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2014-08-31 06:49:16 PM
TFA comments went as well as one would expect.

How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

Staff at the Jus' Beachy Bar on Ocean Shore Boulevard claimed they refused to serve alcohol to 54-year-old Faisal Albagdadi and 30-year-old Ahmed Hindi after they walked into the bar already drunk.

Also.  If you're worried they are radical Muslims, there is something in that particular sentence you should likely pay attention to.
 
2014-08-31 08:20:30 PM

I_Am_Weasel: TFA comments went as well as one would expect.

How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

Staff at the Jus' Beachy Bar on Ocean Shore Boulevard claimed they refused to serve alcohol to 54-year-old Faisal Albagdadi and 30-year-old Ahmed Hindi after they walked into the bar already drunk.

Also.  If you're worried they are radical Muslims, there is something in that particular sentence you should likely pay attention to.


You know who else used to drink and hang out in strip clubs in South Florida?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-08-31 08:48:11 PM

Red Shirt Blues: I_Am_Weasel: TFA comments went as well as one would expect.

How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

Staff at the Jus' Beachy Bar on Ocean Shore Boulevard claimed they refused to serve alcohol to 54-year-old Faisal Albagdadi and 30-year-old Ahmed Hindi after they walked into the bar already drunk.

Also.  If you're worried they are radical Muslims, there is something in that particular sentence you should likely pay attention to.

You know who else used to drink and hang out in strip clubs in South Florida?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x647]


Yeaaaahhh....I don't think those guys were getting falling-down-making-beheading-threats drunk, though.
 
2014-08-31 08:50:38 PM
Shelly West on Jose Cuervo?
 
2014-08-31 08:50:53 PM

Red Shirt Blues: I_Am_Weasel: TFA comments went as well as one would expect.

How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

Staff at the Jus' Beachy Bar on Ocean Shore Boulevard claimed they refused to serve alcohol to 54-year-old Faisal Albagdadi and 30-year-old Ahmed Hindi after they walked into the bar already drunk.

Also.  If you're worried they are radical Muslims, there is something in that particular sentence you should likely pay attention to.

You know who else used to drink and hang out in strip clubs in South Florida?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x647]


Frank Sinatra?
 
2014-08-31 08:51:55 PM

Red Shirt Blues: I_Am_Weasel: TFA comments went as well as one would expect.

How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

Staff at the Jus' Beachy Bar on Ocean Shore Boulevard claimed they refused to serve alcohol to 54-year-old Faisal Albagdadi and 30-year-old Ahmed Hindi after they walked into the bar already drunk.

Also.  If you're worried they are radical Muslims, there is something in that particular sentence you should likely pay attention to.

You know who else used to drink and hang out in strip clubs in South Florida?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x647]


Isn't that jerry Seinfeld ?
 
2014-08-31 08:54:24 PM
What kind of bar patron can't handle two drunk bungholes?
 
2014-08-31 08:54:48 PM
How did they not get labeled terrorist and shipped off to Gitmo?
Oh yea just just drunk idiots.
 
2014-08-31 08:55:06 PM
Florida, where even the Muslims drive drunk
 
2014-08-31 08:56:03 PM
FTA :

Albagdadi was uncooperative and threatened to "kidnap an American and behead him, once he's released from jail."

Oh, how original.
 
2014-08-31 09:01:57 PM

Red Shirt Blues: I_Am_Weasel: TFA comments went as well as one would expect.

How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

Staff at the Jus' Beachy Bar on Ocean Shore Boulevard claimed they refused to serve alcohol to 54-year-old Faisal Albagdadi and 30-year-old Ahmed Hindi after they walked into the bar already drunk.

Also.  If you're worried they are radical Muslims, there is something in that particular sentence you should likely pay attention to.

You know who else used to drink and hang out in strip clubs in South Florida?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x647]


Ormond Beach, Volusia county is not South Florida.
 
2014-08-31 09:11:50 PM

I_Am_Weasel: TFA comments went as well as one would expect.

How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

Staff at the Jus' Beachy Bar on Ocean Shore Boulevard claimed they refused to serve alcohol to 54-year-old Faisal Albagdadi and 30-year-old Ahmed Hindi after they walked into the bar already drunk.

Also.  If you're worried they are radical Muslims, there is something in that particular sentence you should likely pay attention to.


may want to zip up, your apologist is showing.
 
2014-08-31 09:12:37 PM
Reads article.. Yep, that'll get ya felony assault charges
 
2014-08-31 09:16:10 PM
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!!
 
2014-08-31 09:17:12 PM
Faisal Albagdadi

2.bp.blogspot.com

If that guy threatens to have you beheaded you'd probably better take the threat seriously.
 
