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Welcome to Fark Newsletter 2: Labor Day Boogaloo. Here's some of the crap that Farkers were up to last week.

Comment Voting

The top-voted funniest and smartest comments from last week, listed from highest number of votes down

Smartest:
Dusk-You-n-Me posted an excerpt from an article explaining white privilege
ox45tallboy talked about the current problems in law enforcement and a possible solution
Ghastly wrote a message to the GOP saying that they have a problem recognizing patterns
mrshowrules made arguments against the notions on which LordZorch said that Libertarianism is based upon
Diogenes argued that things would look different if Cheney had been right about Iraq

Funniest:
Mugato gave an opinion on an annoying fad
Sin_City_Superhero showed us what safe sex might look like (SFW)
MaudlinMutantMollusk had some philosophy to share
Mad Scientist commented about not being aloud to recline an airplane seat
minnkat did some free dental work on a mugshot

Comment Mentions

The number of comments these words were mentioned in on Fark and TotalFark last week

Comments About Booze:
Beer - 1462 comments
Wine - 449 comments
Vodka - 100 comments
Vodak - 47 comments
Whiskey - 294 comments
Tequila - 38 comments
Bourbon - 82 comments

Farkisms:
Fartbongo - 19 comments
Principal/pricipal caught sayof - 2 comments  (you have to be a TotalFarker to view this thread)
Missing Plane News Network - 21 comments
Ballsack Conundrum - 14 comments (most of them in this thread)

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2014-09-01 03:09:41 PM
I do not wish to subscribe to this newsletter.
 
2014-09-01 03:11:32 PM
I need an adult! And vodak. But mostly whiskey.
 
2014-09-01 03:11:55 PM
A little bit of the old positive reinforcement, eh, guv'nor?
 
2014-09-01 03:12:25 PM
You guys actually keep track of who gets the most funny or smrt buttons clicks ?
 
2014-09-01 03:13:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-09-01 03:13:23 PM

One Bad Apple: You guys actually keep track of who gets the most funny or smrt buttons clicks ?


Yup.
 
2014-09-01 03:13:55 PM
Why do you spell vodak vodka, n00bs? This is an outrage!
 
2014-09-01 03:14:15 PM
Suddenly a reason to click smart/funny.
 
2014-09-01 03:18:32 PM
im.ezgif.com
 
2014-09-01 03:19:02 PM

DisseminationMonkey: One Bad Apple: You guys actually keep track of who gets the most funny or smrt buttons clicks ?

Yup.


You people need to get out more.

/says Frink, who is not out.
//because he remembered to buy an extra handle before the holiday weekend.
 
2014-09-01 03:20:28 PM

Prof. Frink: You people need to get out more.


I know, I'm running out of fingers to count them on.
 
2014-09-01 03:23:13 PM

One Bad Apple: You guys actually keep track of who gets the most funny or smrt buttons clicks ?


It's almost as if these were probably already in some sort of database which maintains a relation between different types of data and is easy to query...
 
2014-09-01 03:23:58 PM

ami5000: [i.imgur.com image 357x267]


Have some pancakes....
 
2014-09-01 03:27:19 PM
poplicks.com
 
2014-09-01 03:28:37 PM

ffish: One Bad Apple: You guys actually keep track of who gets the most funny or smrt buttons clicks ?

It's almost as if these were probably already in some sort of database which maintains a relation between different types of data and is easy to query...


Might one be able to develop a language to phrase those queries in some structured way, based on, say, the English language?
 
2014-09-01 03:30:06 PM
reported
 
2014-09-01 03:30:51 PM

ffish: One Bad Apple: You guys actually keep track of who gets the most funny or smrt buttons clicks ?

It's almost as if these were probably already in some sort of database which maintains a relation between different types of data and is easy to query...


It would be all the funnier if it was an Access database.
 
2014-09-01 03:32:35 PM
Is someone breaking the rules and using Fark as their personal erotica site?

go on...
 
2014-09-01 03:35:19 PM
Is there any possibility of getting the Smart and Funny buttons on the mobile website? I can't imagine it would be too much more data to download for each page.
 
2014-09-01 03:35:59 PM
"Mad Scientist commented about not being aloud to "

Allowed?

The noisy one is right out.
 
2014-09-01 03:37:23 PM

WTF Indeed: I do not wish to subscribe to this newsletter.

2.bp.blogspot.com

It is scratched.
 
2014-09-01 03:37:54 PM
Everyone on the web needs a copy editor.
 
2014-09-01 03:38:02 PM
dr_blasto: reported

More like SORTED!

/prolly in Excel
 
2014-09-01 03:38:27 PM

DisseminationMonkey: One Bad Apple: You guys actually keep track of who gets the most funny or smrt buttons clicks ?

Yup.


But is it gluten-free?
 
