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(CSN Bay Area)   Ray McDonald did some harm, E-I-E-I-O. And with that harm more Niners banned, E-I-E-I-O   (csnbayarea.com ) divider line 38
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2014-08-31 01:03:43 PM  
*McDonald's alleged victim is pregnant.

*The incident occurred on the same street on which 49ers linebacker Aldon Smith was involved in a single-vehicle accident in September and was ultimately arrested for DUI.

*Multiple 49ers players were present when the incident resulting in McDonald arrest occurred Sunday morning

*The domestic violence allegation was substantiated


Not exactly the team of Steve Young and Jerry Rice.
 
2014-08-31 01:43:03 PM  
Well he's not gay and doesn't smoke pot so he'll get 2 games
 
2014-08-31 02:25:37 PM  
I would not have guessed 2-3 days for how long until the new policy is tested.
 
2014-08-31 02:30:07 PM  
Niners fan here, ban him from football if true. This whole 2 strike policy is bullshiat, the second strike and appeal process should be the punishment of the first offense. I have given up on football honestly and the disgusting culture it has created.
 
2014-08-31 02:35:20 PM  
autoplay vidoes make the baby jebus cry
 
2014-08-31 02:42:32 PM  
So how's that whole being above reproach going for ya, Harbaugh?
 
2014-08-31 02:42:46 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Well he's not gay and doesn't smoke pot so he'll get 2 games


But he didn't actually knock her out..so he'll probably only get a stern talking too.

Good thing he wasn't caught drinking beer.
 
2014-08-31 02:44:14 PM  

Bootysama: Niners fan here, ban him from football if true. This whole 2 strike policy is bullshiat, the second strike and appeal process should be the punishment of the first offense. I have given up on football honestly and the disgusting culture it has created.


I'm pretty sure that football didn't create the occasional terrible person who plays football.
 
2014-08-31 02:51:49 PM  
I wonder if the Niners will be the team that suffers a complete collapse this season? Most years it seems that one or two highly regarded teams completely shiat themselves while another team or two have "worst to first" seasons. Last year was Houston's turn to shiat the bed; Niners could be heading that direction this year.
 
2014-08-31 02:54:46 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Well he's not gay and doesn't smoke pot so he'll get 2 games


...remember when Harbaugh and the 49ers made a bid deal out of his "we can talk about anything, but you're off the team if you hit a woman"?  Well, he's overlooked repeated public drunkenness, firing a gun into a crowd, threatening people with a severe beating, racist name-calling, and a few others things I can't remember.  I'm sure if McDonald is a necessity for the team, this will be the latest Harbaugh "I didn't say THAT exactly" moment.

\wondering if 49ers are going to have a winning record this season
\\and which college Harbaugh will coach at next year
 
2014-08-31 03:01:56 PM  
There is always some dumb shiat that doesn't get the word....

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2014-08-31 03:03:09 PM  

Dr.Fey: *McDonald's alleged victim is pregnant.

*The incident occurred on the same street on which 49ers linebacker Aldon Smith was involved in a single-vehicle accident in September and was ultimately arrested for DUI.

*Multiple 49ers players were present when the incident resulting in McDonald arrest occurred Sunday morning

*The domestic violence allegation was substantiated

Not exactly the team of Steve Young and Jerry Rice.


I wonder what his teammates were doing while he smacked around his pregnant (soon to be not) fiancée.


Wtf, were they doing lines in the room next door?

/soooo glad I didn't grab the Niners D in my FF draft.
 
2014-08-31 03:05:28 PM  

germ78: I wonder if the Niners will be the team that suffers a complete collapse this season? Most years it seems that one or two highly regarded teams completely shiat themselves while another team or two have "worst to first" seasons. Last year was Houston's turn to shiat the bed; Niners could be heading that direction this year.


I certainly hope so. Not that I dislike the 9ers, but the silence on gamedays from my friends in Fresno will be funny.
 
2014-08-31 03:09:03 PM  

Minimum: Doktor_Zhivago: Well he's not gay and doesn't smoke pot so he'll get 2 games

But he didn't actually knock her out..so he'll probably only get a stern talking too.

