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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   A good grandma gives you milk and cookies when she's alive. A really great grandma gives you pot and a cell phone after she's dead   (ajc.com ) divider line
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2014-09-01 12:14:56 AM  
Meanwhile, grandpa is polishing his dildos.
 
2014-09-01 12:49:14 AM  
So was it grandma or great grandma?
 
2014-09-01 12:54:16 AM  
Farking corpse weed.

Did they not think they would be searched upon returning to prison?  What are they, high?
 
2014-09-01 12:57:53 AM  
If you close the casket the lid acts like a carburetor
 
2014-09-01 01:07:55 AM  
So they found pot, a lighter, and a cell phone on them when they got back to jail, and Sheriff Wiggum immediately jumps to the conclusion that it was hidden in the casket?
 
2014-09-01 01:10:46 AM  

gfid: Farking corpse weed.

Did they not think they would be searched upon returning to prison?  What are they, high?


Obviously, if they were even slightly intelligent, they wouldn't have been in jail in the first place.  So "thinking things through" probably isn't one of their strengths.
 
2014-09-01 01:12:29 AM  

gfid: Farking corpse weed.

Did they not think they would be searched upon returning to prison?  What are they, high?


Well they won't be now.
 
2014-09-01 01:13:52 AM  

mcnguyen: So they found pot, a lighter, and a cell phone on them when they got back to jail, and Sheriff Wiggum immediately jumps to the conclusion that it was hidden in the casket?


If that's the only time they were left unsupervised, then that would be the logical conclusion.
 
2014-09-01 01:23:36 AM  
They could've used her head as a bong, and at least been creative.
 
2014-09-01 02:02:25 AM  
"illustrates the audacity of this generation of inmates."

Of course it does. No one in previous generations would ever have thought of doing something like that.
 
2014-09-01 02:38:00 AM  
Funny, most of the people I know that toke are "conservative" senior citizens.  Of course they're against legalization.  Doesn't make a lot of sense unless they're afraid of paying taxes on it and the government is evil dontchaknow.
 
2014-09-01 02:46:08 AM  
Davis said it "illustrates the audacity stupidity of this generation of inmates."

FTFH
 
2014-09-01 04:17:24 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: Funny, most of the people I know that toke are "conservative" senior citizens.  Of course they're against legalization.  Doesn't make a lot of sense unless they're afraid of paying taxes on it and the government is evil dontchaknow.


That's surprising. I've never asked a lot of my 420 friends specifically about legalization but I always assumed if they use they'd be in favor of legalization. When the discussion has come up it's been 100% in favor.

/your hypocrite acquaintances are harshing my mellow
 
2014-09-01 04:52:58 AM  

jtown: gfid: Farking corpse weed.

Did they not think they would be searched upon returning to prison?  What are they, high?

Obviously, if they were even slightly intelligent, they wouldn't have been in jail in the first place.  So "thinking things through" probably isn't one of their strengths.


You know how I know you're white?
 
2014-09-01 05:01:41 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: Funny, most of the people I know that toke are "conservative" senior citizens.  Of course they're against legalization.  Doesn't make a lot of sense unless they're afraid of paying taxes on it and the government is evil dontchaknow.


A lot of them are afraid that government weed won't be as powerful or potent. They also fear government approved additives that may be less than healthful. A lot them also don't like the idea of a corporation like Monsanto ever becoming responsible for growing it

Lot of interesting concerns.
 
2014-09-01 05:39:46 AM  
Wow tfa makes me want to do gang symbols and signify.
 
2014-09-01 05:40:15 AM  

Hermione_Granger: Bigdogdaddy: Funny, most of the people I know that toke are "conservative" senior citizens.  Of course they're against legalization.  Doesn't make a lot of sense unless they're afraid of paying taxes on it and the government is evil dontchaknow.

A lot of them are afraid that government weed won't be as powerful or potent. They also fear government approved additives that may be less than healthful. A lot them also don't like the idea of a corporation like Monsanto ever becoming responsible for growing it

Lot of interesting concerns.


