid of old shiat.  Anyone want to buy an 8-track player from me?  At least I don't have so much shiat that you can't get past my front door.
 
2014-09-02 11:14:12 AM  

H31N0US: Also, don't pee in a toilet that has bleach in it.


Why not?
 
2014-09-02 11:14:30 AM  
Firefighter treated for heat related injuries without a fire. WTF!
 
2014-09-02 11:14:53 AM  
I wasn't quite dumb enough to mix ammonia and bleach, but I have a rather tiny bathroom in the back corner of my one-bedroom apartment and I almost took a facer right into the bowl after spraying it down with a Superfund site coating of toilet cleaner.

Mmmmm fumey- *BONK*
 
2014-09-02 11:20:17 AM  
Hoarders actually clean their houses?
 
2014-09-02 11:21:39 AM  

Wrath of Heaven: I wasn't quite dumb enough to mix ammonia and bleach, but I have a rather tiny bathroom in the back corner of my one-bedroom apartment and I almost took a facer right into the bowl after spraying it down with a Superfund site coating of toilet cleaner.

Mmmmm fumey- *BONK*


I was that dumb.
CSB: Worked at a vet in high school, and cleaned up after hours.
Ammonia...in the mop water... oh, and bleach disinfects, right?
The smoky vapors coming out of the bucket didn't register as "bad"
The vet walked in after close to get something and I remember his head popped back a bit when he walked into the hall and caught a whiff. "WHAT ARE YOU USING?!!"
"Uh... well... is that bad?"
"Yes, don't be doing that anymore, thanks. Open the doors please."
I was fired a week or so later.

end CSB
 
2014-09-02 11:22:10 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: H31N0US: Also, don't pee in a toilet that has bleach in it.

Why not?


My guess?...Splashback.
 
2014-09-02 11:22:55 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Clean my toilet? Isn't that what I pay your mom for?


Ahem!  We don't do that anymore.  We are all grown up on fark now and do not take part in these unapproved shenanigans.  We don't post links to leaked pictures or do anything other than renounce and revile these type of actions.   Haven't you been paying attention!  We love all women on fark now.  Even that ankle Nancy Grace.  To do anything else just wouldn't be in step with farks new conformist stance.
 
2014-09-02 11:37:45 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Investigators had a hard time gaining access to the apartment, due to a large amount of clutter blocking the door. In fact, crews couldn't get more than two feet inside the apartment. Police now say they they are treating this as a hoarding situation.

This is disgusting. Please tell me that people like this can get help.


Hey, at least he kept his bathroom clean.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-09-02 11:38:28 AM  
My mother bleached her house by using drain cleaner on a clog somebody else left. The result was chlorine gas.
 
2014-09-02 11:41:47 AM  
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Hoarding, biatch!
 
2014-09-02 11:42:03 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: H31N0US: Also, don't pee in a toilet that has bleach in it.

Why not?


Acids mixed with chlorine bleach release chlorine.
 
2014-09-02 11:43:31 AM  
Cdr.Murdock:
img.fark.net

Hoarding, biatch!

If you have stacks of cars in your house, you may have a hoarding problem.
If you have cars in your house which are not stacked, you may be Jay Leno.
 
2014-09-02 11:47:34 AM  

Revek: Sin_City_Superhero: Clean my toilet? Isn't that what I pay your mom for?

Ahem!  We don't do that anymore.  We are all grown up on fark now and do not take part in these unapproved shenanigans.  We don't post links to leaked pictures or do anything other than renounce and revile these type of actions.   Haven't you been paying attention!  We love all women on fark now.  Even that ankle Nancy Grace.  To do anything else just wouldn't be in step with farks new conformist stance.


Actually I do literally pay someone's mom to clean my toilets. So I'm getting a kick...

/can't ban reality
//can try to hide from it
///behind your mom's skirts
 
2014-09-02 12:08:42 PM  

Revek: Sin_City_Superhero: Clean my toilet? Isn't that what I pay your mom for?

Ahem!  We don't do that anymore.  We are all grown up on fark now and do not take part in these unapproved shenanigans.  We don't post links to leaked pictures or do anything other than renounce and revile these type of actions.   Haven't you been paying attention!  We love all women on fark now.  Even that ankle Nancy Grace.  To do anything else just wouldn't be in step with farks new conformist stance.


??  Good rant, wrong link
 
2014-09-02 12:08:56 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: H31N0US: Also, don't pee in a toilet that has bleach in it.

Why not?


Ammonia and bleach have a volatile relationship.
 
2014-09-02 12:09:13 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Firefighter treated for heat related injuries without a fire. WTF!


That line left me scratching my head as well.
 