Good thing he wasn't caught drinking beer.


It's funny to see who read the article and who didn't.
 
2014-08-31 03:11:16 PM  
So the Michael Sam to SF joke may gain some more traction?
 
2014-08-31 03:12:10 PM  

dj_bigbird: autoplay vidoes make the baby jebus cry


Thanks for the tip-off. That site got one less click because of your warning.

Fark autoplay videos!
 
2014-08-31 03:13:48 PM  
10 arrests in the 32 months Harbaugh has been on the job. By comparison, the Raiders have had only 3 arrests during the same time period.

If you are on twitter and want to see a melt down, go follow @timkawakami. He's a writer for the Mercury News in San Jose.

49'er fans seem to upset with the guy.
 
2014-08-31 03:15:38 PM  

isthisme: 10 arrests in the 32 months Harbaugh has been on the job. By comparison, the Raiders have had only 3 arrests during the same time period.

If you are on twitter and want to see a melt down, go follow @timkawakami. He's a writer for the Mercury News in San Jose.

49'er fans seem to upset with the guy.


yeah, 49ers have had 10 arrests in the Harbaugh/Baalke era to 9 arrests for the 49ers from 2000-2010
 
2014-08-31 03:20:27 PM  

AdamK: 49ers have had 10 arrests in the Harbaugh/Baalke era



ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-08-31 03:21:42 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: So the Michael Sam to SF joke may gain some more traction?


If they played a 4-3 I'm sure they'd be all over it, despite any objections from Chriss Culliver.
 
2014-08-31 03:26:26 PM  

Dr.Fey: *McDonald's alleged victim is pregnant.

*The incident occurred on the same street on which 49ers linebacker Aldon Smith was involved in a single-vehicle accident in September and was ultimately arrested for DUI.

*Multiple 49ers players were present when the incident resulting in McDonald arrest occurred Sunday morning

*The domestic violence allegation was substantiated

Not exactly the team of Steve Young and Jerry Rice.


Oh, bullshiat. There were people that got in trouble then, too. Charles Haley was certifiable. He did get shipped off to Dallas after finally trashing the locker room one too many times, but they kept him around for 5+ years. There were drug suspensions, DUIs, and domestic situations that happened, just like every other team. The current guys may be a little worse, but it isn't a night-and-day difference.
 
2014-08-31 03:29:09 PM  

oh_please: Minimum: Doktor_Zhivago: Well he's not gay and doesn't smoke pot so he'll get 2 games

But he didn't actually knock her out..so he'll probably only get a stern talking too.

Good thing he wasn't caught drinking beer.

It's funny to see who read the article and who didn't.

Actually, I did read.  My attempt at humor may not have been clear.  My bad.
 
2014-08-31 03:51:38 PM  

Dr.Fey: *McDonald's alleged victim is pregnant.

*The incident occurred on the same street on which 49ers linebacker Aldon Smith was involved in a single-vehicle accident in September and was ultimately arrested for DUI.

*Multiple 49ers players were present when the incident resulting in McDonald arrest occurred Sunday morning

*The domestic violence allegation was substantiated

Not exactly the team of Steve Young and Jerry Rice.


I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Niners were always better when the criminals were in the owners booth instead of on the field.
 
2014-08-31 03:59:31 PM  
So let's see. Is there any subgroup in professional football who has less of a chance of being arrested?

I predict entire NFL teams will soon be made up of white middle-aged kickers.
 
2014-08-31 04:16:45 PM  

Waldo Pepper: forgotmydamnusername: Dr.Fey: *McDonald's alleged victim is pregnant.

*The incident occurred on the same street on which 49ers linebacker Aldon Smith was involved in a single-vehicle accident in September and was ultimately arrested for DUI.

*Multiple 49ers players were present when the incident resulting in McDonald arrest occurred Sunday morning

*The domestic violence allegation was substantiated

Not exactly the team of Steve Young and Jerry Rice.

Oh, bullshiat. There were people that got in trouble then, too. Charles Haley was certifiable. He did get shipped off to Dallas after finally trashing the locker room one too many times, but they kept him around for 5+ years. There were drug suspensions, DUIs, and domestic situations that happened, just like every other team. The current guys may be a little worse, but it isn't a night-and-day difference.