2014-08-31 09:19:18 PM
Faisal Albagdadi - Hey, isn't the that the guy we've been looking for, Al Quaida's No.2?
Ahmed Hindi - And isn't that the name of the bad guy in the Koran? Or the guy who killed Ben Ghazi?
These sound like some dangerous Musselmen.
 
2014-08-31 09:21:38 PM

Red Shirt Blues: I_Am_Weasel: TFA comments went as well as one would expect.

How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

Staff at the Jus' Beachy Bar on Ocean Shore Boulevard claimed they refused to serve alcohol to 54-year-old Faisal Albagdadi and 30-year-old Ahmed Hindi after they walked into the bar already drunk.

Also.  If you're worried they are radical Muslims, there is something in that particular sentence you should likely pay attention to.

You know who else used to drink and hang out in strip clubs in South Florida?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x647]


The Duggars?
 
2014-08-31 09:22:20 PM
Sounds like my kind of party!!!!
 
2014-08-31 09:22:39 PM

Hector Remarkable: Faisal Albagdadi - Hey, isn't the that the guy we've been looking for, Al Quaida's No.2?
Ahmed Hindi - And isn't that the name of the bad guy in the Koran? Or the guy who killed Ben Ghazi?
These sound like some dangerous Musselmen.


What's apple sauce got to do with it?
 
2014-08-31 09:26:16 PM
"Winona Ryder is Jewish, you can't tell by that."

Maybe he rolled his eyes when he said it. Too soon, but still could be sarcasm.
 
2014-08-31 09:28:36 PM

Guilty_plea_bargain: Hector Remarkable: Faisal Albagdadi - Hey, isn't the that the guy we've been looking for, Al Quaida's No.2?
Ahmed Hindi - And isn't that the name of the bad guy in the Koran? Or the guy who killed Ben Ghazi?
These sound like some dangerous Musselmen.

What's apple sauce got to do with it?


It's just a second hand accompaniment

/sorry
 
2014-08-31 09:32:34 PM

Hector Remarkable: Faisal Albagdadi - Hey, isn't the that the guy we've been looking for, Al Quaida's No.2?


I thought he was the head of ISIS (thus my I-thought-I-was-being-witty post) but it turns out that's Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
 
2014-08-31 09:32:56 PM

johnny_vegas: I_Am_Weasel: TFA comments went as well as one would expect.

How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

Staff at the Jus' Beachy Bar on Ocean Shore Boulevard claimed they refused to serve alcohol to 54-year-old Faisal Albagdadi and 30-year-old Ahmed Hindi after they walked into the bar already drunk.

Also.  If you're worried they are radical Muslims, there is something in that particular sentence you should likely pay attention to.

may want to zip up, your apologist is showing.


That doesn't even make sense.

Did you even read the comments?
 
2014-08-31 09:36:48 PM

I_Am_Weasel: johnny_vegas: I_Am_Weasel: TFA comments went as well as one would expect.

How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

Staff at the Jus' Beachy Bar on Ocean Shore Boulevard claimed they refused to serve alcohol to 54-year-old Faisal Albagdadi and 30-year-old Ahmed Hindi after they walked into the bar already drunk.

Also.  If you're worried they are radical Muslims, there is something in that particular sentence you should likely pay attention to.

may want to zip up, your apologist is showing.

That doesn't even make sense.

Did you even read the comments?


Comments? I didn't even read TFA.
 
2014-08-31 09:39:59 PM

johnny_vegas: I_Am_Weasel: johnny_vegas: I_Am_Weasel: TFA comments went as well as one would expect.

How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

Staff at the Jus' Beachy Bar on Ocean Shore Boulevard claimed they refused to serve alcohol to 54-year-old Faisal Albagdadi and 30-year-old Ahmed Hindi after they walked into the bar already drunk.

Also.  If you're worried they are radical Muslims, there is something in that particular sentence you should likely pay attention to.

may want to zip up, your apologist is showing.

That doesn't even make sense.

Did you even read the comments?

Comments? I didn't even read TFA.


Damn it!   I got "welcome to fark"ed.

You win.   This time...
 
2014-08-31 09:41:46 PM

I_Am_Weasel: How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?


When you have a middle eastern name and threaten to behead someone, people will generally categorize you into the appropriate group.
 
2014-08-31 09:46:02 PM

theflatline: Red Shirt Blues: I_Am_Weasel: TFA comments went as well as one would expect.

How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

Staff at the Jus' Beachy Bar on Ocean Shore Boulevard claimed they refused to serve alcohol to 54-year-old Faisal Albagdadi and 30-year-old Ahmed Hindi after they walked into the bar already drunk.

