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(CNN)   Fort Hood shooter Nadal Hasan has written a letter to ISIS asking that he be made a citizen of the Islamic State. That means we can drone strike him now, right?   (cnn.com) divider line 93
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2014-08-30 05:17:35 PM  
why is  this bastard still alive?
 
2014-08-30 05:32:29 PM  
I'm OK with the concept, but drones can't sting so it would take an awful lot of bees and a loooong time for him to die.
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2014-08-30 07:10:33 PM  
To be fair, he *does* have a killer resume...
 
2014-08-30 07:11:15 PM  
Infect him with Ebola first, then send him over. That should cover it.
 
2014-08-30 07:11:34 PM  
"workplace violence". Ok...go with that.
 
2014-08-30 07:11:36 PM  
One has to wonder why they allow him to send letters to terrorists.
 
2014-08-30 07:11:43 PM  
Don't we have filter for his name like Sideshow Bob and Uncle Fester?
 
2014-08-30 07:13:21 PM  
So he wants to go to Gitmo?

I'm ok with that.
 
2014-08-30 07:13:57 PM  

way south: One has to wonder why they allow him to send letters to terrorists.


One has to wonder why they wouldn't. What's the risk? Is he going to mail them secret plans to help him escape?
 
2014-08-30 07:15:16 PM  
Missing plane news network! Funny.

So, when are we getting the other ones such as Furthest thing from fair and balance, Blatant Racism, Rectally Extracted Sources and so on?
 
2014-08-30 07:16:29 PM  
Say whatever you will about Hasan; nobody can deny his troll skills.
 
2014-08-30 07:16:54 PM  
And according to Faux, this is an example of how far the reach of ISIS has gone in this country.

Yes...a psycho sent them fan mail, the bombings in the farmers markets will commence any day I'm sure.
 
2014-08-30 07:16:55 PM  
You can't drone strike him until he knowingly abandons his US citizenship, or at least leaves the country. Becoming a citizen of another state, even if we are formally at war with that state, even if you fight directly for them and against us, does not itself invalidate US citizenship.
 
2014-08-30 07:17:23 PM  

profplump: way south: One has to wonder why they allow him to send letters to terrorists.

One has to wonder why they wouldn't. What's the risk? Is he going to mail them secret plans to help him escape?


Maybe they're lojacking the letters.
 
2014-08-30 07:18:00 PM  

profplump: way south: One has to wonder why they allow him to send letters to terrorists.

One has to wonder why they wouldn't. What's the risk? Is he going to mail them secret plans to help him escape?


Maybe they're hoping valuable intelligence will come from it?
 
2014-08-30 07:18:06 PM  

snuffy: why is  this bastard still alive?


Good question. Why is Adam Lanza still alive? Colorado Theater shooter? Gabby Grifford shooter?

How heinous the crime has to be before due process doesn't matter anymore?
 
2014-08-30 07:18:13 PM  
This man serves no purpose alive. His execution cannot come soon enough.

/not in favor of death penalty
//always room for exceptions
 
2014-08-30 07:18:28 PM  

way south: One has to wonder why they allow him to send letters to terrorists.


For the same reason small children are allowed to "write letters" to Santa Claus.
 
2014-08-30 07:18:38 PM  
...does ISIS have a P.O. Box or something?
 
2014-08-30 07:19:08 PM  
I hereby nominate Nadal Hasan for the ISIS bucket challenge.  (I'm not entirely sure what that is,  but I think in the end,   your head is in the bucket)
 
2014-08-30 07:19:29 PM  
Is there anything he won't do for attention ?
 
2014-08-30 07:20:46 PM  
How did he get their address?
 
2014-08-30 07:22:06 PM  
Wait - do people think these letters are being actually sent, and delivered? Have I wandered onto a short bus?
 
2014-08-30 07:22:39 PM  

RottenEggs: Is there anything he won't do for attention ?


Good question. I had to think for a second. Only thing I could think of: gay marry Rev. Terry Jones.

/I'm not even sure about that one
 
2014-08-30 07:22:51 PM  

mayIFark: snuffy: why is  this bastard still alive?

Good question. Why is Adam Lanza still alive? Colorado Theater shooter? Gabby Grifford shooter?

How heinous the crime has to be before due process doesn't matter anymore?


Committed by obscure non-white person by the local cops.
 
2014-08-30 07:29:44 PM  
I have this image of him making a high-pitched tongue trill sound while licking the envelope.
 
2014-08-30 07:31:36 PM  

profplump: way south: One has to wonder why they allow him to send letters to terrorists.

One has to wonder why they wouldn't. What's the risk? Is he going to mail them secret plans to help him escape?


The risk is they'll use it as propaganda, which is as good as money to a terrorist movement.
This guy shouldn't be speaking with, or sending messages to, anyone but his lawyers and the investigators.
 
2014-08-30 07:32:02 PM  

way south: One has to wonder why they allow him to send letters to terrorists.


Prisoners can send mail. I've seen letters from prisoners to libraries seeking help with genealogy. But letters are always inspected before being sent out, of course (hence TFA). And there's no guarantee that the letter will actually leave the prison.
 
