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2014-09-01 12:30:06 PM  
plug tag was made for this story
 
2014-09-01 01:16:44 PM  
And not one year in jail likely. We should just decriminalize it already.
 
2014-09-01 01:35:29 PM  
Had to laugh at the 'How To Become A Teacher' link at the bottom of the page.
 
2014-09-01 01:36:28 PM  

OregonVet: And not one year in jail likely. We should just decriminalize it already.


That's because all of parties involved were female.
 
2014-09-01 01:40:15 PM  
FTA: He told her that she had "a dancer's body," they were "soul mates" and he was in love with her, and he once barged into her office, slammed his hands on her desk, and said, "Let's have an affair," according to Panfilo's complaint to the Division of Human Rights.

And they say romance is dead!
 
2014-09-01 01:42:07 PM  
Horndog High? That's the best euphemism they can come up with?
 
2014-09-01 01:42:13 PM  
FTA: The most recent alleged victim, whose name is being withheld by The Post, said he and Mahoney engaged in multiple trysts in her car, beginning last fall after she approached him in the gym and offered to coach him in basketball.

iheartscotch: OregonVet: And not one year in jail likely. We should just decriminalize it already.

That's because all of parties involved were female.


Run that one by me again?
 
2014-09-01 01:43:48 PM  

zulius: Horndog High? That's the best euphemism they can come up with?


Look, we're dealing with Fox News and the NY Post. I thought that was a pretty fair attempt.
 
2014-09-01 01:45:04 PM  
Also amusing:

"We were never boyfriend-girlfriend," he said. "It was cool. I knew it wasn't going anywhere. I told my best friend and like three kids."
Their reactions?
"How awesome - good job," he said.
 
2014-09-01 01:48:09 PM  

StrikitRich: FTA: The most recent alleged victim, whose name is being withheld by The Post, said he and Mahoney engaged in multiple trysts in her car, beginning last fall after she approached him in the gym and offered to coach him in basketball.

iheartscotch: OregonVet: And not one year in jail likely. We should just decriminalize it already.

That's because all of parties involved were female.

Run that one by me again?


That's how it was at my catholic high school. The girl's basketball coach, who was a lady, got caught with a female student. The resulting investigation turned up have a dozen other girls that the coach had messed around with.
 
2014-09-01 01:51:18 PM  
Need pics before I can decide on "outraged" or "meh".
 
2014-09-01 01:52:34 PM  
Is it against the new policy to state that I'm gonna need to see a pic of the coach before I figure out how outraged to be?
 
2014-09-01 02:09:57 PM  
Butt plug tag?
 
2014-09-01 02:12:04 PM  
FFS, subby!  Link to the actual article.

/Fox link to a link, my ass
//or your ass
/// <-- three
 
2014-09-01 02:17:58 PM  
Well, I only hope they didn't use protection.
 
2014-09-01 02:20:18 PM  

iheartscotch: StrikitRich: FTA: The most recent alleged victim, whose name is being withheld by The Post, said he and Mahoney engaged in multiple trysts in her car, beginning last fall after she approached him in the gym and offered to coach him in basketball.

iheartscotch: OregonVet: And not one year in jail likely. We should just decriminalize it already.

That's because all of parties involved were female.

Run that one by me again?

That's how it was at my catholic high school. The girl's basketball coach, who was a lady, got caught with a female student. The resulting investigation turned up have a dozen other girls that the coach had messed around with.


Insert Henny Youngman punchline here.
 
2014-09-01 02:46:48 PM  
Equality says she should get a long prison sentence and then be a life-long sex offender on the registry.

But who are we kidding? That won't happen

/In before REPORTED
 
2014-09-01 04:12:41 PM  

theorellior: FTA: He told her that she had "a dancer's body," they were "soul mates" and he was in love with her, and he once barged into her office, slammed his hands on her desk, and said, "Let's have an affair," according to Panfilo's complaint to the Division of Human Rights.

And they say romance is dead!


He's straddling the line between "sensitive New Man" and "dynamic, 'take charge' guy" because he's heard at various times that that's what women want, and if he can be both, well, all the better, right?  And despite geographic stereotypes, he avoided "How's about you and me hittin' the town, dollface?"
 
2014-09-02 01:13:22 AM  
Misandry +1

Fark: fighting people with testicles one greenlight at a time.
 
2014-09-02 05:13:55 AM  

Meesterjojo: Misandry +1

Fark: fighting people with testicles one greenlight at a time.


img.fark.net

M'Sandry.
 
2014-09-02 05:08:18 PM  
 
2014-09-02 05:12:02 PM  
Whups... how come I didn't see that on the b00bies?

Derp.
 
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