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(NYPost)   Subby's voices tell him to drink beer with his cat and that Drew Curtis is around every corner wanting to borrow five dollars   (nypost.com) divider line 38
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2014-08-31 01:42:58 AM  
Wow, soon close! My cat wants to borrow five bucks from me while I drink a beer out of Drews shoe! And then borrow the car!

/the cat, not Drew
// why yes, I'm fine. Why do you ask?
 
2014-08-31 01:48:22 AM  
"Fear in the form of modern technology, the KGB, the Mafia, and, oddly, from lesbians were most commonly reported."

WTF? Lesbians?
 
2014-08-31 01:51:11 AM  
I'm perfectly sane, it's my cats who are always drunk and going on about how TotalFark is a waste of money.
And they both look exactly like Drew Curtis, so how does that make me insane? Huh? HUH? ANSWER ME DREWCATS!!
 
2014-08-31 10:14:10 AM  
AUSTRALIA:  Dingoes
 
2014-08-31 10:15:12 AM  

Spanky McStupid: AUSTRALIA:   Dingoes Everything



FTFY
 
2014-08-31 10:15:53 AM  

Hector Remarkable: I'm perfectly sane, it's my cats who are always drunk and going on about how TotalFark is a waste of money.
And they both look exactly like Drew Curtis, so how does that make me insane? Huh? HUH? ANSWER ME DREWCATS!!


You have cats.
 
2014-08-31 10:18:05 AM  
The voices in my head tell me to go talk to that girl but then they get into a debate on what to talk about and then it's to late
 
2014-08-31 10:24:20 AM  
I had the Truman Show "delusion" 10 years before the movie came out. Everything become crystal clear when I saw the movie and it was the turning point in my life because then I started behaving like a jerk on purpose.
 
2014-08-31 10:25:32 AM  
i.ytimg.com

You call me a psychopath?  I'll kill your whole family!
 
2014-08-31 10:27:09 AM  
Answering article headline: Yes, Next question ..

/duh
 
2014-08-31 10:27:34 AM  
It's really interesting how delusions seem to develop out of cultural mores like that. Like in some places it's the government, other places it's jinn and in still others it's your family who are following you around and ruining your life.
 
2014-08-31 10:28:19 AM  
Also it's so hard not to be able to trust one's own thoughts
 
2014-08-31 10:29:59 AM  

charlesmartel11235: Also it's so hard not to be able to trust one's own thoughts


That's why I'm happy to allow Fark to tell me what to think.
 
2014-08-31 10:34:06 AM  
Luckily, some view this all this crazy in the population as energy to be harnessed. They'll even fight over it.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-31 10:36:16 AM  

darwinpolice: charlesmartel11235: Also it's so hard not to be able to trust one's own thoughts

That's why I'm happy to allow Fark to tell me what to think.


Teabag a toaster.
 
2014-08-31 10:49:29 AM  

ginandbacon: "Fear in the form of modern technology, the KGB, the Mafia, and, oddly, from lesbians were most commonly reported."

WTF? Lesbians?


Think about how some fear "the gay agenda".

This cultural aspect has a lot to do with US shooting sprees. At least our penises don't disappear though. Whew
 
2014-08-31 10:55:06 AM  

TheDirtyNacho: ginandbacon: "Fear in the form of modern technology, the KGB, the Mafia, and, oddly, from lesbians were most commonly reported."

WTF? Lesbians?

Think about how some fear "the gay agenda".

This cultural aspect has a lot to do with US shooting sprees. At least our penises don't disappear though. Whew


I dunno, mine disappears whenever I'm drunk, naked, and my wife is laughing at me.
 
2014-08-31 10:58:22 AM  
I have this paranoid delusion that liberal sock puppets follow me around. They keep a record everything I say. They will probably use this comment to disparage me in the future.
 
2014-08-31 10:58:39 AM  

strangeluck: TheDirtyNacho: ginandbacon: "Fear in the form of modern technology, the KGB, the Mafia, and, oddly, from lesbians were most commonly reported."

WTF? Lesbians?

Think about how some fear "the gay agenda".

This cultural aspect has a lot to do with US shooting sprees. At least our penises don't disappear though. Whew

I dunno, mine disappears whenever I'm drunk, naked, and my wife is laughing at me.


Haha! Yer both funny :)
 
2014-08-31 11:02:51 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: Answering article headline: Yes, Next question ..