Also.  If you're worried they are radical Muslims, there is something in that particular sentence you should likely pay attention to.

You know who else used to drink and hang out in strip clubs in South Florida?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x647]

Ormond Beach, Volusia county is not South Florida.


picky picky
 
2014-08-31 09:46:07 PM
They only survived by not saying "Florida college football sucks." Then...... well, then it would be on.
 
2014-08-31 09:55:51 PM

Guilty_plea_bargain: Hector Remarkable: Faisal Albagdadi - Hey, isn't the that the guy we've been looking for, Al Quaida's No.2?
Ahmed Hindi - And isn't that the name of the bad guy in the Koran? Or the guy who killed Ben Ghazi?
These sound like some dangerous Musselmen.

What's apple sauce got to do with it?


Of course, I meant Mussulman, as the servant of Allah is not allowed to eat applesauce, it being forbidden by several early fatwas likening it to 'that which lurks within a women's dark area'.
 
2014-08-31 09:58:15 PM

WhoopAssWayne: They only survived by not saying "Florida college football sucks." Then...... well, then it would be on.


Though honestly, all the Gator fans that have never graduated highschool, set foot on a college campus, or even been to a UF game are staggering.  I guess orange and blue is like a toothless redneck mating call.
 
2014-08-31 09:58:50 PM

Hector Remarkable: I meant Mussulman


Mmmmm... curry...
 
2014-08-31 10:04:06 PM

OgreMagi: I_Am_Weasel: How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

When you have a middle eastern name and threaten to behead someone, people will generally categorize you into the appropriate group.


What does threatening to behead someone have to do with being an immigrant?  I mean, if this was in Texas it would be a dead giveaway since he's not threatening to shoot someone.  But Florida has all the weird so I wouldn't expect a standard type of death threat.
 
2014-08-31 10:14:11 PM

cheeseaholic: OgreMagi: I_Am_Weasel: How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

When you have a middle eastern name and threaten to behead someone, people will generally categorize you into the appropriate group.

What does threatening to behead someone have to do with being an immigrant?  I mean, if this was in Texas it would be a dead giveaway since he's not threatening to shoot someone.  But Florida has all the weird so I wouldn't expect a standard type of death threat.


Because beheading has been in the news lately.  Want to guess which group of people have a hard on for beheading people?
 
2014-08-31 10:16:21 PM

OgreMagi: cheeseaholic: OgreMagi: I_Am_Weasel: How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

When you have a middle eastern name and threaten to behead someone, people will generally categorize you into the appropriate group.

What does threatening to behead someone have to do with being an immigrant?  I mean, if this was in Texas it would be a dead giveaway since he's not threatening to shoot someone.  But Florida has all the weird so I wouldn't expect a standard type of death threat.

Because beheading has been in the news lately.  Want to guess which group of people have a hard on for beheading people?


Apparently Immigrants.
 
2014-08-31 10:16:25 PM

OgreMagi: cheeseaholic: OgreMagi: I_Am_Weasel: How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

When you have a middle eastern name and threaten to behead someone, people will generally categorize you into the appropriate group.

What does threatening to behead someone have to do with being an immigrant?  I mean, if this was in Texas it would be a dead giveaway since he's not threatening to shoot someone.  But Florida has all the weird so I wouldn't expect a standard type of death threat.

Because beheading has been in the news lately.  Want to guess which group of people have a hard on for beheading people?


The French?
 
2014-08-31 10:16:27 PM
Dumb, drunk and threatening to behead people is no way to go through life, son.
 
2014-08-31 10:17:52 PM
IME, you have to be pretty drunk to get cut off.  Or the bartender is an asshole.  I've only seen it happen 3 times.  Once, a coworker was cut off at a strip club because he was so drunk.  The funny part is I had to convince to go there in the first place and once he was drunk he didn't want to leave.  Another time this girl I was dating was obnoxious and loud at a bar.  I tried to tell her to chill out but it didn't work.  The bartender told her she was cut off.  They still served me though.  She was an excellent example of why you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy.  It wouldn't surprise me at all if she makes for a Fark headline someday.

The 3rd time I saw someone cut off it was me.  This was the most ridiculous case, IMO.  I'd been drinking vodak at a concert with little worry about how drunk I was getting because I had planned ahead and was going to take a cab.  I wandered across the street to this shiathole college bar because hey, I live in a college town.  This stupid bar has swings instead of barstools so I walked up to the bar and grabbed the ropes suspending the seat from the ceiling and hoisted myself onto the seat.  I'm still not sure why that was wrong to do, but as soon as I did that a bartender said "Don't ever do that again" and then he paused and said "As a matter of fact you're cut off".

