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(KUTV Utah)   Bandit fails to get any money in two attempted robberies. Smokey still promises to catch that sumbiatch   (m.kutv.com) divider line 28
    More: Fail, robbery, West Valley City, Saturday morning  
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2014-08-31 11:01:45 AM  
www.motortopia.com
 
2014-08-31 11:31:46 AM  
Is he gonna punch the momma in the mouth?
 
2014-08-31 12:48:25 PM  
Subby, get me a Doablo sammich and. Dr. Pepper. And make it quick, I'm in a goddam hurry.
 
2014-08-31 12:49:04 PM  
Diablo sammich, god damn ipad keyboard
 
2014-08-31 01:53:51 PM  
Vows to "Barbecue his ass in molasses."
 
2014-08-31 02:07:57 PM  
Joke's on them... Smokey IS the Bandit!
 
2014-08-31 02:40:51 PM  
Roberto was just casing the joint, he just wanted to rob it a little
 
2014-08-31 02:49:59 PM  
This guy needs to find another line of work...dumbass
 
2014-08-31 02:56:00 PM  
Sheriff... do the letters F.O mean anything to you?
 
2014-08-31 02:56:53 PM  
I may be commode huggin' drunk, but I swear I see a TON of trucks!

/this thread should MAKE...THE DELIVERY!
 
2014-08-31 02:59:47 PM  
Wait here, I'll be right back.
 
2014-08-31 03:02:53 PM  

Bedraggled "bandit" buffoonishly bungles big box burglaries

 
2014-08-31 03:05:30 PM  
My hat blew off, daddy.
I hope your goddamn head was in it.
 
2014-08-31 03:06:40 PM  

Mark Ratner: My hat blew off, daddy.
I hope your goddamn head was in it.


lulz
 
2014-08-31 03:09:48 PM  
 
2014-08-31 03:15:46 PM  

jake_lex: Diablo sammich, god damn ipad keyboard


Maybe if you weren't in such a goddamn hurry...
 
2014-08-31 03:27:37 PM  
Subby, put the evidence in the car!
 
2014-08-31 03:33:43 PM  

Hoopy Frood: jake_lex: Diablo sammich, god damn ipad keyboard

Maybe if you weren't in such a goddamn hurry...


Maybe he had to take a squirt.
 
2014-08-31 03:34:33 PM  
Do the Germans have anything to do with this?
 
2014-08-31 03:36:11 PM  
The bandit was doing it for the good old American life: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.
 
2014-08-31 03:55:24 PM  
Safe to say this Bandit didn't make the Sheriff "look like a possum's pecker."
 
2014-08-31 05:05:31 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-31 06:06:11 PM  
 
2014-08-31 07:02:56 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [www.motortopia.com image 850x636]


scum bum.  Heh
 
2014-08-31 09:11:08 PM  
Heard a story on the radio last week. Guy tried to rob a bank they told him no. Second bank, same thing. Third bank I think they felt sorry for him, offered to give him a $30 check or something. No charges filed.
 
2014-08-31 09:24:05 PM  

Mark Ratner: My hat blew off, daddy.
I hope your goddamn head was in it.


I'll ask you not to use that kind of language in front of my young son..
 
2014-08-31 11:31:08 PM  
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2014-09-01 11:04:48 AM  
So... why is a dog committing robbery...
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and why is the Forest Service involved?
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