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2014-08-30 01:49:34 PM

"Missing Plane News Network"?

wellthatescalatedquickly.com



Anyway, did someone say it was Dusty in California?


37.media.tumblr.com

 
2014-08-30 02:32:00 PM
So much dust...
 
2014-08-30 03:02:26 PM
Seems it never rains in Southern California
 
2014-08-30 05:29:24 PM
And as you leave, don't turn back to me
Don't turn around to see if I'm crying
I'm not crying, not crying, not crying
I'm not crying, it's just been raining on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please, please don't tell my mates

I'm not crying, no, I'm not crying
And if I am crying, it's not because of you
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine
You don't know who is dying, that's right, dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions, I'm making a lasagna for one

Oh, I'm not crying, no
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping 'cause you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information, there's an inflammation in my tear gland

I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around and are searching for you
They've been looking for you even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy
I'm just laughing, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
 
2014-08-30 05:31:28 PM
Missing plane news network.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-30 05:34:56 PM
He didn't have time to back up the card onto his computer.
Uh, you mean the one they stole?
 
2014-08-30 05:34:57 PM
Back your shiat up. Back your shiat up. Back your shiat up! I use two cloud services(free 50GB on Ondrive and 10 on Box), a external HDD, two phones, my Surface RT, and my computer to keep my shiat.
 
2014-08-30 05:37:52 PM
That's why I store my flash cards in my anus.
 
2014-08-30 05:38:07 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Back your shiat up. Back your shiat up. Back your shiat up! I use two cloud services(free 50GB on Ondrive and 10 on Box), a external HDD, two phones, my Surface RT, and my computer to keep my shiat.


Okay hotshot, what do you do when your house catches on fire and the cloud rains to put out the flames?

/seriously, he should have backed his shiat up
 
2014-08-30 05:40:01 PM
don't give a shiate about your shiate. don't give a shiate about your shiate.
 
2014-08-30 05:42:38 PM

Panty Sniffer: That's why I store my flash cards in my anus.


on that note, he should have stored the entire camera there. you know, just to be safe
 
2014-08-30 05:43:28 PM
I work in Santa Ana and I will say that most of the folks in my neighborhood are awesome, there are some goddamn ninja farking thieves at work there. You can't turn your back on anything. A couple months ago I'm mowing the sidewalk strip (and the street is absolutely deserted), run out of gas, push the mower to the gate, walk 20 feet, grab the gas and turn around and no farking mower. Now, it's 50 yds to the corner one way and 150 at least to the other and there was still no one to be seen anywhere. And this is a Toro wide deck commercial, so dude wasn't carrying it.
 
2014-08-30 05:45:23 PM
My heart goes out to him. In some ways, I consider myself lucky, 39th wedding anniversary today. My wife means so much to my existence I don't think I could go on without her. I applaud his courage
 
2014-08-30 05:46:01 PM
Who the fark takes pictures at a funeral?
 
2014-08-30 05:46:28 PM

shanrick: Seems it never rains in Southern California


But man, it pours.

Dust.  It pours dust.  Stupid drought.
 
2014-08-30 05:46:59 PM

drewogatory: I work in Santa Ana and I will say that most of the folks in my neighborhood are awesome, there are some goddamn ninja farking thieves at work there. You can't turn your back on anything. A couple months ago I'm mowing the sidewalk strip (and the street is absolutely deserted), run out of gas, push the mower to the gate, walk 20 feet, grab the gas and turn around and no farking mower. Now, it's 50 yds to the corner one way and 150 at least to the other and there was still no one to be seen anywhere. And this is a Toro wide deck commercial, so dude wasn't carrying it.


Wow.
 
2014-08-30 05:49:07 PM

Panty Sniffer: That's why I store my flash cards in my anus.


Your handle and this post are two peas in a pod.
 
2014-08-30 05:52:57 PM

dolphinsgonwild: Panty Sniffer: That's why I store my flash cards in my anus.

on that note, he should have stored the entire camera there. you know, just to be safe


Now that would be a Kodak moment.
 
2014-08-30 05:56:47 PM
We need more good policing stories in the news.
 
2014-08-30 05:58:03 PM

scotchcrotch: Who the fark takes pictures at a funeral?


I kinda was wondering that too.  Ohh, here's my beautiful dead wife... SELFIE!!!!
This is gonna look so awesome on my Facebook.
Hey, stepmother!  Do you want me to forward you the sweet pics I took of the most horrible day of your life?
 
2014-08-30 05:58:12 PM
Off fat, bullshiat story because it didn't end with the police shooting an innocent civilian.
 
2014-08-30 05:58:48 PM
Off fat?
 
2014-08-30 05:58:51 PM

drewogatory: I work in Santa Ana and I will say that most of the folks in my neighborhood are awesome, there are some goddamn ninja farking thieves at work there. You can't turn your back on anything. A couple months ago I'm mowing the sidewalk strip (and the street is absolutely deserted), run out of gas, push the mower to the gate, walk 20 feet, grab the gas and turn around and no farking mower. Now, it's 50 yds to the corner one way and 150 at least to the other and there was still no one to be seen anywhere. And this is a Toro wide deck commercial, so dude wasn't carrying it.


Farking gophers!
 
2014-08-30 06:00:35 PM

studebaker hoch: We need more good policing stories in the news.


Yep. This is a pretty good police story, though I feel bad that the wife died so young.
 
2014-08-30 06:03:13 PM

scotchcrotch: Who the fark takes pictures at a funeral?


families that don't all live in the town where the funeral is for one.

my question is who the fark doesn't back their pictures up after the occasion? dance, picnic, funeral, day trip download your photos and back that shiat up.
 
2014-08-30 06:09:10 PM

scotchcrotch: Who the fark takes pictures at a funeral?


Mormons.