2014-09-01 03:39:27 PM

cyberspacedout: Is there any possibility of getting the Smart and Funny buttons on the mobile website? I can't imagine it would be too much more data to download for each page.


I know there is work being done on the mobile site, but I'm not sure if that's included. I'll try to find out.
 
2014-09-01 03:41:12 PM

2wolves: "Mad Scientist commented about not being aloud to "

Allowed?

The noisy one is right out.


img.fark.net
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-09-01 03:58:02 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-09-01 04:04:11 PM
I for one welcome our new Fartbongo ballsack conundrum missing plane news network caught sayof
 
2014-09-01 04:18:05 PM

marius2: I for one welcome our new Fartbongo ballsack conundrum missing plane news network caught sayof


Vodak! my good sir
 
2014-09-01 04:19:04 PM
Comment Voting

Comment Mentions

Comments About Booze:

Farkisms:



Yay. For a change it wasn't me who created useless Fark post statistics.
 
2014-09-01 04:19:16 PM
i28.photobucket.com
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-09-01 05:05:49 PM
The newsletter would be better if it included the best recipe posted to Fark in the past week.
 
2014-09-01 05:18:13 PM

dr_blasto: reported


Totally able-ist headline
 
2014-09-01 05:52:32 PM

Snarfangel: WTF Indeed: I do not wish to subscribe to this newsletter.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 687x538]

It is scratched.


Uh, no, no, this... uh... tobacconist.
 
2014-09-01 06:03:33 PM
cc_rider: [i28.photobucket.com image 402x604]

Obligatory. ( and this should have been at the top of the thread!)
 
2014-09-01 06:23:29 PM
We get it Drew likes to drink but please explain why the politics tab is so jacked up.
 
2014-09-01 06:33:43 PM

cgraves67: Suddenly a reason to click smart/funny.


Yeah, I often forget

mark12A: A little bit of the old positive reinforcement, eh, guv'nor?


Well if it encourages posters to give a bit thought to what they say, I'm all for it

DisseminationMonkey: One Bad Apple: You guys actually keep track of who gets the most funny or smrt buttons clicks ?

Yup.


If follow the precedent of Buzzfeed and Cracked, lists should have 10 items ...
 
2014-09-01 07:02:35 PM

mjjt: cgraves67: Suddenly a reason to click smart/funny.

Yeah, I often forget

mark12A: A little bit of the old positive reinforcement, eh, guv'nor?

Well if it encourages posters to give a bit thought to what they say, I'm all for it

DisseminationMonkey: One Bad Apple: You guys actually keep track of who gets the most funny or smrt buttons clicks ?

Yup.

If follow the precedent of Buzzfeed and Cracked, lists should have 10 items ...


Six items over two pages.
 
2014-09-01 07:02:37 PM
Mad Scientist commented about not being aloud to recline an airplane seat.
minnkat did some free dental work on a mugshot.


Okay, both of those made me LOL.
 
2014-09-01 07:05:10 PM

WTF Indeed: I do not wish to subscribe to this newsletter.

 
2014-09-01 07:12:20 PM
I still laugh when ever I see the ermahgerd meme, probably my favorite. =)
chan.catiewayne.com
 
2014-09-01 07:34:14 PM
img.fark.net
i have no idea what's going on anymore.
 
2014-09-01 07:40:49 PM
I'm into statistics so I'm really getting a kick out of this.

/amidoingitright?
//slashy
 
2014-09-01 07:53:12 PM
OMG this is weird. And kinda fun. But mostly weird.

/ yes that's what my wife says
// and your mother
 
2014-09-01 08:08:32 PM

cyberspacedout: Is there any possibility of getting the Smart and Funny buttons on the mobile website? I can't imagine it would be too much more data to download for each page.


They are working on getting some voting buttons on mobile, so that's nice.
 
2014-09-01 08:10:19 PM

chicken_little: cyberspacedout: Is there any possibility of getting the Smart and Funny buttons on the mobile website? I can't imagine it would be too much more data to download for each page.

They are working on getting some voting buttons on mobile, so that's nice.


Cool!
 
2014-09-01 08:46:25 PM
This newsletter is the best idea you guys have had since "Shirt it!"  Keep up the good work!
 
2014-09-01 08:55:18 PM

Mr. Breeze: OMG this is weird. And kinda fun. But mostly weird.

/ yes that's what my wife says
// and your mother


reported
 
2014-09-01 08:57:37 PM

Boo_Guy: I still laugh when ever I see the ermahgerd meme, probably my favorite. =)
[chan.catiewayne.com image 625x622]


I concur.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-09-01 08:58:50 PM

chicken_little: cyberspacedout: Is there any possibility of getting the Smart and Funny buttons on the mobile website? I can't imagine it would be too much more data to download for each page.

They are working on getting some voting buttons on mobile, so that's nice.


Woohoo! No more switching to the full site for voting.
 
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