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2014-08-31 06:48:14 PM  
You'd think "doesn't pop open during a rollover accident" would be a design requirement. Alas, I think they're mostly dressed up to look tough and discourage potential attacks.
 
2014-08-31 07:28:32 PM  
The highway in Rhode Island, eh? Did the state's five residents come out to gawk?
 
2014-08-31 07:30:50 PM  
Here's a thought. Store the money in a safe inside the armored car. Otherwise it's just an overly accesorized Hummer.
 
2014-08-31 07:39:59 PM  

doomjesse: Here's a thought. Store the money in a safe inside the armored car. Otherwise it's just an overly accesorized Hummer.


Also, getting tumbled around with large bags of coins in a rollover can't possibly enhance the experience.
 
2014-08-31 07:42:02 PM  

wildcardjack: You'd think "doesn't pop open during a rollover accident" would be a design requirement. Alas, I think they're mostly dressed up to look tough and discourage potential attacks.


*jots down notes for future reference*
 
2014-08-31 07:42:12 PM  
Witnesses reported seeing dozens of Foxy Lady strippers rushing to pick up the loose money.
 
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2014-08-31 07:47:30 PM  
It was heading towards Lincoln Chafee's contributors.
 
2014-08-31 07:54:32 PM  
The 6-10 Connector (they were on the 10 part) is the worst road in the entire state, both from a maintenance and design standpoint.  And that's saying something, as bad as most of the roads in Rhody are.

\that curve sucks, because there's little to no time to realize you're about to miss the I-95 exit coming out of it.
 
2014-08-31 07:55:55 PM  

wildcardjack: You'd think "doesn't pop open during a rollover accident" would be a design requirement. Alas, I think they're mostly dressed up to look tough and discourage potential attacks.


yeah seriously - how lame of an armored car heist movie is that?


Robber 1 "it's locked, we are never getting into this!"
Robber 2 "We have to get this up to 30 mph so we can roll it!"
Robber 1 "What?!"
Robber 2 "It's the only weakness, a small, slow tumble onto it's side.."
 
2014-08-31 07:58:07 PM  
Evidently the cash wasn't strapped in.
 
2014-08-31 08:18:20 PM  

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"Hey guys, what's going on in here?"

 
2014-08-31 08:45:48 PM  

skinink: Witnesses reported seeing dozens of Foxy Lady strippers rushing to pick up the loose money.


Sadly, the "Dangerous Curves Ahead" billboard is no more. I guess the Foxy Lady's public service budget got cut.
 
2014-08-31 11:15:17 PM  

wildcardjack: You'd think "doesn't pop open during a rollover accident" would be a design requirement. Alas, I think they're mostly dressed up to look tough and discourage potential attacks.


The article says the doors were opened to get to the crewman.
 
2014-09-01 01:41:27 AM  
Came for Curt Schilling ... You seem to have that covered.
 
2014-09-01 01:46:39 AM  
Unemployed in Rhode Island?

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2014-09-01 04:16:47 AM  

ka1axy: skinink: Witnesses reported seeing dozens of Foxy Lady strippers rushing to pick up the loose money.

Sadly, the "Dangerous Curves Ahead" billboard is no more. I guess the Foxy Lady's public service budget got cut.


Is that the same place that had the Legs and Eggs brunch special?
 
2014-09-01 04:18:35 AM  

MassAsster: wildcardjack: You'd think "doesn't pop open during a rollover accident" would be a design requirement. Alas, I think they're mostly dressed up to look tough and discourage potential attacks.

yeah seriously - how lame of an armored car heist movie is that?


Robber 1 "it's locked, we are never getting into this!"
Robber 2 "We have to get this up to 30 mph so we can roll it!"
Robber 1 "What?!"
Robber 2 "It's the only weakness, a small, slow tumble onto it's side.."


If I were Robber 1, I'd totally drop a dime on Robber 2 the instant he put that apostrophe in "it's".
 
2014-09-01 08:21:16 AM  

Prof. Frink: MassAsster: wildcardjack: You'd think "doesn't pop open during a rollover accident" would be a design requirement. Alas, I think they're mostly dressed up to look tough and discourage potential attacks.

yeah seriously - how lame of an armored car heist movie is that?


Robber 1 "it's locked, we are never getting into this!"
Robber 2 "We have to get this up to 30 mph so we can roll it!"
Robber 1 "What?!"
Robber 2 "It's the only weakness, a small, slow tumble onto it's side.."

If I were Robber 1, I'd totally drop a dime on Robber 2 the instant he put that apostrophe in "it's".


Yeah yeah, predictive text wins again..
 
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