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(WTSP)   Meet the delightfully named Cameo Crispi who, when arrested, blew a .346. After trying to burn her ex-boyfriend's house down. With bacon   (wtsp.com) divider line 60
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2014-08-30 01:38:11 PM  
I hate burnt bacon
 
2014-08-30 01:48:47 PM  
Dang, girl. Gas is cheaper than bacon these days.

With that BAC she's lucky SHE didn't combust.
 
2014-08-30 02:00:28 PM  
I guess his bacon was
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

Too Crispi.
 
2014-08-30 02:18:23 PM  
to be fair, rasher things have been attempted by likkered up exes.
 
2014-08-30 02:27:16 PM  
She blew .346...

in a row?
 
2014-08-30 04:31:18 PM  
That's a rough 32.  Hard life...
 
2014-08-30 04:32:56 PM  

elvisaintdead: to be fair, rasher things have been attempted by likkered up exes.


Left-Eye from TLC?
 
2014-08-30 04:33:22 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: She blew .346...

in a row?


It was her batter average.
 
2014-08-30 04:33:23 PM  
"Charging documents say Crispi's blood-alcohol level was 0.346, four times the legal limit."

... for driving! But she was well within the limit for arson.
 
2014-08-30 04:34:02 PM  

FormlessOne: FirstNationalBastard: She blew .346...

in a row?

It was her batter average.


And by "batter", I mean "man batter." It's not a typo.
 
2014-08-30 04:37:17 PM  
Jesus, she LOOKS crispy. That's alcohol for ya.
 
2014-08-30 04:39:13 PM  
You should all be reported for making light of a woman's misfortune. Chauvinistic bigots.
 
2014-08-30 04:40:32 PM  

FormlessOne: FormlessOne: FirstNationalBastard: She blew .346...

in a row?

It was her batter average.

And by "batter", I mean "man batter." It's not a typo.


Nobody wants to hear your stories about "man batter"

You must have babby's on your mind.
 
2014-08-30 04:41:31 PM  
Fark handle?
 
2014-08-30 04:42:32 PM  
I love her mugshot.

"What?  Should I not have done that?"
 
2014-08-30 04:44:02 PM  
Freckles. Stealth ginger under the dye job. CrAzY.
 
2014-08-30 04:48:00 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: She blew .346...

in a row?


Try not to blow any breathalizers on the way through the parking lot.
 
2014-08-30 04:48:39 PM  
FTA: Police say Cameo Adawn Crispi, 32, repeatedly called and texted her former flame from his home in March, where she left the bacon over a lit burner.

Lol.
 
2014-08-30 04:50:00 PM  
Try new Cameo Crispis - the bacon flavored breakfast treat.
 
2014-08-30 04:51:31 PM  

nickdaisy: You should all be reported for making light of a woman's misfortune. Chauvinistic bigots.


Her misfortunes are not light.  They were medium well!
 
2014-08-30 04:53:07 PM  
Charging documents say Crispi's blood-alcohol level was 0.346, four times the legal limit.

This is only over 'four times the legal limit' when one is operating a motor vehicle. There is no legal limit for the general consumption of alcohol.
 
2014-08-30 04:53:12 PM  
Well, the good news is, this time she's getting credited for her contributions.
 
2014-08-30 04:53:53 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: I hate burnt bacon


Yeah, but I like mine somewhat "Crispi."

\\\ Aisle seat, please.  Non--smoking.
 
2014-08-30 04:54:54 PM  

WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: I love her mugshot.

"What?  Should I not have done that?"


I totally would.

//I make poor decisions.
 
2014-08-30 04:59:31 PM  
At .346, yeah, burning down a guy's house with bacon makes perfect sense.  Take two things he loves and destroy them together, I can see her logic.
 
2014-08-30 05:00:09 PM  

olddinosaur: Bathia_Mapes: I hate burnt bacon

Yeah, but I like mine somewhat "Crispi."

\\\ Aisle seat, please.  Non--smoking.


www.whoateallthepies.tv
 
2014-08-30 05:03:15 PM  
Hose her off and send her over.