2014-08-30 07:32:30 PM  

2wolves: How did he get their address?


Google
 
2014-08-30 07:32:34 PM  
He got the death penalty in Texas, FFS. What more do you want, for him to be drawn and quartered in a public square?
 
2014-08-30 07:32:56 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: And according to Faux, this is an example of how far the reach of ISIS has gone in this country.

Yes...a psycho sent them fan mail, the bombings in the farmers markets will commence any day I'm sure.


When they get to Peewee Herman we are all doomed
 
2014-08-30 07:35:17 PM  
Release him to ISIS and tell them he's gay.  Problem: solved.
 
2014-08-30 07:37:53 PM  

profplump: You can't drone strike him until he knowingly abandons his US citizenship, or at least leaves the country. Becoming a citizen of another state, even if we are formally at war with that state, even if you fight directly for them and against us, does not itself invalidate US citizenship.


Sure they can, they just sign the execution papers and kill by drone instead of the other means of executions while he hangs out in the yard.

/maybe it'll catch on.
 
2014-08-30 07:38:28 PM  

jso2897: Wait - do people think these letters are being actually sent, and delivered? Have I wandered onto a short bus?


Welcome to Fark. You may pickup your propeller beanie and drool bib at the table on the right.
 
2014-08-30 07:40:03 PM  

mayIFark: snuffy: why is  this bastard still alive?

Good question. Why is Adam Lanza still alive? Colorado Theater shooter? Gabby Grifford shooter?

How heinous the crime has to be before due process doesn't matter anymore?


I think snuffy may be referring to the death sentence that Nadal received.  Adam Lanza is dead.  Holmes is scheduled for trial in December.  Jared was sentenced to life in prison.
 
2014-08-30 07:40:25 PM  
I wouldn't waste a Hellfire missile on him.
 
2014-08-30 07:40:50 PM  
128036 Nadal. I can't believe they named an asteroid after this guy.
 
2014-08-30 07:41:51 PM  

mayIFark: snuffy: why is  this bastard still alive?

Good question. Why is Adam Lanza still alive? Colorado Theater shooter? Gabby Grifford shooter?

How heinous the crime has to be before due process doesn't matter anymore?


Can there EVER be a crime in which due process doesn't matter ? Isn't that the point of due process ?
The laws should apply to everyone, in all situations, though I'd be the 1st, or maybe 3rd to admit the system has great faults and is NOT being applied equally, the idea of Justice for ALL is still the goal isn't it ?
 
2014-08-30 07:43:18 PM  

mayIFark: snuffy: why is  this bastard still alive?

Good question. Why is Adam Lanza still alive? Colorado Theater shooter? Gabby Grifford shooter?

How heinous the crime has to be before due process doesn't matter anymore?


Adam Lanza is dead, yo.
 
2014-08-30 07:43:24 PM  
We should air-deliver him to ISIS territory. Via cruise missile.
 
2014-08-30 07:46:10 PM  

Yogimus: ...does ISIS have a P.O. Box or something?


Was asking myself that question of whether people actually believe they have a mailing address.

I wonder if they they have a toll-free number as well:
1-800-the-bomb
CALL NOW AND GET YOUR SECOND SUICIDE VEST FOR FREE!!*

*upon request


Truth be told, after thinking about it, he might have found an email address, though which I'm guessing 99.9% are honeypots and the 0.1% infiltrated and monitored.

I'm guessing the guy figured it can't get any worse, might as well troll for fun.
I was half expecting to come into this thread and find the troll head pasted on his body.
 
2014-08-30 07:46:34 PM  

mayIFark: snuffy: why is  this bastard still alive?

Good question. Why is Adam Lanza still alive? Colorado Theater shooter? Gabby Grifford shooter?

How heinous the crime has to be before due process doesn't matter anymore?


Never. That's the point of due process. Everyone gets it.
 
2014-08-30 07:46:52 PM  
How many journalists is he worth?
 
2014-08-30 07:52:28 PM  

profplump: You can't drone strike him until he knowingly abandons his US citizenship, or at least leaves the country. Becoming a citizen of another state, even if we are formally at war with that state, even if you fight directly for them and against us, does not itself invalidate US citizenship.


According to your passport, it does. Check out section 13 on page 7 of a US passport.
 
2014-08-30 07:54:30 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: We should air-deliver him to ISIS territory. Via cruise missile.


I was going to say, "We'll tape your letter to the side of a Hellfire and see that ISIS gets it as a special delivery."
 
2014-08-30 07:55:20 PM  
Strap his ass to a cruise missile then send him home.
 
2014-08-30 07:56:39 PM  

MrBallou: I'm OK with the concept, but drones can't sting so it would take an awful lot of bees and a loooong time for him to die.
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I'm okay with this.
 
2014-08-30 07:56:48 PM  

Guuberre: Strap his ass to a cruise missile then send him home.


^This
 
2014-08-30 07:59:26 PM  
Wait, Nadal's in prison? I was wondering why he didn't show up at the US Open this year...
 
2014-08-30 08:00:32 PM  

Guuberre: Strap his ass to a cruise missile then send him home.


Why do you want to blow up Northern Virginia?
 
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