/duh


The headline is a question therefore the answer can't be "yes".
 
2014-08-31 11:08:00 AM  
What if the voices in my head keep telling me to do perfectly reasonable things?
 
2014-08-31 11:30:14 AM  
One time Drew asked for treefiddy and I said now why don't you get a job you damned loch ness monster, I ain't given you no treefiddy.
 
2014-08-31 11:42:12 AM  

charlesmartel11235: It's really interesting how delusions seem to develop out of cultural mores like that. Like in some places it's the government, other places it's jinn and in still others it's your family who are following you around and ruining your life.


Delusions are fictional by definition so they would have expected to come from from the external environment. Of anything this says something about how unoriginal people really are. One person has a decent delusion and every other insane person who hears about it gets the same idea.

Kind if like the entertainment industry.
 
2014-08-31 12:11:05 PM  

ginandbacon: "Fear in the form of modern technology, the KGB, the Mafia, and, oddly, from lesbians were most commonly reported."

WTF? Lesbians?


Maybe they really meant the Lebanese.
 
2014-08-31 12:13:57 PM  
puppy pregnancies

I'm guessing this is a delusion one has if they end up having sex doggie style?
 
2014-08-31 12:31:16 PM  

xanadian: ginandbacon: "Fear in the form of modern technology, the KGB, the Mafia, and, oddly, from lesbians were most commonly reported."

WTF? Lesbians?

Maybe they really meant the Lebanese.


That would also be a WTF? because, well, the food.
 
2014-08-31 12:38:06 PM  
The voice in my head and I are not on speaking terms right now.
 
2014-08-31 12:43:54 PM  
My delusions won and I went Total Fark because I heard it was a magical place of wonder!
But I've reached the clonclusion that my delusion was just an illusion and now I'm feeling confusion.
/sorry for the intrusion.
 
2014-08-31 01:22:38 PM  
I hate it when the voices go silent, I don't know what they're planning.
 
2014-08-31 02:25:54 PM  
We're all mad here, farkers.
 
2014-08-31 02:41:22 PM  
I don't think the delusions of rape in North Korea or North Korean spies in South Korea are that far from reality. The rape in North Korea may not be actual sexual assault, but the people there are being violated by their government, and a paranoia of North Korea isn't out of line for most South Koreans.
 
2014-08-31 02:47:16 PM  

ginandbacon: "Fear in the form of modern technology, the KGB, the Mafia, and, oddly, from lesbians were most commonly reported."

WTF? Lesbians?


Some men can't deal with the possibility that a woman wants to have sex, but not with them. Some of these men post on Fark a lot.
 
2014-08-31 02:52:40 PM  

LoneWolf343: ginandbacon: "Fear in the form of modern technology, the KGB, the Mafia, and, oddly, from lesbians were most commonly reported."

WTF? Lesbians?

Some men can't deal with the possibility that a woman wants to have sex, but not with them. Some of these men post on Fark a lot.


Some of us are okay with it, as long as we get to watch.
 
2014-08-31 04:52:42 PM  
My inner voice was telling me not to read tfa, but I never listen to what he says anyway...

/shoulda listened...
 
2014-09-01 12:07:31 AM  
Paranoia will destroy ya..
/so I've been told.... :)
 
2014-09-01 01:28:43 AM  
FTA: One American participant described a voice he heard as telling him to "take [an] eye out with a fork or cut someone's head off and drink their blood, really nasty stuff."

What if I don't hear voices, but have had very similar thoughts?
 
2014-09-01 03:05:03 AM  

DownTheRabbitHole: We're all mad here, farkers.


Your name and that comment together make a Win. :)

/I'm mad, you're mad
//and now the cat is bothering me for pettings, but only a regular one, not the Cheshire sort
 
2014-09-01 03:47:05 AM  

strangeluck: TheDirtyNacho: ginandbacon: "Fear in the form of modern technology, the KGB, the Mafia, and, oddly, from lesbians were most commonly reported."

WTF? Lesbians?

Think about how some fear "the gay agenda".

This cultural aspect has a lot to do with US shooting sprees. At least our penises don't disappear though. Whew

I dunno, mine disappears whenever I'm drunk, naked, and my wife is laughing at me.


In the delusional mindscape, Lesbians are multiple wives they don't have, laughing at them naked, while they are home alone.
 
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