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(ABC)   Looks like ISIS is about to get some... *puts on sunglasses*... Kurds in their way   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 120
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2014-08-31 08:40:25 PM  
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
 
2014-08-31 09:01:48 PM  
Pretty cheesy, subby. No whey you came up with that out of the blue.

/getting the low hanging fruit out early
 
2014-08-31 09:21:04 PM  
♫ There's only one whey...There's only one whey to Iraq ♫
 
2014-08-31 09:56:06 PM  
THe whole "Kurds and Whey" thing has gotten really old and tiresome.

However, I do believe that subby has finally milked it for its last drop of potential excellence here.  Please, dear modmins, let this be the end.  And please, fellow farkers, vote this up as a nice sendoff.

/not subby
//+1
 
2014-08-31 09:56:22 PM  
What do the Kurds need with a space station?
 
2014-08-31 10:25:36 PM  
Good one, submitter. +1
 
2014-08-31 10:49:35 PM  
I'm glad Germany's arms market is having a bountiful year with exports.
 
2014-08-31 10:49:55 PM  

PreMortem: What do the Kurds need with a space station?


Why does God need a starship?
 
2014-08-31 10:50:09 PM  
And so is Iran.

//War, strange bedfellows, etc...
 
2014-08-31 10:50:31 PM  
ISIS better be careful or the Dingo's will eat their babies.
 
2014-08-31 10:50:59 PM  

doyner: THe whole "Kurds and Whey" thing has gotten really old and tiresome.

However, I do believe that subby has finally milked it for its last drop of potential excellence here.  Please, dear modmins, let this be the end.  And please, fellow farkers, vote this up as a nice sendoff.

/not subby
//+1


If you can come up with any witty puns that utilize Peshmerga instead of Kurds, go right ahead.
 
2014-08-31 10:51:06 PM  
So Germany is helping to clean up America's mess. How dare "Old Europe" do such a thing!
 
2014-08-31 10:52:43 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: And so is Iran.

//War, strange bedfellows, etc...


I understand that Iran doesn't like the idea of Kurds making their own territory, but they probably prefer them to Isis.

/Enemy of my enemy.
 
2014-08-31 10:52:45 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: And so is Iran.

//War, strange bedfellows, etc...


Wouldn't it be awesome if Germany, Iran and Israel were all fighting a common enemy?
 
2014-08-31 10:55:03 PM  
I'd get in her way.

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/Isis Romero, local news anchor in San Antonio.
 
2014-08-31 10:55:37 PM  

skinink: So Germany is helping to clean up America's mess. How dare "Old Europe" do such a thing!



Its all theirs, if they want it.
We were doing our best to look the other way as it turned into a chaotic warring mess.
 
2014-08-31 10:55:40 PM  
Strange, I saw the exact same joke on Reddit about 2 hours ago.
 
2014-08-31 10:56:01 PM  
The enemy of my enemy is my friend with benefits.
 
2014-08-31 10:56:15 PM  
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Peshmerga!
 
2014-08-31 10:56:35 PM  

whatshisname: Ow! That was my feelings!: And so is Iran.

//War, strange bedfellows, etc...

Wouldn't it be awesome if Germany, Iran and Israel were all fighting a common enemy?


That's three Horsemen ... are we calling that enough, or are we going to fill the final spot?
 
2014-08-31 10:57:33 PM  

BalugaJoe: PreMortem: What do the Kurds need with a space station?

Why does God need a starship?


Because he built this city...
he built this city on rock and roll.
 
2014-08-31 10:57:48 PM  
Looks like ISIS is about to get some... *puts on sunglasses* ...Kurds in their way

Do you think they can tough it out, or will they muff it?
 
2014-08-31 10:58:51 PM  
Send a droid.
 
2014-08-31 10:59:03 PM  

PreMortem: What do the Kurds need with a space station?


Same thing I need with TF, apparently! Thanks!
 
2014-08-31 11:02:26 PM  
Outstanding! Germany is arming the Kurds. Germany also supplies weapons to Turkey. Once that ISIS episode is over and done with, Kurds and Turks are fighting each other with German weapons. Germany's involvement? Smiling. All the way to the Deutsche Bank. We've taught them well.
 
2014-08-31 11:03:31 PM  

zamboni: BalugaJoe: PreMortem: What do the Kurds need with a space station?

Why does God need a starship?

