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(Des Moines Register)   Yet another reason to put the phone down while driving: you might just get a guardrail pole through your ass   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 54
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2014-09-01 09:01:58 PM
GRIMFA 🙀⬅💥🚗 LOL
 
2014-09-01 09:15:34 PM
good
 
2014-09-01 09:32:05 PM
Um, why do they put that pic in there? The old scrambled Playboy channel was better than that.
 
2014-09-01 09:37:30 PM
I've wished it on many, good to see it actually happens from time to time.
 
2014-09-01 09:54:35 PM
"It was a million to one, Doc."

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-09-01 10:10:55 PM
Damn near killed her.
 
2014-09-01 11:17:38 PM
Good. Don't text and drive you morons.
 
2014-09-01 11:20:15 PM

Mugato: "It was a million to one, Doc."

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Thank god I live alone, laughed way to hard at that
 
2014-09-01 11:20:34 PM
Oh great, now all the dumb batches will want them too.
 
2014-09-01 11:23:10 PM

walktoanarcade: Oh great, now all the dumb batches will want them too.


Dumb batches of what?
 
2014-09-01 11:24:46 PM
Ow.
 
2014-09-01 11:25:37 PM

fusillade762: walktoanarcade: Oh great, now all the dumb batches will want them too.

Dumb batches of what?


Cookies, what else?


Yup.
 
2014-09-01 11:26:07 PM

"Ma'am, would you like to keep the core sample? We can refrigerate it for you..."

 
2014-09-01 11:26:45 PM
It's ok, I'm really careful when I do it.
 
2014-09-01 11:27:24 PM

basemetal: I've wished it on many, good to see it actually happens from time to time.


I would settle for them to just get a ticket and a nice fine. A pole up the arse is a bit severe.
 
2014-09-01 11:28:32 PM

fusillade762: walktoanarcade: Oh great, now all the dumb batches will want them too.

Dumb batches of what?


Dumb Batches of Oats, the new Millennial vegan cereal. Honey involves animal slavery, and "bunch", given its Middle English origins, implies class inequity - this, however, was greeted with the usual mild sardonic amusement by the focus group, and so they went with this name.
 
2014-09-01 11:32:32 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-09-01 11:33:14 PM
If you're going to drive like that, we're going to need a whole lot more lube.

img.fark.net
 
2014-09-01 11:34:55 PM
www.moviequotesandmore.com
Better than being shot in the buttocks...
 
2014-09-01 11:35:06 PM
Can someone mail me a new comb?

FCI ENGLEWOOD
C/O Milorad Blagojevich
9595 WEST QUINCY AVENUE
LITTLETON, CO  80123
 
2014-09-01 11:36:08 PM

BitwiseShift: If you're going to drive like that, we're going to need a whole lot more lube.

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I think astroglide would be more appropriate.
 
2014-09-01 11:36:29 PM

basemetal: I've wished it on many, good to see it actually happens from time to time.


Wow, you have some issues
 
2014-09-01 11:38:26 PM
Does anyone tell the truth anymore? She pretty much had to admit that she was texting to explain why she ran off the road, but 20 mph? Really?
 
2014-09-01 11:40:04 PM

Guilty_plea_bargain: I think astroglide would be more appropriate.


A 55 gal drum of Astroglide costs more than the GNP of some countries!
 
2014-09-01 11:41:09 PM

BitwiseShift: A 55 gal


Reported!
 
2014-09-01 11:47:42 PM
Came for all the smug haters who have never broken a law in their lives.

Leaving bemused and somewhat uplifted.
 
2014-09-01 11:49:10 PM

Rod Blagojevich: Can someone mail me a new comb?

FCI ENGLEWOOD
C/O Milorad Blagojevich
9595 WEST QUINCY AVENUE
LITTLETON, CO  80123


img.fark.net

/just helping
 
2014-09-01 11:52:28 PM
What a shiat-ass website. So many ads, request for my location, animated GIFs, fancy drop down menu, etc., completely locked up my phone twice. Can we just farking nuke these people who make mobile websites that handle mobile devices worse than the desktop version? Or at least punish the submitters and modmins?

Back on topic, I saw pics from a girl who once learned not to drink and drive the hard way... She was in an 80s Bronco, and hit someone's chain link fence. It was one of those 4 foot jobs, so the top was about headlight height, went in through the passenger's side headlight, up under the hood, ounces into the cabin through the glove box, bent, and punched out through the back side window on the driver's side. She said it missed impaling her head by about 4 inches. The farking pictures were insane. Like I said, she learned her lesson from it...