Around the casket, even.
 
2014-08-30 06:09:51 PM

Panty Sniffer: That's why I store my flash cards in my anus.


That's where I keep mine too! Oh hey, are you going to be around this weekend? I need to reprint a couple pics.
 
2014-08-30 06:10:43 PM
Digging the new tag
 
2014-08-30 06:11:11 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Back your shiat up. Back your shiat up. Back your shiat up! I use two cloud services(free 50GB on Ondrive and 10 on Box), a external HDD, two phones, my Surface RT, and my computer to keep my shiat.


Crashplan here, it's cheap and unlimited storage, my pics go to my server and it's automatically backed up to Crashplan.

I have dropbox on the phone also, it auto uploads any pics I take which I can then get to from the dropbox client on my PC.
 
2014-08-30 06:11:49 PM
That's to be expected since it never rains in southern california.
 
2014-08-30 06:13:29 PM

shanrick: Seems it never rains in Southern California


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-08-30 06:20:44 PM

scotchcrotch: Who the fark takes pictures at a funeral?


I'm the kind of guy who takes pics at a funeral.

Can't understand what I mean then you soon will.
 
2014-08-30 06:24:54 PM

Naked under my clothes: drewogatory: I work in Santa Ana and I will say that most of the folks in my neighborhood are awesome, there are some goddamn ninja farking thieves at work there. You can't turn your back on anything. A couple months ago I'm mowing the sidewalk strip (and the street is absolutely deserted), run out of gas, push the mower to the gate, walk 20 feet, grab the gas and turn around and no farking mower. Now, it's 50 yds to the corner one way and 150 at least to the other and there was still no one to be seen anywhere. And this is a Toro wide deck commercial, so dude wasn't carrying it.

Farking gophers!


The Varmint Kong.
 
2014-08-30 06:26:02 PM

FirstNationalBastard: "Missing Plane News Network"?


Yeah, it was kinda funny the first time....
 
2014-08-30 06:27:25 PM
She died the same day my younger brother did. 12/7/11. So damn dusty in here.
 
2014-08-30 06:36:15 PM
It is dusty from the Santa Ana winds.

vortex.accuweather.com

/Glad he got the pictures back
 
2014-08-30 06:36:22 PM
www.printedclothing.com
 
2014-08-30 06:40:52 PM
"A day later, the SWAT team, realizing that the man was in possession of stolen property, raided his house, bashing in the door. The man grabbed his precious camera, and the police, thinking it was a weapon, shot him 26 times (reloading twice). He is now buried beside his wife."

I always liked happy endings........sniff.....sniff.....
 
2014-08-30 06:43:19 PM
Although the article doesn't stress it, there's another heartwarming story here which is the successful rehabilitation of the burglar. Already on probation for burglary, and given a whole 120 days in jail for the subsequent multiple burglaries, not to mention a month for his girlfriend accomplice, his lesson will surely be learned.
 
2014-08-30 06:43:30 PM
Wow. What a lucky guy. Got to fall in love with a beautiful woman, have kids with her, and then she just dies. How awesome is that?

/seriously, I can't wait to meet my second wife.
 
Oak
2014-08-30 06:50:14 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: scotchcrotch: Who the fark takes pictures at a funeral?

Mormons.

Around the casket, even.


The peoples of the English-speaking Caribbean do, too.  So do the Chinese.
 
2014-08-30 06:52:49 PM
This is why I always take pictures of my wife and kids sleeping. Now I already know what they'll look like and I can skip the funeral and just show up for all the food at the wake. And yes, I back them up.

/the pictures, not the wife and kids
//well, maybe the wife a few times...
///got pics of that too
 
2014-08-30 06:55:30 PM

scotchcrotch: Who the fark takes pictures at a funeral?


It actually makes a lot of sense when you won't be together again for a while.  We did posed family group photos after my grandmother's, just like you would after a wedding except everyone was in black.  At my father-in-law's we saw cousins and old friends of his that we hadn't seen in a decade.  It was like a reunion with a funeral service in the middle.
 
2014-08-30 06:57:14 PM

scotchcrotch: Who the fark takes pictures at a funeral?


When the funeral is for a person not yet dead, it seems perfectly reasonable.
 
2014-08-30 06:57:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: "Missing Plane News Network"?[wellthatescalatedquickly.com image 425x250]

Anyway, did someone say it was Dusty in California?
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WHY IS THIS IN THE MAIN TAB?!
 
2014-08-30 07:00:52 PM

KaraAnne: scotchcrotch: Who the fark takes pictures at a funeral?

When the funeral is for a person not yet dead, it seems perfectly reasonable.


Or in this case, where they hired a burger truck and turned it into a big ole party.
 
2014-08-30 07:03:37 PM
Funerals are a time for mourning, but they don't stop life from happening and it's healthy to keep enjoying the good parts of that, too.  Humans are complicated things capable of holding both sadness at losing someone and happiness at reconnecting with someone else at the same time.  We shouldn't have to pretend otherwise.
 
2014-08-30 07:05:18 PM

Skirl Hutsenreiter: Funerals are a time for mourning, but they don't stop life from happening and it's healthy to keep enjoying the good parts of that, too.  Humans are complicated things capable of holding both sadness at losing someone and happiness at reconnecting with someone else at the same time.  We shouldn't have to pretend otherwise.


So, it's ok to bring a hooker?
 
2014-08-30 07:09:48 PM
What's up with all those weird logos of CNN lately?

I'm no fan of CNN, but there are way too many news networks that deserved to be made fun of, that comes before CNN that I don't understand where this is coming from.
 
2014-08-30 07:13:56 PM

Panty Sniffer: That's why I store my flash cards in my anus.


That's all well and good until you stay at a hostel with a fireworks factory upstairs.

img.fark.net

 
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