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2014-08-30 10:49:17 AM  
The 45-year-old mother-of-three had kept her long dark hair but looked a far cry from her days as a sexy Playboy model as she sat quietly in the dock wearing a heavy prison tracksuit jacket.

I'd get a job at your rag if it paid more than $30K to be a st*tbird pigf*cker 24 hours a day.
 
2014-08-30 11:28:52 AM  
The court that to a psychologist, she described Setser as "aggressive and always high" and "like a ticking time bomb".

I that to a psychologist been far even as decided to use even go want to do?
 
2014-08-30 12:01:26 PM  
Playboy is still a thig/
 
2014-08-30 12:23:11 PM  
Nikki Six also banged her mom, Brie Howard...
 
2014-08-30 12:23:33 PM  
Lema Samandar should be jailed as well-for exceptionally poor writing.
 
2014-08-30 12:26:15 PM  
Brandi Brandt.. there's a name I've not seen in many long years.
 
2014-08-30 12:35:18 PM  
I've come across her Playboy spread once or twice.
 
2014-08-30 12:39:06 PM  

laid back w/bud light: I've come across her Playboy spread once or twice.


Well played.
 
2014-08-30 12:43:08 PM  
She was a favorite of mine back in '87.
 
2014-08-30 12:48:00 PM  
What's up with Nikki's mouth and lips, and his whole face actually?

api.news.com.au
 
2014-08-30 12:50:32 PM  
 
2014-08-30 12:54:58 PM  
<< Brandt, the ex-wife of Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx, was sentenced to a minimum of 3.5 years for conspiracy to important a commercial quantity of cocaine at Downing Centre District Court today. >>

She conspired to import(ant) cocaine to her sentencing today ? Bad, bad, bad writer.
 
2014-08-30 12:55:27 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: laid back w/bud light: I've come across her Playboy spread once or twice.

Well played.


A stroke of genius.
 
2014-08-30 12:58:02 PM  
mehhh.  I guess....if you like bush.
 
2014-08-30 12:59:40 PM  

munko: mehhh.  I guess....if you like bush.


Ooh, fake grunge vs. hair metal. Ahh, Crue had better songs.
 
2014-08-30 01:05:01 PM  
FTFA: "... could now spend almost the rest of this decade in a NSFW jail."

chained heat sequel?  that's hawt.
 
2014-08-30 01:05:02 PM  

Cargo: A stroke of genius.


Give him a hand.
 
2014-08-30 01:07:00 PM  
Clarification needed. Was Brandi Brandt ever a bunny? It irks me because it reveals their laziness, but media hacks inevitably refer to former Playmates as bunnies. The terms are not synonymous. Someone needs to create a Venn diagram to illustrate that not all PMoM were bunnies and not all bunnies become PMoM.
She was great in her day. Too bad about her troubles.
 
2014-08-30 01:07:38 PM  
So, no recent pics of the 45 year old BB?
 
2014-08-30 01:15:29 PM  

The Flexecutioner: FTFA: "... could now spend almost the rest of this decade in a NSFW jail."

chained heat sequel?  that's hawt.


maybe she's planning a comeback, and this is all research for a role. the Daniel day-lewis of playmates.
 
2014-08-30 01:40:28 PM  
Grew up on bush and soft, natural breastworks... Love me some old style Playboy fap material.
 
2014-08-30 02:02:00 PM  

Swampmaster: Grew up on bush and soft, natural breastworks... Love me some old style Playboy fap material.


No doubt.  It's all lovely.  If you prefer shaved, you've got issues and might want to think about having a seat over there.
 
2014-08-30 02:36:07 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Oblig, her glory shots  NSFW  http://www.egotastic.com/2013/11/brandi-brandt-might-be-the-head-of-a n -international-drug-syndicate-lets-take-a-look-at-her-nekkid-in-playbo y/ NSFW.


From a time when they had good photographers and were willing to spend some money on a shoot. I'll make to same observation for Page 3, the photographer they used back then was a lot better than the hack(s) that replaced him.
 
2014-08-30 02:50:24 PM  

SquiggsIN: Cymbal: What's up with Nikki's mouth and lips, and his whole face actually?

[api.news.com.au image 300x461]

duckface?  botox?  both?


Looks like someone did a tinyface shop on him.
 
2014-08-30 03:12:35 PM  

Cargo: Swampmaster: Grew up on bush and soft, natural breastworks... Love me some old style Playboy fap material.

No doubt.  It's all lovely.  If you prefer shaved, you've got issues and might want to think about having a seat over there.


That's right up there with accusing women who prefer men with shaved faces of being pedos.
 
2014-08-30 03:25:25 PM  
* GIS Brandi Brandt*

SELF-REPORTED!
 
2014-08-30 03:27:06 PM  
Wasn't she Al Bundys favorite?
 
2014-08-30 03:36:52 PM  

Repo Man: That's right up there with accusing women who prefer men with shaved faces of being pedos.


Or women with shaved legs or arm pits.  Societies accepted norms for appearance change over time, deal with it.  Or do you prefer the Demi Moore with the monster bush?

//Not directed towards Repo Man
 
2014-08-30 03:38:05 PM  

Braggi: Wasn't she Al Bundys favorite?


I don't know about favorite, but he had a classic line when she came into the shoe store. Steve was visiting, and they fell over themselves in their eagerness to help her. When she offered to pay for the shoes, he said they were on the house; "After all, you make it possible for us to have sex with our wives!"
 
2014-08-30 05:12:31 PM  

talkertopc: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Oblig, her glory shots  NSFW  http://www.egotastic.com/2013/11/brandi-brandt-might-be-the-head-of-a n -international-drug-syndicate-lets-take-a-look-at-her-nekkid-in-playbo y/ NSFW.