I also saw pics when I took traffic school years ago, there were some brutal pictures of guardrails that had punched through cars. As a result, most guardrails have been redesigned and fold back behind so that people won't get killed by the safety devices.
 
2014-09-01 11:53:10 PM

Big Ramifications: Came for all the smug haters who have never broken a law in their lives.

Leaving bemused and somewhat uplifted.


so much for the golden future, we can't even Fark

I've had every promise broken, but at least I got the Farrrrrrk

You don't know what it's like, you don't pay your Total  Farker dues

if you did you'd find yourselves, *oh wait*..

*solo*
 
2014-09-01 11:53:44 PM
I'll bet her anus now qualifies as remarkable.
 
2014-09-02 12:04:07 AM
I wonder if she asked for liposuction on her hips while they were at it.
 
2014-09-02 12:07:08 AM
Can you spear me now?
 
2014-09-02 12:10:42 AM

MadAzza: It's ok, I'm really careful when I do it.


I actually drive better after a few texts.
 
2014-09-02 12:15:08 AM
Oh, so it's the old, "I got a pole rammed up my ass....again" excuse. And you expect me to buy it.
 
2014-09-02 12:35:55 AM

Guilty_plea_bargain: BitwiseShift: If you're going to drive like that, we're going to need a whole lot more lube.

[img.fark.net image 208x242]

I think astroglide would be more appropriate.


Chevy Astroglide?
 
2014-09-02 12:50:56 AM

jtown: I'll bet her anus now qualifies as remarkable.


Both of them.
 
2014-09-02 01:03:08 AM
Subby, you can't shame me. I did it for love.
 
2014-09-02 01:10:56 AM

Rod Blagojevich: Can someone mail me a new comb?


i.imgur.com

R.I.P. LEND ME YOUR COMB
 
2014-09-02 01:16:34 AM

Somacandra: Rod Blagojevich: Can someone mail me a new comb?

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R.I.P. LEND ME YOUR COMB


www.allhatnocattle.net

We'll be greeted as expectorators.

/yep...he spit on his comb then combed his hair. On camera.
 
2014-09-02 01:20:15 AM

Big Ramifications: Came for all the smug haters who have never broken a law in their lives.

Leaving bemused and somewhat uplifted.


Are you white-knighting her in the hopes that she'll let you put your pole in her ass?
 
2014-09-02 01:22:24 AM

bingethinker: Big Ramifications: Came for all the smug haters who have never broken a law in their lives.

Leaving bemused and somewhat uplifted.

Are you white-knighting her in the hopes that she'll let you put your pole in her ass?


I thought he was trying to say we weren't being as hard-assed as usual and making jokes to be sure.

Whatevs
 
2014-09-02 01:43:31 AM

fusillade762: walktoanarcade: Oh great, now all the dumb batches will want them too.

Dumb batches of what?


Dumb batches of bastages.
 
2014-09-02 02:01:32 AM

jjorsett: fusillade762: walktoanarcade: Oh great, now all the dumb batches will want them too.

Dumb batches of what?

Dumb batches of bastages.


Farging iceholes.
 
2014-09-02 03:36:52 AM
But ... but ... but!
 
2014-09-02 04:42:20 AM
Everybody's got one , but only a few have 2 or 3.

/fark politics threads have an endless supply.
 
2014-09-02 04:51:58 AM
Just because your boss ripped you a new one for being late for work doesn't mean you have to be an attention whore about it.
 
2014-09-02 07:32:05 AM
So, she's now an hors d'oeuvres?
 
2014-09-02 07:45:47 AM
That's gonna leave a mark.
 
2014-09-02 07:51:11 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: basemetal: I've wished it on many, good to see it actually happens from time to time.

I would settle for them to just get a ticket and a nice fine. A pole up the arse is a bit severe.


I don't know, people call for worse for drunk drivers and they say texting is just as bad impairment-wise.
 
2014-09-02 08:13:37 AM

HMS_Blinkin: Good. Don't text and drive you morons.


but we're still cool with driving 20 over the speed limit right..as long as you are in the left lane..no speed limit driving in that lane, we don't like that law as a society..but texting, yah stop that..
 
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