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(Mother Nature Network)   Is there anything sexier than a woman frolicking in the water wearing a tight facekini?   (mnn.com ) divider line
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2014-08-31 03:06:10 AM  
Water wings? WTF China?
 
2014-08-31 03:35:46 AM  
Facekinis for ugly people?
 
2014-08-31 08:32:15 AM  
www.phaidon.com
 
2014-08-31 09:14:42 AM  
As was said in one of the three previous threads about this thing, the tan lines will be interesting.
 
2014-08-31 09:56:44 AM  
Sorry, but no woman should have to look like a luchador at the beach.
 
2014-08-31 09:56:48 AM  

EvilEgg: As was said in one of the three previous threads about this thing, the tan lines will be interesting.


I was coming in here to ask how many Facekini threads will be needed.  Glad to see you're on top of it.
 
2014-08-31 09:58:29 AM  
Facekini and nothing else, like a nude Santo?
 
2014-08-31 09:59:39 AM  
Oh, man!  Look at the eyebrows on that one on the left!

/'bates
 
2014-08-31 10:01:14 AM  
Can if you wanna
 
2014-08-31 10:05:14 AM  
I was going to rail against the "-kini" ending applied to words relating to swimming garb on women.

But, then I looked up the origins of the original, bikini. It was named after the island of the atomic test, "because of the explosive effect" of a two-piece swimsuit. Meh!

So what the hell, -kini away!
 
2014-08-31 10:06:09 AM  
www.mnn.com

There are websites for this stuff. Although with much less clothing. And more chains and whips. Oh and sex, lots of sex.
 
2014-08-31 10:06:40 AM  
images.nintendolife.com

Approves.
 
2014-08-31 10:07:45 AM  
We doing burn victim awareness week already?
 
2014-08-31 10:08:05 AM  
So, is the asian cult of light skin racist?

Against your own race?
 
2014-08-31 10:08:46 AM  
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-31 10:08:52 AM  

dolphinsgonwild: Facekinis for ugly people?


I'll have to try one out for my next first date.  Can't hurt.
 
2014-08-31 10:09:54 AM  
Perfect solution to butterface.
 
2014-08-31 10:12:55 AM  
www.mnn.com
Now this will be in your nightmares until you die.
 
2014-08-31 10:14:49 AM  

loki see loki do: So, is the asian cult of light skin racist?

Against your own race?


What kind of lame - arsed troll is that? It's classist, just as in ye olden days when the rich let their servants do all the outdoor work. Also could be s exist if only women are supposed to be pearly white.

/check your privilege
 
2014-08-31 10:15:19 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.mnn.com image 850x606]

There are websites for this stuff. Although with much less clothing. And more chains and whips. Oh and sex, lots of sex.


Yes. And more black and leather and zippers and studs, and...

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-08-31 10:17:16 AM  
delhi4cats.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-31 10:18:10 AM  
Out of all the hundreds all two people are wearing it.
 
2014-08-31 10:19:26 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: What kind of lame - arsed troll is that?


He is referring to African Americans, some of whom supposedly have their own weird issues with people who have less or more blackness to their skin tone.  With them it is not a class thing, it is indeed a race thing.
 
2014-08-31 10:20:38 AM  
Yes, absolutely. Next question?
 
2014-08-31 10:23:14 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.mnn.com image 850x606]

There are websites for this stuff. Although with much less clothing. And more chains and whips. Oh and sex, lots of sex.


If any picture ever needed the Brazzers logo...
 
2014-08-31 10:24:38 AM  

mcmnky: Water wings? WTF China?


Just wait.

Once they get more money, China is going to be weirder than Japan.
 
2014-08-31 10:27:23 AM  
I think I'd just prefer sunscreen.
 
2014-08-31 10:28:32 AM  
www.tvweek.com
 
2014-08-31 10:29:23 AM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-08-31 02:12:58 PM  
Flappy bodies, messed up teeth.......facekinis are probably a public service in this case.

Not seeing any actual attractive women doing this stuff, so it's a wash as far as I'm concerned.
 
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