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(Metro)   World's saddest cat needs a new home   (metro.co.uk) divider line 39
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9961 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Aug 2014 at 4:17 PM (30 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-30 03:23:23 PM  
i897.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-30 03:30:23 PM  
If it was just the sad high face, I would love kitteh all to pieces. But it sounds like he is more fragile than my house will accommodate. Sorry, Kitty.
 
2014-08-30 04:20:24 PM  
Awww. I'd take him in.

/crazy cat guy
 
2014-08-30 04:21:02 PM  
Maybe a MJ dispensary will take her.  She would make a great mascot.
 
2014-08-30 04:21:52 PM  
FTA:  "the odd-looking moggy"

Do the Brits have some different weird word for just about everything?
 
2014-08-30 04:22:54 PM  
Name him Mopey Cat, stick a bunch of captions under his picture, post to Internet.

Problem solved.
 
2014-08-30 04:23:17 PM  
'Tucker enjoys sitting on laps and playing with string toys! She also loves to be pet under the chin and behind the ears and is great with children'.

Great with children? She sounds like it'd take two minutes for a toddler to pull her to pieces.
 
2014-08-30 04:23:26 PM  
Found him a roommate

img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-30 04:25:27 PM  
Whoa... I live about 10 minutes from there... (csb)

b0rg9: Do the Brits have some different weird word for just about everything?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_8amMzGAx4
 
2014-08-30 04:25:36 PM  

Another Government Employee: Maybe a MJ dispensary will take her.  She would make a great mascot.


www.sonsoftheinternet.com
 
2014-08-30 04:25:56 PM  
Wonder what happens if you turn him upside down
 
2014-08-30 04:30:10 PM  

i.imgflip.com

 
2014-08-30 04:30:49 PM  

b0rg9: FTA:  "the odd-looking moggy"

Do the Brits have some different weird word for just about everything?


yeah, bloody poms!
 
2014-08-30 04:32:27 PM  
That is definitely not an awesome t-shirt.
 
2014-08-30 04:33:46 PM  

Awesome T-Shirt: That is definitely not an awesome t-shirt.


This made me laugh until my sides hurt.
 
2014-08-30 04:43:15 PM  
I can see that having a career as a spokescat for some brand of anti-depressant.
 
2014-08-30 04:50:14 PM  
The dollar a scoop place by my house said they'd take her.
 
2014-08-30 04:52:39 PM  
You'd be sad too, if you were a cat who understood the risks of dying from feline AIDS.

i.imgur.com

/it's the #1 killer of domestic cats.
 
2014-08-30 05:06:01 PM  
Wong's Chinese said hose her off and send her over.
 
2014-08-30 05:08:07 PM  

Johnson: b0rg9: FTA:  "the odd-looking moggy"

Do the Brits have some different weird word for just about everything?

yeah, bloody poms!


I bet those wankers were gurning their trousers off when they wrote that shiate.
 
2014-08-30 05:13:19 PM  

Another Government Employee: Maybe a MJ dispensary will take her.  She would make a great mascot.


I was thinking maybe The Betty Ford Clinic.
 
2014-08-30 05:14:46 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-30 05:16:38 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-30 05:19:44 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-30 05:42:35 PM  

b0rg9: FTA:  "the odd-looking moggy"

Do the Brits have some different weird word for just about everything?


No. We have multiple. You can drive 30 mins from one area and be in another and they have not just a different accent but a different vocab.


Never ask a room full of British people to define a bap/cob/barm/barmcake/roll/etc etc etc...
 
2014-08-30 06:00:56 PM  

CleanAndPure: b0rg9: FTA:  "the odd-looking moggy"

Do the Brits have some different weird word for just about everything?

No. We have multiple. You can drive 30 mins from one area and be in another and they have not just a different accent but a different vocab.


Never ask a room full of British people to define a bap/cob/barm/barmcake/roll/etc etc etc...


Dialects are fun.

