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(NJ.com)   NJ governor Chris Christie's transportation policy angers motorist, who responds by joining his motorcade   (nj.com) divider line 31
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2014-09-02 12:37:23 PM  
Sounds about right.. I've seen how these assholes drive on a number occasions. Most of the time no lights, no nothing and doing WELL OVER the speed limit on residential roads and streets cutting people off left and right. Last time I got cut off by these assholes was up around Neptune Township.
 
2014-09-02 01:26:58 PM  
Why does this article keep getting pushed back?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-09-02 01:32:55 PM  
grumpfuff

In the past few months(?) Fark seems to have added a category of low priority articles that get delayed as more interesting stuff is greenlit. It's happened to several of my submissions.

In the other direction, they'll often schedule a survey/caption contest several days in the future but put it on the main page much earlier.
 
2014-09-02 01:38:04 PM  
www.philebrity.com

Showdown.
 
2014-09-02 02:14:59 PM  

grumpfuff: Why does this article keep getting pushed back?


They gave other articles green lights so Christie could keep going.
 
2014-09-02 02:26:19 PM  

styckx: Sounds about right.. I've seen how these assholes drive on a number occasions. Most of the time no lights, no nothing and doing WELL OVER the speed limit on residential roads and streets cutting people off left and right. Last time I got cut off by these assholes was up around Neptune Township.


Yeah, I got cut off a couple of years ago by his motorcade around the Eatontown exit (105 on the Parkway).  Both giant SUV's whipped all the way from the far left EZ-Pass lane across 3 other lanes to get to the exit.  Assholes must have been doing at least 80 across the lanes as traffic coming out of the toll plazas scattered.
 
2014-09-02 03:00:46 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: grumpfuff: Why does this article keep getting pushed back?

They gave other articles green lights so Christie could keep going.


Well played.
 
2014-09-02 03:13:40 PM  

styckx: I've seen how these assholes drive on a number occasions. Most of the time no lights, no nothing and doing WELL OVER the speed limit on residential roads and streets cutting people off left and right. Last time I got cut off by these assholes was up around Neptune Township.


It's traditional for NJ governors' motorcades to drive horribly, even by NJ driving standards.

I wonder if that fat fraud Christie was at least wearing a seat belt.
 
2014-09-02 03:46:04 PM  
My take-away is that assassinating Christie would be ludicrously easy with a moderately-sized explosive device.

But then he'd have to be important enough for someone to want to kill him, and thankfully that's not too likely anymore.
 
2014-09-02 05:52:41 PM  

Sid_6.7: My take-away is that assassinating Christie would be ludicrously easy with a moderately-sized explosive device.


Or a donut under a box propped up with a stick.
 
2014-09-02 07:21:31 PM  

grumpfuff: Why does this article keep getting pushed back?


Something new about the queue.  If no one comments on an article it gets pushed back to the previous hour. That "The man who took on Comcast" headline was around for two days before it posted.
 
2014-09-02 07:52:32 PM  
the motorist was caught in the gravitational field of the motorcade
 
2014-09-02 07:57:58 PM  
photos-3.dropbox.com
 
2014-09-02 08:03:04 PM  

Lsherm: grumpfuff: Why does this article keep getting pushed back?

Something new about the queue.  If no one comments on an article it gets pushed back to the previous hour. That "The man who took on Comcast" headline was around for two days before it posted.


I'm not sure it's new. When I had a sponsorship I'd see it quite often. To the point where I'd comment on articles that sat around for a long time because I felt sorry for them.
 
2014-09-02 08:10:19 PM  
To be fair, Christie is so fat, anyone outdoors could technically be considered part of his motorcade.
 
2014-09-02 08:16:49 PM  
Haha he's fat and he probably slowed down the car on account of being a fat.

also, he has a spare tire.
 
2014-09-02 08:26:22 PM  

brigid_fitch: styckx: Sounds about right.. I've seen how these assholes drive on a number occasions. Most of the time no lights, no nothing and doing WELL OVER the speed limit on residential roads and streets cutting people off left and right. Last time I got cut off by these assholes was up around Neptune Township.

Yeah, I got cut off a couple of years ago by his motorcade around the Eatontown exit (105 on the Parkway).  Both giant SUV's whipped all the way from the far left EZ-Pass lane across 3 other lanes to get to the exit.  Assholes must have been doing at least 80 across the lanes as traffic coming out of the toll plazas scattered.


Same thing happened to me, except the governor flipped me the bird as he passed and then one of the state troopers threw a bag if puppies at my windshield.
 
2014-09-02 08:32:55 PM  
Personally, I can't stand Christie, but this whole motorcade thing is, at its heart, simply a political attack on him. Christie presents himself as a Populist Republican who can work with Barak Obama. He hopes to be a middle-of-the-road man-of-the-people candidate.

The whole-hate-his-motorcade campaign  is supposed to show him as a fat cat arrogant politician who is just like any other Pol. This is probably actually true, but the point is this whole kerfuffle is just political dirty tricks.

Don't let them fool you with silly swiftboat tactics like this....  I don't think he has a chance to be President anyhow, but this nonsense suggests that  somebodythinks he does or he wouldn't be worth picking on.
 
2014-09-02 08:36:30 PM  
Was Chris Christie angry because he saw a sign reading "Wide Load"?
 
2014-09-02 09:05:13 PM  
The elephant is always my favorite part of the parade.
 