Because he built this city...
he built this city on rock and roll.


Grace Slick is Kurdish?
 
2014-08-31 11:04:10 PM  
Masterful.  Truly masterful, subby.
 
2014-08-31 11:09:52 PM  
Little Miss ISIS
Was having a crisis
Killing some Kurds today
Along came a sniper
Who struck like a viper
And left her with hell to pay
 
2014-08-31 11:11:53 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Strange, I saw the exact same joke on Reddit about 2 hours ago.


It's one of the top comments in the thread

And curiously, there's a response to that comment from a Redditor named "elchip" lamenting the lack of sunglasses in his post.

And now there's a headline on Fark that is a near verbatim copy of the Reddit post, but includes sunglasses.

Last but not least, this information is being shared with you by a Farker named "elchip".

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
 
2014-08-31 11:12:39 PM  
I hope they didn't put serial numbers on all those arms.  I'd like to buy a Panzerfaust bazooka from a pawn shop in Tikrit someday.
 
2014-08-31 11:15:45 PM  

elchip: The Angry Hand of God: Strange, I saw the exact same joke on Reddit about 2 hours ago.

It's one of the top comments in the thread

And curiously, there's a response to that comment from a Redditor named "elchip" lamenting the lack of sunglasses in his post.

And now there's a headline on Fark that is a near verbatim copy of the Reddit post, but includes sunglasses.

Last but not least, this information is being shared with you by a Farker named "elchip".

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE



Like we'll pay attention to some Spanish guy named "the chip."

Though if salsa were involved...
 
2014-08-31 11:17:19 PM  
Why won't Obama send forty billion special forces operators over there to do the job? It'd take less than a week. What are we, weak? Putin's laughing at us! You know who's fault this is - SNAP recipients. If they could just curb their appetite for glazed hams, shrimp cocktails, and salmon roe a bit there'd be more money left over for the military.
 
2014-08-31 11:18:50 PM  
Would have been funnier without the sunglasses part.
Doesn't even make sense.
Caruso doesn't just say random puns, he only says them related to murder cases.
 
2014-08-31 11:19:52 PM  
Peshmerga are taking cities left and right from ISIS. Fark, they retook like 3 more yesterday.

The US bombing campaign and giving them weapons was really all that was necessary. Once bombing in Syria starts, ISIS will be farked there. Peshmerga killed one of ISIS's top commanders this morning, too
 
2014-08-31 11:20:27 PM  

Begoggle: Would have been funnier without the sunglasses part.
Doesn't even make sense.
Caruso doesn't just say random puns, he only says them related to murder cases.


Looks like you ... *puts one sunglasses* .. just killed the joke
 
2014-08-31 11:20:38 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Why won't Obama send forty billion special forces operators over there to do the job? It'd take less than a week. What are we, weak? Putin's laughing at us! You know who's fault this is - SNAP recipients. If they could just curb their appetite for glazed hams, shrimp cocktails, and salmon roe a bit there'd be more money left over for the military.


Politics tab is ---------------------------------------------->
 
2014-08-31 11:21:07 PM  

Snarfangel: elchip: The Angry Hand of God: Strange, I saw the exact same joke on Reddit about 2 hours ago.

It's one of the top comments in the thread

And curiously, there's a response to that comment from a Redditor named "elchip" lamenting the lack of sunglasses in his post.

And now there's a headline on Fark that is a near verbatim copy of the Reddit post, but includes sunglasses.

Last but not least, this information is being shared with you by a Farker named "elchip".

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE


Like we'll pay attention to some Spanish guy named "the chip."

Though if salsa were involved...


It's German... sort of. Elch IP.

Elch is German for "moose."

IP is a common acronym for "Internet Protocol."

I like mooses. Many of my ancestors are from Germany. I am on the Internet.

Elch IP. Internet Moose.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-31 11:22:20 PM  

machoprogrammer: Peshmerga are taking cities left and right from ISIS. Fark, they retook like 3 more yesterday.

The US bombing campaign and giving them weapons was really all that was necessary. Once bombing in Syria starts, ISIS will be farked there. Peshmerga killed one of ISIS's top commanders this morning, too


ISIS? More like WASIS.
 
2014-08-31 11:22:24 PM  
European weapons proliferation.

That could never come back later to cause an issue.
 