I met Charles Haley and he was loud, foul mouth but a nice a guy.  He talked to everyone in the shop and even went out to his car and signed a bunch of football cards for everyone and this was in Chantilly VA.  Just whatever you do, don't be a fool ask if he plays for the Redskins. lol


Among some of his finer moments were using teammates cars as urinals, and chasing a female reporter around the locker room waving his member. Nice that he could tone it down a little for you.
 
2014-08-31 04:28:32 PM  

dj_bigbird: autoplay vidoes make the baby jebus cry want to beat up a pregnant woman.

 
2014-08-31 04:35:00 PM  
Because in today's world of gender equality violence against women is somehow worse then violence against men. Why can't it just be violence against a human being why should gender matter
 
2014-08-31 04:44:37 PM  
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/Bet the 49ers under on 10.5 wins at even money and the under on 9.5 wins at +140
//I'll live with breaking even if they go 10-6
 
2014-08-31 04:54:01 PM  
geez Harbaugh, more arrests than any other NFL team, way to go
 
2014-08-31 05:15:47 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: dj_bigbird: autoplay vidoes make the baby jebus cry

Thanks for the tip-off. That site got one less click because of your warning.

Fark autoplay videos!


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Also, fark Jim Harbaugh. Any teams that has him involved is one step from pedo priests, in my book. A walking, talking, somehow breathing pile of
diarrhea. With ebola *and* AIDS.
 
2014-08-31 06:21:28 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

/Bet the 49ers under on 10.5 wins at even money and the under on 9.5 wins at +140
//I'll live with breaking even if they go 10-6


I don't really care much about the Niners one way or the other, but their #1 OL looked absolutely putrid vs the Chargers in week 3 of the preseason, and Aldon Smith was the main playmaker on D that game (1s vs 1s). Now Smith is gone for 9 games, and another DL starter is gone for probably 6? Good defensive linemen (hell, even average defensive linemen) are really hard to find.

I agree, the Niners aren't winning 11 this year, no way.
 
2014-08-31 06:26:36 PM  
I read that as "Ray McDonald did some ham"

/need caffeine
 
2014-08-31 10:24:13 PM  
And yet I keep hearing how SF has a great Def and people  draft  them almost right after Seattle's Def goes...

/doesn't understand that when you have 2 new safeties starting (yes?) and your DLine is afk for the first 9 weeks
//whatevs
///amirite?
 
2014-08-31 11:00:52 PM  

smd31: And yet I keep hearing how SF has a great Def and people  draft  them almost right after Seattle's Def goes...

/doesn't understand that when you have 2 new safeties starting (yes?) and your DLine is afk for the first 9 weeks
//whatevs
///amirite?


There was a new safety brought in last year, who thus far seems adequate, so it's 1 new safety this year. The guy he replaced was mostly a cheap shot artist, and some weakness of the defensive backfield was always concealed by a monstrous front 7. The real issues were the Smith suspension, and Bowman having blown out his knee. Now there's this. McDonald may not be quite as indispensable as the other two, but it damn sure doesn't help them.
 
2014-09-01 07:26:16 AM  

xaks: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: dj_bigbird: autoplay vidoes make the baby jebus cry

Thanks for the tip-off. That site got one less click because of your warning.

Fark autoplay videos!

[i624.photobucket.com image 500x281]

Also, fark Jim Harbaugh. Any teams that has him involved is one step from pedo priests, in my book. A walking, talking, somehow breathing pile of
diarrhea. With ebola *and* AIDS.


uh... really? might as well go all godwin if you're going to derp that bad
 
2014-09-01 07:55:03 AM  
All-in-all it's nice to know that a woman, with proper motivation, can get divorced, take all a mans shiat, and end a mans career, all in two easy steps.
 
2014-09-01 10:22:57 AM  
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2014-09-01 01:47:58 PM  

germ78: Last year was Houston's turn to shiat the bed


Atlanta was also in the poop/bed making business last year
 
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