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(Gawker)   Guy rips his own head off in broad daylight. He told you he was hardcore   (gawker.com ) divider line
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29517 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Sep 2014 at 8:26 AM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-09-02 12:27:46 AM  
Not gonna lie. That's pretty farking cool.

Crazy and insane and terrible, but wow, good job bro.
 
2014-09-02 12:33:09 AM  
Did he sh*t down his own neck too?
 
2014-09-02 12:50:52 AM  
That's a hell of a way to go out.
 
2014-09-02 01:46:09 AM  
You just know that in the 5-10 seconds his head was still conscious, his last thoughts were "AAAAAHHHH WTFWTFWTFWTF".
 
2014-09-02 01:54:18 AM  
That's...original.
 
2014-09-02 01:56:46 AM  
 
2014-09-02 01:59:37 AM  
5 votes, 6 comments? This is a FARK story if there ever was one. Sadly, no pics to prove if it really happened. I'll check bestgore.com.
 
2014-09-02 02:04:24 AM  
img.fark.netOh, TSA. Thank you for protecting myself and my fellow passengers from my dress shirts.
 
2014-09-02 07:49:43 AM  
O_o
 
2014-09-02 07:51:02 AM  
But how is he supposed to post the video to YouTube now?
 
2014-09-02 08:08:41 AM  
Dude had panache.
 
2014-09-02 08:16:50 AM  
 
2014-09-02 08:18:33 AM  
Oh, man -- in broad daylight?  Why can't these guys keep their head-ripping-off activities restricted to night time, like normal people?
 
2014-09-02 08:19:16 AM  
Someone's taking the dandelion song a little too seriously.
4.bp.blogspot.com
/Now with the picture instead of a link.
 
2014-09-02 08:19:18 AM  
That's a testament to modern man's industry and ingenuity.

He used a machine to get the job done, just like using an excavator instead of a hand shovel. Dude was a real problem solver.
 
2014-09-02 08:28:26 AM  
That's not the way to get ahead in life? It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong?
 
2014-09-02 08:29:55 AM  
Won't someone think of decapitation survi...uh, never mind.
 
2014-09-02 08:30:27 AM  
Style points:  8.75
Repeatability:  0.0
 
2014-09-02 08:30:50 AM  
Neat trick. Can he do it again?  I had my thumb in front of the lens.
 
2014-09-02 08:31:31 AM  
Used to work with a bunch of no-neck detectives. They all seemed to keep their heads, firmly attached to their bodies. This was in broad daylight, too.
 
2014-09-02 08:32:34 AM  
Inert gas asphyxiation for me if I ever decide to euthanize myself, thanks.
 
2014-09-02 08:32:48 AM  
I didn't listen!  I'm sorry!!
 
2014-09-02 08:34:10 AM  
I worked with a real quiet guy who never really said anything.

One day walking through the warehouse he walked up to me and said "I wish I had the strength of 10 men so I could punch my own head clean off".

I wonder if this was the same guy...
 
2014-09-02 08:36:20 AM  
He should have tried Rogaine first.
 
2014-09-02 08:36:29 AM  
He'll never be the head of a major corporation
 
2014-09-02 08:38:28 AM  
my  login dictates I post in this thread even though I don't really got jokes.
 
2014-09-02 08:38:44 AM  
Great, now we won't be able to buy chains.
 
2014-09-02 08:39:01 AM  

2wolves: Style points:  8.75
Repeatability:  0.0


You made me think of this.
 
2014-09-02 08:39:12 AM  
I call shenanigans. Hondas don't have enough power to do something like that. Unless maybe he added a few stickers to it.
 
2014-09-02 08:40:44 AM  
The corpse will be heading off to the morgue now, I expect.
 
2014-09-02 08:41:49 AM  

make me some tea: You just know that in the 5-10 seconds his head was still conscious, his last thoughts were "AAAAAHHHH WTFWTFWTFWTF".

Aw geez, I gotta exchange insurance information with the owner of that  truck my SUV just hit."
 
2014-09-02 08:41:59 AM  

Prophet of Loss: Inert gas asphyxiation for me if I ever decide to euthanize myself, thanks.


I'd crawl inside the glovebox in the lab, but those things reek.

/anyone else think of Fortress Maximus?
 
2014-09-02 08:42:27 AM  

theforesttroll: I call shenanigans. Hondas don't have enough power to do something like that. Unless maybe he added a few stickers to it.


Joke I know, but he is lucky he didn't chicken out at the last minute or something and wind up a paraplegic. Hanging/Decapitation is effective, but when its not its often a sentence to a life of painful disability.
 
2014-09-02 08:42:47 AM  
Wow
 
2014-09-02 08:43:18 AM  

Prophet of Loss: theforesttroll: I call shenanigans. Hondas don't have enough power to do something like that. Unless maybe he added a few stickers to it.

Joke I know, but he is lucky he didn't chicken out at the last minute or something and wind up a paraplegic quadriplegic. Hanging/Decapitation is effective, but when its not its often a sentence to a life of painful disability.


/FTFM
 
2014-09-02 08:44:11 AM  
This guy was a head of his time.  *rimshot*
 
2014-09-02 08:45:04 AM  
Yankees fan?
 
2014-09-02 08:45:29 AM  
What a headline


/guy really knew how to get ahead in life

//wonder what direction the car was headed?

///Guess he wasn't so headstrong after all


slashies
 
2014-09-02 08:45:57 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-09-02 08:46:21 AM  

Deep Contact: Great, now we won't be able to buy chains.


...or CRVs. It's ok, though, I can use cables and I've never really wanted a CRV.
 
2014-09-02 08:46:29 AM  
thank god I'm not going to sleep for another 8 hours
 
2014-09-02 08:46:31 AM  

Circusdog320: [img.photobucket.com image 600x600]


ok, you win.
 
2014-09-02 08:46:35 AM  

make me some tea: You just know that in the 5-10 seconds his head was still conscious, his last thoughts were "AAAAAHHHH WTFWTFWTFWTF".



My dad drove subway for 30 years. One of his coworkers was pulling into the station when a guy jumped onto the tracks in front of the train apparently he had to work up his courage first and the train had slowed down enough that he wasn't killed right away. He spent quite a few minutes mangled and screaming in pain and yelling at the driver wanting to know why he didn't stop in time. So I guess the moral of that cool story bro is that if you are ever thinking about killing yourself make sure that you really want to kill yourself.
 
2014-09-02 08:46:45 AM  
Now that's hardcore.
 
2014-09-02 08:47:01 AM  
It's creative. Although, he could have killed someone.
 
2014-09-02 08:49:39 AM  
You're supposed to super glue your hands to the side of your head to make it look like you tore it off with your bare hands.
 
2014-09-02 08:50:33 AM  
if ever a head mounted GoPro was called for.
 
2014-09-02 08:55:59 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-09-02 08:56:48 AM  
There is a guy who wants to make a statement.

Not sure what that statement is, but it is a statement.
 
2014-09-02 08:58:35 AM  

Laobaojun: There is a guy who wants to make a statement.

Not sure what that statement is, but it is a statement.


Something akin to telling the universe, "You can't fire me, I quit!"
 
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