WTF?  I agree I was drunk, but I was probably one of the more sober people in the whole bar.  So I wandered across the street and found a normal bar without swing sets for barstools and had about 4 or 5 more beers before catching a cab home.

Now in this case I might suspect that they were cut off for just looking like terrorists, but the fact that they turned violent leads me to believe the bartender was right not to serve them.

You can't argue or fight with cops, flight attendants, or bartenders.  You won't win.  The cops will beat you and arrest you, the flight attendants will call the cops and have them beat you and arrest you and arguing with a bartender who refuses to serve you is just a lost cause and if you press the issue hard enough the bartender might call the cops and have them beat you and arrest you.

I've wisely chosen to never threaten to kidnap and behead people despite wanting to do just that a few times.
 
2014-08-31 10:22:01 PM

Guilty_plea_bargain: OgreMagi: cheeseaholic: OgreMagi: I_Am_Weasel: How much does your name have to deviate from "John Smith" when people considering you an immigrant?

When you have a middle eastern name and threaten to behead someone, people will generally categorize you into the appropriate group.

What does threatening to behead someone have to do with being an immigrant?  I mean, if this was in Texas it would be a dead giveaway since he's not threatening to shoot someone.  But Florida has all the weird so I wouldn't expect a standard type of death threat.

Because beheading has been in the news lately.  Want to guess which group of people have a hard on for beheading people?

The French?


ms-brown.wikispaces.com
 
2014-08-31 10:22:30 PM
Pro Tip: If you've ever been to an out-of-control Convention of Mohels, you might also hear some discussion of beheading, but usually there's some tasty foods to go along with the drinks. And everyone gets out alive -- some gain a little weight and some lose at little.
 
2014-08-31 10:28:45 PM
Hey, they may have been immigrants at one time, but they have assimilated into their new home well.  Unfortunately, it was Florida, and now we can't tell them from any other Florida Man.
 
2014-08-31 11:00:49 PM

charlesmartel11235: Florida, where even the Muslims drive drunk


I think you may have hit on the new state motto.
 
2014-08-31 11:05:19 PM
What a stupid thing to say.


/also guilty of having said things which in hindsight were not so proper nor prudent
 
2014-09-01 01:29:19 AM
Silly Muslims.... One minute they are all "we are a peaceful people, the terrorists are giving the rest of 'us' a bad name" and the next it's the "Allah Akbar alalalalalalalalalalala I'm gonna behead an American" bullshiat. When the fark are we gonna build a 200 foot tall wall around the Middle East and fill it in with water? If the towel bleachers can swim they can stay, if they can't they will be fish food in the newly created Freedom Ocean.... Be a cool place to snorkel and shiat...
 
2014-09-01 01:31:28 AM
We can sell Freedom Ocean to Dubai... I hear they love jet skis and cigarette boats and shiat out there....
 
2014-09-01 01:36:09 AM

jso2897: charlesmartel11235: Florida, where even the Muslims drive drunk

I think you may have hit on the new state motto.


Nope... It should be "Florida: the only place where even the Mosquitos blow over .08"
 
2014-09-01 01:40:27 AM

Datanerd: Hey, they may have been immigrants at one time, but they have assimilated into their new home well.  Unfortunately, it was Florida, and now we can't tell them from any other Florida Man.


Unfortunately there is a difference between "immigrant" and "towel bleacher recon specialist" If they were honest to GOD (notice the capital letters fellow farker towel bleachers) immigrants they wouldn't threaten to kidnap and behead an American because they would consider themselves Americans too... I'll betcha $50 that they wind up linked to either isis or al quaida or however you spell those sheep rapists....
 
2014-09-01 02:20:31 AM

seansimonson: Datanerd: Hey, they may have been immigrants at one time, but they have assimilated into their new home well.  Unfortunately, it was Florida, and now we can't tell them from any other Florida Man.

Unfortunately there is a difference between "immigrant" and "towel bleacher recon specialist" If they were honest to GOD (notice the capital letters fellow farker towel bleachers) immigrants they wouldn't threaten to kidnap and behead an American because they would consider themselves Americans too... I'll betcha $50 that they wind up linked to either isis or al quaida or however you spell those sheep rapists....


I'll take that bet
 
2014-09-01 02:27:40 AM
These are some lucky brown people. In this country we execute children on the street for that kind of behavior.
 
2014-09-01 02:59:05 AM
This is why we should all carry bacon with us at all times. Shower those bastiches in it. Pig guts, the whole nine yards. Too bad those dirty piggies taste so damn good We could ship all their "parts" out there and just blow them up all over them.
 
2014-09-01 03:00:37 AM

seansimonson: towel bleacher recon specialist


Wat?
 
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