If I was a senior I wouldn't want it legal either.  Especially if I sold it.  It's not like a retired old fogey is at risk of getting caught using or dealing to other old fogeys.

/you know, unless I cared about the horrible toll the War On some Drugs takes on us all
 
2014-09-01 06:35:01 AM  

lewismarktwo: Hermione_Granger: Bigdogdaddy: Funny, most of the people I know that toke are "conservative" senior citizens.  Of course they're against legalization.  Doesn't make a lot of sense unless they're afraid of paying taxes on it and the government is evil dontchaknow.

A lot of them are afraid that government weed won't be as powerful or potent. They also fear government approved additives that may be less than healthful. A lot them also don't like the idea of a corporation like Monsanto ever becoming responsible for growing it

Lot of interesting concerns.

If I was a senior I wouldn't want it legal either.  Especially if I sold it.  It's not like a retired old fogey is at risk of getting caught using or dealing to other old fogeys.

/you know, unless I cared about the horrible toll the War On some Drugs takes on us all


I'm 71 (72 next month) and a former pot smoker. I am definitely in favor of legalization. The lessons of Prohibition seem to be lost on so many people.
 
2014-09-01 09:55:35 AM  

reubendaley: Bigdogdaddy: Funny, most of the people I know that toke are "conservative" senior citizens.  Of course they're against legalization.  Doesn't make a lot of sense unless they're afraid of paying taxes on it and the government is evil dontchaknow.

That's surprising. I've never asked a lot of my 420 friends specifically about legalization but I always assumed if they use they'd be in favor of legalization. When the discussion has come up it's been 100% in favor.

/your hypocrite acquaintances are harshing my mellow


There is a difference between legalization and decriminalization, though it is usually a libertarian who makes such a distinction.
 
2014-09-01 10:25:12 AM  

hotter than the ads: jtown: gfid: Farking corpse weed.

Did they not think they would be searched upon returning to prison?  What are they, high?

Obviously, if they were even slightly intelligent, they wouldn't have been in jail in the first place.  So "thinking things through" probably isn't one of their strengths.

You know how I know you're white?


Because it wouldn't even occur to me to have someone plant contraband in my grandmother's casket?
 
2014-09-01 10:56:23 AM  

mcnguyen: So they found pot, a lighter, and a cell phone on them when they got back to jail, and Sheriff Wiggum immediately jumps to the conclusion that it was hidden in the casket?


These losers probably stole from Grandma to get drugs while she was alive, so this is no surprise.

They were allowed to have a private viewing.  They returned from the viewing with contraband.  Unless you think the pot-fairy floated down out of the ceiling and put the stuff in their pockets to comfort them in their time of sorrow, the casket is where it was stashed.
 
2014-09-01 11:31:15 AM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2014-09-01 02:02:36 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 650x346]


I'd like to see some Tumblr SJW Ultrafeminists rally against the society notion that it's just 'par for the course' for men to get ass raped while in prison.  It's a trope for farks sake.  HAHA, violent rape, but it's men so whatevs.
 
2014-09-01 02:05:33 PM  
*societal
 
2014-09-01 02:17:47 PM  

lewismarktwo: Tumblr SJW Ultrafeminists r


Go back to 4chan dude.
 
2014-09-01 05:16:29 PM  

whidbey: lewismarktwo: Tumblr SJW Ultrafeminists r

Go back to 4chan dude.


Are you denying the existence of Tumblr SJW Ultrafeminists?  Never liked 4chan.  Too many furries and weaboos.
 
2014-09-01 05:22:06 PM  

lewismarktwo: Never liked 4chan.


So you couldn't even make your shtick happen there. That's Omegatastic.
 
2014-09-01 11:32:44 PM  

whidbey: lewismarktwo: Never liked 4chan.

So you couldn't even make your shtick happen there. That's Omegatastic.


Dodging the question eh?  You're so cute.
 
2014-09-01 11:39:23 PM  

lewismarktwo: whidbey: lewismarktwo: Never liked 4chan.

So you couldn't even make your shtick happen there. That's Omegatastic.

Dodging the question eh?  You're so cute.


I'm sure someone banned from 4chan like you thinks so.
 
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