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(Daily Nonpareil)   City council of Council Bluffs, Iowa excited to be "one step closer" to getting a big Dick's   (nonpareilonline.com ) divider line
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2014-08-31 02:59:24 PM  
This is the biggest thing to happen to Iowa since the Applebee's opened in Ames.
 
2014-08-31 03:50:48 PM  
"They amended the original plan to provide a location for Dick's just south of Target," City Attorney Richard Wade said.

Something funny about that statement.
 
2014-08-31 05:47:31 PM  
Is this reportable?
 
2014-08-31 05:47:43 PM  
Wait until they find out the limitations on the coupons they can use there. Might as well make a list of what you can instead of what you can't.
 
2014-08-31 05:52:23 PM  
Wake me up when they get one of these:

1.bp.blogspot.com

/that's not a 'shop, I've driven by the sign
 
2014-08-31 05:55:21 PM  
The "Suggested retail price +20%" people.
 
2014-08-31 05:58:16 PM  
s3-media1.fl.yelpcdn.com

Eat a big bag of 'em
 
2014-08-31 06:00:03 PM  

"Dick's Dick's Dick's Dick's Dick's Dick's Dick's Dick's Dick's Dick's Dick's Dick's Dick's Dick's ."


50.57.175.119

 
2014-08-31 06:02:17 PM  
www.netcito.com
 
2014-08-31 06:05:57 PM  
img.fark.net

/oblig
 
2014-08-31 06:12:02 PM  
mrdvmp.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-31 06:13:22 PM  
Biggus Dickus?
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Giggle.
 
2014-08-31 06:16:24 PM  
Why would anyone want a Dick's Sporting Goods? They're awful. They do sneaky shiat like taking a bike in back for "inspection" after you turn down a warranty, and then you end up with a bike that has a little puncture in the tire. They're the only place I've ever bought a bike where I had to sign a waiver to take possession of the bike.

I won't shop there now unless absolutely desperate.
 
2014-08-31 06:19:53 PM  
Local bar and grill Dick's had a happy hour special called, THE BIG D***, of course.  Teacher friend, thinking the classroom was empty at the end of a long day, said to herself, "All I need right now is a minute alone with THE BIG D*** "  Only then did she look up and realize that group of PTA moms had somehow slipped in silently to ask her a question...
 
2014-08-31 06:26:26 PM  
zerkalo: DicksDriveIn.jpg

Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-08-31 06:35:12 PM  
Ah, Counciltucky. Their claim to fame is being across the Missouri River from Omaha.
 
2014-08-31 06:53:21 PM  
I'm guessing they'll be kind of disappointed that it didn't live up to what they were led to believe in terms of size.
 
2014-08-31 07:03:00 PM  

tarheel07: Ah, Counciltucky. Their claim to fame is being across the Missouri River from Omaha.


Ah yes. Some jelly idjit from OmaHell was bound to show up sooner or later. I'm glad God put that river there, too BTW. Keeps Omaha from trying to assimilate CB like a Borg Cube.

BTW, any new word about Officer McShooty after that incident at Wendy's?
 
2014-08-31 08:20:42 PM  

TV's Vinnie: tarheel07: Ah, Counciltucky. Their claim to fame is being across the Missouri River from Omaha.

Ah yes. Some jelly idjit from OmaHell was bound to show up sooner or later. I'm glad God put that river there, too BTW. Keeps Omaha from trying to assimilate CB like a Borg Cube.

BTW, any new word about Officer McShooty after that incident at Wendy's?


I only lived in Omaha for law school, so my perceptions of CB are based on popular stereotypes. Omaha isn't innocent at all.
 
2014-08-31 09:14:22 PM  

WilderKWight: Why would anyone want a Dick's Sporting Goods? They're awful. They do sneaky shiat like taking a bike in back for "inspection" after you turn down a warranty, and then you end up with a bike that has a little puncture in the tire. They're the only place I've ever bought a bike where I had to sign a waiver to take possession of the bike.

I won't shop there now unless absolutely desperate.



I used to like Chick's, but now it's all about Dick's. NTTAWWT.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/21990397
 
2014-08-31 10:41:38 PM  
City council? Don't believe a word of it. That council bluffs. A lot.
 
2014-09-01 12:35:55 AM  
Ah, Counciltucky, the armpit of Iowa.
 
2014-09-01 04:43:08 AM  
ROAD TRIP!!
 
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