2014-09-02 12:09:30 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Firefighter treated for heat related injuries without a fire. WTF!


I'm guessing maybe he was wearing his airpack and suit to avoid breathing in the ambiance of the hoarder's house and the Arizona heat did him in.
 
2014-09-02 12:43:14 PM  

Revek: Sin_City_Superhero: Clean my toilet? Isn't that what I pay your mom for?

Ahem!  We don't do that anymore.  We are all grown up on fark now and do not take part in these unapproved shenanigans.  We don't post links to leaked pictures or do anything other than renounce and revile these type of actions.   Haven't you been paying attention!  We love all women on fark now.  Even that ankle Nancy Grace.  To do anything else just wouldn't be in step with farks new conformist stance.


Reported!
 
2014-09-02 12:59:59 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Firefighter treated for heat related injuries without a fire. WTF!


There are lots of *chemical* reactions that can, and will, create lots of heat.
 
2014-09-02 01:10:53 PM  

MSBFDffpm: StoPPeRmobile: Firefighter treated for heat related injuries without a fire. WTF!

There are lots of *chemical* reactions that can, and will, create lots of heat.


Exothermic Chemical Reactions ftw
 
2014-09-02 01:27:52 PM  
Lesson learned? Don't throw bleach and Drano into the toilet. For one thing you don't know what's on the other end (bases and acids don't mix). Secondly, police may mistake your house for a meth lab.
 
2014-09-02 01:35:46 PM  

People_are_Idiots: Lesson learned? Don't throw bleach and Drano into the toilet. For one thing you don't know what's on the other end (bases and acids don't mix). Secondly live in a house, police may mistake your house for a meth lab.


FTFY
 
2014-09-02 03:02:34 PM  
A hoarder cleaning?  I don't believe it.
 
2014-09-02 03:47:52 PM  
Many years ago, one of my restaurant coworkers was cleaning the kitchen floor with an ammonia based cleaner when someone else noticed the floor drain was blocked. He got out the bleach and dumped it in, right as the ammonia was reaching the drain. An awesome green cloud of chlorine gas erupted out of the drain, forcing all of us to evacuate the kitchen until the forced air fans pulled it out of the room.
 
2014-09-02 06:40:12 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Revek: Sin_City_Superhero: Clean my toilet? Isn't that what I pay your mom for?

Ahem!  We don't do that anymore.  We are all grown up on fark now and do not take part in these unapproved shenanigans.  We don't post links to leaked pictures or do anything other than renounce and revile these type of actions.   Haven't you been paying attention!  We love all women on fark now.  Even that ankle Nancy Grace.  To do anything else just wouldn't be in step with farks new conformist stance.

Reported!


Why is this such a big farking problem for you idiots?
 
2014-09-02 06:48:29 PM  

nytmare: StoPPeRmobile: Revek: Sin_City_Superhero: Clean my toilet? Isn't that what I pay your mom for?

Ahem!  We don't do that anymore.  We are all grown up on fark now and do not take part in these unapproved shenanigans.  We don't post links to leaked pictures or do anything other than renounce and revile these type of actions.   Haven't you been paying attention!  We love all women on fark now.  Even that ankle Nancy Grace.  To do anything else just wouldn't be in step with farks new conformist stance.

Reported!

Why is this such a big farking problem for you idiots?


Ha, never mind, I just answered my own question there.
 
TWX
2014-09-02 07:38:36 PM  

Snort: A hoarder cleaning?  I don't believe it.


Heh. That's what I came in to say. I've known plenty of hoarders, and one was so bad, the extra bathroom actually had one of those industrial shelving units blocking the door shut. Couldn't even go in there.

I've had my struggles with hoarding too, but as I get older it's actually getting easier. Every few years I pare-back on computer crap as it goes from soemwhat current to obsolete to so obsolete there's never going to be a use for it ever again. Went from an extra bedroom completely full plus an office plus a 10'x15' storage unit down to a dozen small rubbermaid clear plastic tubs on an Ikea Expedit and a few old computer cases stacked in a corner. In some ways it also helped that we went from a 1450sqft home with a small two-car garage to over 3000sqft with a detached workshop garage in addition to the attached one. Now that we have enough rooms to designate functions for each room, we don' put things into a room that don't belong there. My office has computers and my drums. My wife's office has her computer and her sewing and crafting setup. The formal living room has the library. The dining room is just a dining room and the bedrooms are just bedrooms. In the old house every room had to serve multiple purposes, so every room got stacked with crap because there wasn't a place to put stuff away.

Oh, and I will never, ever pay for rental storage, ever again. It's almost always cheaper to pay for new stuff than it is to pay to store it for more than a few months. I'd rather build another storage shed if I really need to store something like that.
 
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