2014-09-02 09:05:39 PM  

big pig peaches: brigid_fitch: styckx: Sounds about right.. I've seen how these assholes drive on a number occasions. Most of the time no lights, no nothing and doing WELL OVER the speed limit on residential roads and streets cutting people off left and right. Last time I got cut off by these assholes was up around Neptune Township.

Yeah, I got cut off a couple of years ago by his motorcade around the Eatontown exit (105 on the Parkway).  Both giant SUV's whipped all the way from the far left EZ-Pass lane across 3 other lanes to get to the exit.  Assholes must have been doing at least 80 across the lanes as traffic coming out of the toll plazas scattered.

Same thing happened to me, except the governor flipped me the bird as he passed and then one of the state troopers threw a bag if puppies at my windshield.


I flipped off a motorcade once. Lots of cop cars made everyone pull over on a 4 lane highway during afternoon rush hour to allow this really long motorcade to get through. So I hung outside my window to be sure that they all got the finger. I get home and there it is on the news; the Dali Lama is in town.
So I've got that going for me.
 
2014-09-02 09:06:17 PM  
That guy is a fat sack of crap. that guy is 20 lbs of crap in a 10 lb bag.
 
2014-09-02 09:09:23 PM  

morg: big pig peaches: brigid_fitch: styckx: Sounds about right.. I've seen how these assholes drive on a number occasions. Most of the time no lights, no nothing and doing WELL OVER the speed limit on residential roads and streets cutting people off left and right. Last time I got cut off by these assholes was up around Neptune Township.

Yeah, I got cut off a couple of years ago by his motorcade around the Eatontown exit (105 on the Parkway).  Both giant SUV's whipped all the way from the far left EZ-Pass lane across 3 other lanes to get to the exit.  Assholes must have been doing at least 80 across the lanes as traffic coming out of the toll plazas scattered.

Same thing happened to me, except the governor flipped me the bird as he passed and then one of the state troopers threw a bag if puppies at my windshield.

I flipped off a motorcade once. Lots of cop cars made everyone pull over on a 4 lane highway during afternoon rush hour to allow this really long motorcade to get through. So I hung outside my window to be sure that they all got the finger. I get home and there it is on the news; the Dali Lama is in town.
So I've got that going for me.


He's a heavy hitter, according to this guy I work with.
 
2014-09-02 09:11:34 PM  
Two SUV's is a 'motorcade'?
 
2014-09-02 09:27:08 PM  
Even if he wasn't a complete dipshiat, who was the last fatasses elected President, Taft? Bill Clinton doesn't count, he porked out well after he was elected and even then he wasn't that much of a fat fark. But even fat ass Clinton had personality. Personality goes a long way. Christie would have to be twice as charming as that Arnold on Green Acres. Plus his last name sounds like a camp counselor from Friday the 13th or he should get into some whacky misunderstanding with Jack Tripper.
 
2014-09-02 09:30:28 PM  
Wait a second....you mean to tell me that Christie can fit in an SUV? And it'll still drive and everything? Crazy.
 
2014-09-02 09:34:54 PM  

morg: big pig peaches: brigid_fitch: styckx: Sounds about right.. I've seen how these assholes drive on a number occasions. Most of the time no lights, no nothing and doing WELL OVER the speed limit on residential roads and streets cutting people off left and right. Last time I got cut off by these assholes was up around Neptune Township.

Yeah, I got cut off a couple of years ago by his motorcade around the Eatontown exit (105 on the Parkway).  Both giant SUV's whipped all the way from the far left EZ-Pass lane across 3 other lanes to get to the exit.  Assholes must have been doing at least 80 across the lanes as traffic coming out of the toll plazas scattered.

Same thing happened to me, except the governor flipped me the bird as he passed and then one of the state troopers threw a bag if puppies at my windshield.

I flipped off a motorcade once. Lots of cop cars made everyone pull over on a 4 lane highway during afternoon rush hour to allow this really long motorcade to get through. So I hung outside my window to be sure that they all got the finger. I get home and there it is on the news; the Dali Lama is in town.
So I've got that going for me.


How is Karma treating you now?
 
2014-09-02 09:53:07 PM  
I miss the JON Corzine motorcades!
 
2014-09-02 10:00:40 PM  

big pig peaches: brigid_fitch: styckx: Sounds about right.. I've seen how these assholes drive on a number occasions. Most of the time no lights, no nothing and doing WELL OVER the speed limit on residential roads and streets cutting people off left and right. Last time I got cut off by these assholes was up around Neptune Township.

Yeah, I got cut off a couple of years ago by his motorcade around the Eatontown exit (105 on the Parkway).  Both giant SUV's whipped all the way from the far left EZ-Pass lane across 3 other lanes to get to the exit.  Assholes must have been doing at least 80 across the lanes as traffic coming out of the toll plazas scattered.

Same thing happened to me, except the governor flipped me the bird as he passed and then one of the state troopers threw a bag if puppies at my windshield.


If I were in New Jersey for some reason and Chris Christie flipped me the bird, it would be the highlight of the trip.

/the most Jersiest thing ever
 
2014-09-02 11:08:49 PM  
It's better than the old tradition of them running folks off the road.(or into them)

Sadly, it's not just Stimpy, it's all of the politicians these days.
 
2014-09-03 08:18:18 AM  
Liberals don't like Chris Christie

More at 11
 
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