2014-08-31 11:23:40 PM  

elchip: Snarfangel: elchip: The Angry Hand of God: Strange, I saw the exact same joke on Reddit about 2 hours ago.

It's one of the top comments in the thread

And curiously, there's a response to that comment from a Redditor named "elchip" lamenting the lack of sunglasses in his post.

And now there's a headline on Fark that is a near verbatim copy of the Reddit post, but includes sunglasses.

Last but not least, this information is being shared with you by a Farker named "elchip".

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE


Like we'll pay attention to some Spanish guy named "the chip."

Though if salsa were involved...

It's German... sort of. Elch IP.

Elch is German for "moose."

IP is a common acronym for "Internet Protocol."

I like mooses. Many of my ancestors are from Germany. I am on the Internet.

Elch IP. Internet Moose.

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elchip once bit my sister....
 
2014-08-31 11:24:24 PM  

Begoggle: Would have been funnier without the sunglasses part.
Doesn't even make sense.
Caruso doesn't just say random puns, he only says them related to murder cases.


To be fair, ISIS is like one gigantic murder case. I bet Caruso couldn't solve it.
 
2014-08-31 11:24:27 PM  

elchip: machoprogrammer: Peshmerga are taking cities left and right from ISIS. Fark, they retook like 3 more yesterday.

The US bombing campaign and giving them weapons was really all that was necessary. Once bombing in Syria starts, ISIS will be farked there. Peshmerga killed one of ISIS's top commanders this morning, too

ISIS? More like WASIS.


Oh you!
 
2014-08-31 11:26:03 PM  

machoprogrammer: Politics tab is ---------------------------------------------->


Hmm...my bad, thought I was on the Politics tab.

Well if it helps any, I was being SARCASTIC. There's no way we could send more than ten billion special operators anyway.
 
2014-08-31 11:28:22 PM  

machoprogrammer: elchip: machoprogrammer: Peshmerga are taking cities left and right from ISIS. Fark, they retook like 3 more yesterday.

The US bombing campaign and giving them weapons was really all that was necessary. Once bombing in Syria starts, ISIS will be farked there. Peshmerga killed one of ISIS's top commanders this morning, too

ISIS? More like WASIS.

Oh you!


And I more or less stole that joke from legendary comedian Dwight Eisenhower.
 
2014-08-31 11:28:45 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Why won't Obama send forty billion special forces operators over there to do the job? It'd take less than a week. What are we, weak? Putin's laughing at us! You know who's fault this is - SNAP recipients. If they could just curb their appetite for glazed hams, shrimp cocktails, and salmon roe a bit there'd be more money left over for the military.


he'll get right on it.

images.sodahead.com
 
2014-08-31 11:29:29 PM  
So what's the timeline for occupying a German-armed Kurdistan because they decided to rebel against Western meddling? Twenty years? Twenty-five? Or do these things coalesce quicker in this Information Age?
 
2014-08-31 11:29:38 PM  

elchip: machoprogrammer: Peshmerga are taking cities left and right from ISIS. Fark, they retook like 3 more yesterday.

The US bombing campaign and giving them weapons was really all that was necessary. Once bombing in Syria starts, ISIS will be farked there. Peshmerga killed one of ISIS's top commanders this morning, too

ISIS? More like WASIS.



oi39.tinypic.com
Or close enough. :)
 
2014-08-31 11:30:01 PM  
A few curds may be enough for ISIS, or may be not.

But leaving only a few Ukrainians, Poles and Baltic country national guardsmen to deal with a derange midget with lots of nukes is a much bigger mistake.
 
2014-08-31 11:30:37 PM  

elchip: Begoggle: Would have been funnier without the sunglasses part.
Doesn't even make sense.
Caruso doesn't just say random puns, he only says them related to murder cases.

To be fair, ISIS is like one gigantic murder case. I bet Caruso couldn't solve it.


I beg do differ. As has already been established in multiple detective shows, the only thing you'd need to do is take a map of Syria and shout "Enhance!" at it until it shows you exactly where Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is hiding.
 
2014-08-31 11:31:34 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: machoprogrammer: Politics tab is ---------------------------------------------->

Hmm...my bad, thought I was on the Politics tab.

Well if it helps any, I was being SARCASTIC. There's no way we could send more than ten billion special operators anyway.


The funny thing is, the US knows where they all are. So they don't need that many. They just need permission to bomb ISIS in Syria.
 
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