Anyway, "moggy" is a great word. I've taken to using it. I mean, what are our options in the States? "Domestic shorthair" or "domestic longhair" describes a random-bred house cat who is neither a barn cat nor a feral cat, but also isn't a fancy purebred. But that's such a mouthful. Of course, we can just use the word "cat," which is usually fine. "Moggy," however, is slightly more specific and won't confuse people who think "tabby" is a breed.

Great word. Moggy, moggy, moggy. Rolls right off the tongue.

/Moggy
 
2014-08-30 06:25:20 PM  

b0rg9: FTA:  "the odd-looking moggy"

Do the Brits have some different weird word for just about everything?


Just don't mention you wear a fanny pack.
 
2014-08-30 07:08:03 PM  

CleanAndPure: Never ask a room full of British people to define a bap/cob/barm/barmcake/roll/etc etc etc...


Too drunk to google. What's the English word for all those?
 
2014-08-30 07:09:00 PM  
Farker shouldn't have eated that cookie it made me. Wait, what's this cat? It doesn't look sad. Just stoned out of its gourd.
 
2014-08-30 07:10:54 PM  
Some good person better adopt this moggy.  a) We's too far away & b) no more room at this inn.
 
2014-08-30 07:32:19 PM  

Canton: CleanAndPure: b0rg9: FTA:  "the odd-looking moggy"

Do the Brits have some different weird word for just about everything?

No. We have multiple. You can drive 30 mins from one area and be in another and they have not just a different accent but a different vocab.


Never ask a room full of British people to define a bap/cob/barm/barmcake/roll/etc etc etc...

Dialects are fun.

Anyway, "moggy" is a great word. I've taken to using it. I mean, what are our options in the States? "Domestic shorthair" or "domestic longhair" describes a random-bred house cat who is neither a barn cat nor a feral cat, but also isn't a fancy purebred. But that's such a mouthful. Of course, we can just use the word "cat," which is usually fine. "Moggy," however, is slightly more specific and won't confuse people who think "tabby" is a breed.

Great word. Moggy, moggy, moggy. Rolls right off the tongue.

/Moggy


Oi, Oi, Oi
 
2014-08-30 07:57:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-30 08:42:37 PM  
Awwww... I'd take him, if my other cats weren't so rough-and-tumble.
 
2014-08-30 10:13:43 PM  
It's got a genetic problem.

Kill it.


Okay..., at least have the damn thing fixed.
 
2014-08-30 10:40:12 PM  
I'll take him. These are our kitties Norton & Trixie (yes named for Honeymooners). Tucker will be at home. These guys are the most affectionate and attention-seeking cats I've ever met.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-31 12:36:24 AM  
I don't know. He'd probably steal my stash.
 
2014-08-31 01:23:34 AM  
Awwww...
He's so cute.
Somebody will adopt him.
I already have one black cat and one "Kitler"
Plus one old biatch-kitty who hates everybody but me and the kitler.
 
2014-08-31 02:40:46 AM  
But I would not feel so all alone/
Every moggy must get stoned!

/here sad kitty, have a theme song
 
2014-08-31 06:44:23 AM  

Canton: CleanAndPure: b0rg9: FTA:  "the odd-looking moggy"

Do the Brits have some different weird word for just about everything?

No. We have multiple. You can drive 30 mins from one area and be in another and they have not just a different accent but a different vocab.


Never ask a room full of British people to define a bap/cob/barm/barmcake/roll/etc etc etc...

Dialects are fun.

Anyway, "moggy" is a great word. I've taken to using it. I mean, what are our options in the States? "Domestic shorthair" or "domestic longhair" describes a random-bred house cat who is neither a barn cat nor a feral cat, but also isn't a fancy purebred. But that's such a mouthful. Of course, we can just use the word "cat," which is usually fine. "Moggy," however, is slightly more specific and won't confuse people who think "tabby" is a breed.

Great word. Moggy, moggy, moggy. Rolls right off the tongue.

/Moggy


Maybe Brits just like Final Fantasy?  Mogs are catlike magical creatures.
 
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