/.346?
//Pfft. please.
///I'm thinkin' she can blow .500 with encouragement.
 
2014-08-30 05:05:13 PM  
38.media.tumblr.com

It was for the Greater Good...
 
2014-08-30 05:05:15 PM  
larrybrownsports.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2014-08-30 05:05:35 PM  

WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: I love her mugshot.

"What?  Should I not have done that?"


How was she to know that they would mistakenly arrest her instead of him?
 
2014-08-30 05:11:49 PM  

feanorn: WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: I love her mugshot.

"What?  Should I not have done that?"

How was she to know that they would mistakenly arrest her instead of him?


Yeah the whole "I'm a female so arrest him" ploy does not work when it comes to Arson. Arson is one of those crimes that you can't really weasel your way out of.
/Unless you're Issel and in that case it more like no one wants to be in a room long enough with you to charge you.
 
2014-08-30 05:19:42 PM  

Bathysphere: Jesus, she LOOKS crispy. That's alcohol for ya.


Crispy Crunch recipe
Scale ingredients to servings
1 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 oz Metaxa Brandy
1 oz creme de cacao
1 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
ice
Shake with ice. Strain into shot glasses.
 
2014-08-30 05:24:23 PM  
She cleans up pretty good, and you've got to admire a gal who isn't afraid to explore new territory in the uses of bacon.

ww2.hdnux.com
 
2014-08-30 05:24:57 PM  
 
2014-08-30 05:36:03 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: She's having a rough year

[img.fark.net image 635x357]



"The driver of the second truck said (Crispi's) head was down like she was passed out," the sergeant said.

I think I'm beginning to like this broad.
 
2014-08-30 05:39:09 PM  
I bet the cops said:

Cameo! Don't even think about it! Come out with your hands up! We've got the place surrounded!

http://youtu.be/MZjAantupsA
 
2014-08-30 05:40:06 PM  
/no romance
//no romance
///no romance for her
 
2014-08-30 05:41:36 PM  

FormlessOne: FirstNationalBastard: She blew .346...

in a row?

It was her batter average.


She could have won the National League Batting Title with those numbers??
 
2014-08-30 05:53:43 PM  
Heh. Yeah, like ^^^ that one.
 
2014-08-30 05:56:05 PM  
Cameo Crispi
Sounds kind of like a cookie recipe from the Bluebirds.
 
2014-08-30 05:59:56 PM  
Reminder to self: don't date anyone named Shute, Ruger, Berretta.....
 
2014-08-30 06:14:24 PM  
Why you got to burn the bacon crispy? That is crossing the line.
 
2014-08-30 06:15:59 PM  
A .346? That's an unusual name.
 
2014-08-30 06:17:47 PM  
Adawn for a middle name.  Why did her parents hate her?
 
2014-08-30 06:20:49 PM  
Ever been to Vernal? Not much to do there but hunt other girl's men and fiddle with their bacon.

/oil field trash
 
2014-08-30 06:47:38 PM  

jbrad47128: FormlessOne: FirstNationalBastard: She blew .346...

in a row?

It was her batter average.

She could have won the National League Batting Title with those numbers??


If your bac is above the leading hitters.....you might have a problem.
 
2014-08-30 06:51:32 PM  
Bacon arson. Arson of the worst kind.

/cool band name though
 
2014-08-30 07:04:36 PM  

Vangor: Charging documents say Crispi's blood-alcohol level was 0.346, four times the legal limit.

This is only over 'four times the legal limit' when one is operating a motor vehicle. There is no legal limit for the general consumption of alcohol.


True! That way the cops can arrest you for "Public Intoxication" without having to bother with any sort of objective standard!
 
2014-08-30 07:05:38 PM  

everlastinggobstopper: /no romance
//no romance
///no romance for her


Word up
 
2014-08-30 07:07:11 PM  

Gildenlenny: Bacon arson. Arson of the worst kind.

/cool band name though


Come see Bacon Arson on their Arson of the Worst Kind tour.
 
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