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(YouTube) Video Aww, look at the cute squirrel eating nuts and seeds off of the little stone table I built. OMG, nooooooo   (youtube.com ) divider line
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2014-09-01 09:29:15 PM  
... and they were married.
 
2014-09-01 10:44:43 PM  
Congrats, subby.
Your GoPro is now a Squirrel Fleshlight™.
 
2014-09-01 11:19:42 PM  
That was so unpleasant...bleargh.
 
2014-09-01 11:24:48 PM  
OK, that was pleasantly random and amusing.
 
2014-09-01 11:41:19 PM  
lulz

Look at that little horndog go :-D
 
2014-09-01 11:43:02 PM  
"FREE NUTS MUST SEX"
 
2014-09-02 12:13:27 AM  
Later at the local pub he told the story to his friends
img.fark.net
 
2014-09-02 12:15:04 AM  
Poor form squirrel.
You should at least wait until the third date before you engage in those types of activities.
 
2014-09-02 12:54:40 AM  
I thought it was going to be the one posted on Reddit earlier today. The Black Squirrel comes along and eats the grey Squirrel alive.
 
2014-09-02 01:35:50 AM  

borg: I thought it was going to be the one posted on Reddit earlier today. The Black Squirrel comes along and eats the grey Squirrel alive.


Link?
/lazy
 
2014-09-02 01:49:26 AM  
...and fade to white.
 
2014-09-02 01:50:56 AM  

CipollinaFan: You should at least wait until the third date before you engage in those types of activities.


What are you talking about? That squirrel left and came back like four times before getting it on with a camera. I think each of those times counts as a "date" in squirrel-years.
 
2014-09-02 05:17:39 AM  
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up...
 
2014-09-02 06:39:13 AM  

2xhelix: Later at the local pub he told the story to his friends
[img.fark.net image 300x241]


i.imgflip.com
 
2014-09-02 07:28:59 AM  
reported
 
2014-09-02 07:43:56 AM  
Ok, I was expecting a hawk, so that got me...
 
2014-09-02 08:54:42 AM  
The "Fark feeds our squirrel ..." notice was unintentionally funny at the top of that page
 
2014-09-02 08:59:46 AM  

fearmongert: Ok, I was expecting a hawk, so that got me...


Likewise.
 
2014-09-02 09:22:48 AM  
Bah, it's nothing without the money shot that blurs the lens.
 
2014-09-02 09:23:25 AM  
That was warped.

I LOLed.

/Dude!  NSFW!
 
2014-09-02 09:24:03 AM  
Everyone who clicks this is re-victimizing that go pro.


Where are our Fark Moral Tutors when we really need them?
 
2014-09-02 09:28:42 AM  
The fappenning 2.
 
2014-09-02 09:40:03 AM  
img.fark.net

You may have had to wash squirrel splooge off of your GoPro.
 
2014-09-02 09:50:27 AM  
Even in the animal kingdom, buying dinner first is proper etiquette
 
2014-09-02 09:56:12 AM  

Reyito: Everyone who clicks this is re-victimizing that go pro.

Where are our Fark Moral Tutors when we really need them?


I did not hear the GoPro say "no".  Did you?
 
2014-09-02 10:19:34 AM  
Rhythmic slapping noises indeed
 
2014-09-02 10:22:49 AM  

Summoner101: Even in the animal kingdom, buying dinner first is proper etiquette


I was going to say at least they had dinner and a movie first.  So romance isn't completely dead.
 
2014-09-02 10:51:50 AM  
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img.fark.net
 
2014-09-02 11:46:35 AM  
Why is this so shocking?  He's just trying to get his nut.
 
2014-09-02 11:51:44 AM  
Some folks have a thing for AV equipment.

cdn.gifbay.com
 
2014-09-02 12:15:22 PM  
Talk about a 40 lbs box of nuts
 
2014-09-02 12:17:27 PM  

Tyrosine: Some folks have a thing for AV equipment.

[cdn.gifbay.com image 400x233]


Must be an appliantologist.

/Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?
 
2014-09-02 12:29:14 PM  
i466.photobucket.com?
 
2014-09-02 12:31:21 PM  

moeburn: [i466.photobucket.com image 314x399]?


Reported.  Innapropiate content for this site.

/Video was pretty funny
// Both sad & glad there it wouldn't make a screenshot or gif.
 
2014-09-02 12:36:14 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: /Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?


No, ah, not yet.
 
2014-09-02 01:04:35 PM  
A simple cheap meal followed by 12 seconds of rapid humping.

My dating life has more in common with a squirrel than I thought.  Hmm.
 
2014-09-02 01:44:33 PM  
he just had to bust a nut inside your eye to show you where he's coming from.
 
2014-09-02 01:58:13 PM  
I LARFED.
 
2014-09-02 02:20:09 PM  
I wasn't the squirrels fault. You should have seen what the GoPro was wearing. It was begging for it.
 
2014-09-02 02:55:59 PM  
The Republicans warned us this king of thing would happen...
 
2014-09-02 03:15:06 PM  

Whatthefark: I wasn't the squirrels fault. You should have seen what the GoPro was wearing. It was begging for it.


Reported!

/betcha didn't know it was a female GoPro!
 
2014-09-02 03:33:46 PM  
Now we finally know what the White Witch's minions did with Aslan's corpse.
 
2014-09-02 05:15:59 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Whatthefark: I wasn't the squirrels fault. You should have seen what the GoPro was wearing. It was begging for it.

Reported!

/betcha didn't know it was a female GoPro!


You mean it's not short for GoProstitute?
 
2014-09-02 07:10:00 PM  

moeburn: [i466.photobucket.com image 314x399]?


reported!!!!
 
2014-09-02 09:41:13 PM  
That last nut was a slippery one.
 
2014-09-02 10:34:34 PM  

2xhelix: Later at the local pub he told the story to his friends
[img.fark.net image 300x241]


"I f*cked a camera, Larry. I'm not proud of it but, dammit, I'm lonely."
 
2014-09-03 01:43:23 AM  
Dinner and a show.
 
2014-09-03 02:43:24 AM  
This is the best I could do: http://tinyurl.com/q4cfmut
 
2014-09-03 04:36:20 AM  
Am I the only one who expected a witch to kill the squirrel as a way to save humanity?
 
2014-09-03 04:59:36 PM  
Seeds for seed?
 
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