From a time when they had good photographers and were willing to spend some money on a shoot. I'll make to same observation for Page 3, the photographer they used back then was a lot better than the hack(s) that replaced him.


Playboy's gimmick was that girls next door thing.  That was possible back in the day since there was no other way for guys across the country to get pictures of such girls.  I think with the advent of digital cameras, cellphones in particular, Playboy was doomed to irrelevance regardless of who took their photos.  Now the girls themselves take the photos and share them, Playboy is the unnecessary middleman now.
 
2014-08-30 05:55:04 PM  
Ahhh, Brandi.

I've held that issue up many times over the years.

I may have to arrange a nostalgia-fap, just because
 
2014-08-30 06:25:53 PM  

mjbok: Repo Man: That's right up there with accusing women who prefer men with shaved faces of being pedos.

Or women with shaved legs or arm pits.  Societies accepted norms for appearance change over time, deal with it.  Or do you prefer the Demi Moore with the monster bush?

//Not directed towards Repo Man


Christ.

1.  No, it isn't.  Not in the least.  Women I've kissed prefer me clean shaven because stubble is really uncomfortable.  Noble effort on your part, though.

2.  Yes.  Well, I would if I was attracted to Demi Moore in the first place.  Actual women that have bush, monster or otherwise, are very attractive.  You should try being with one at some point.  Oh, and *society's accepted norms.

(Unless you meant to say "societies' accepted norms".  In which case, you were still wrong.)

=D

Here's a little secret:  the time spent looking at a woman's pubes should be pretty brief.  If you have time to be whining, flinching, and pouting around about it, you're doing something wrong.

Anywy, signs indicate that pubic hair is coming back, so that's good.  Well, except for some swell chaps who are inexplicably frightened by a gorgeous, soft triangle.
 
2014-08-30 06:32:44 PM  

Barfmaker: The court that to a psychologist, she described Setser as "aggressive and always high" and "like a ticking time bomb".

I that to a psychologist been far even as decided to use even go want to do?


I assume that's a retardical question.
 
2014-08-30 06:35:18 PM  

Cargo: mjbok: Repo Man: That's right up there with accusing women who prefer men with shaved faces of being pedos.

Or women with shaved legs or arm pits.  Societies accepted norms for appearance change over time, deal with it.  Or do you prefer the Demi Moore with the monster bush?

//Not directed towards Repo Man

Christ.

1.  No, it isn't.  Not in the least.  Women I've kissed prefer me clean shaven because stubble is really uncomfortable.  Noble effort on your part, though.

2.  Yes.  Well, I would if I was attracted to Demi Moore in the first place.  Actual women that have bush, monster or otherwise, are very attractive.  You should try being with one at some point.  Oh, and *society's accepted norms.

(Unless you meant to say "societies' accepted norms".  In which case, you were still wrong.)

=D

Here's a little secret:  the time spent looking at a woman's pubes should be pretty brief.  If you have time to be whining, flinching, and pouting around about it, you're doing something wrong.

Anywy, signs indicate that pubic hair is coming back, so that's good.  Well, except for some swell chaps who are inexplicably frightened by a gorgeous, soft triangle.


You are completely neglecting the oral sex angle when it comes to pubic hair (it can get in the way). It isn't necessarily just about appearance, just as a woman's preference for a clean shaven man isn't necessarily just about appearance. I could infer that maybe you don't like to give the ladies the oral pleasure, but that would be a cheap shot, sorta like how inferring that men who like an absence of bush are secretly pedos.

I don't think too many men are in danger of appearing to be below the AOC just because they have a close shave. The same is true for women who choose to shave their pubes. It's a bad argument, and those who make it should feel bad.
 
2014-08-30 06:56:17 PM  

Repo Man: Cargo: mjbok: Repo Man: That's right up there with accusing women who prefer men with shaved faces of being pedos.

Or women with shaved legs or arm pits.  Societies accepted norms for appearance change over time, deal with it.  Or do you prefer the Demi Moore with the monster bush?

//Not directed towards Repo Man

Christ.

1.  No, it isn't.  Not in the least.  Women I've kissed prefer me clean shaven because stubble is really uncomfortable.  Noble effort on your part, though.

2.  Yes.  Well, I would if I was attracted to Demi Moore in the first place.  Actual women that have bush, monster or otherwise, are very attractive.  You should try being with one at some point.  Oh, and *society's accepted norms.

(Unless you meant to say "societies' accepted norms".  In which case, you were still wrong.)

=D

Here's a little secret:  the time spent looking at a woman's pubes should be pretty brief.  If you have time to be whining, flinching, and pouting around about it, you're doing something wrong.

Anywy, signs indicate that pubic hair is coming back, so that's good.  Well, except for some swell chaps who are inexplicably frightened by a gorgeous, soft triangle.

You are completely neglecting the oral sex angle when it comes to pubic hair (it can get in the way). It isn't necessarily just about appearance, just as a woman's preference for a clean shaven man isn't necessarily just about appearance. I could infer that maybe you don't like to give the ladies the oral pleasure, but that would be a cheap shot, sorta like how inferring that men who like an absence of bush are secretly pedos.

I don't think too many men are in danger of appearing to be below the AOC just because they have a close shave. The same is true for women who choose to shave their pubes. It's a bad argument, and those who make it should feel bad.


Pubic hair isn't an issue with oral sex.  Even if it gets in the way (which it can), you move adjust and continue with what you're doing.

It looks nice, it feels nice, and it even smells nice.

If you don't like it, that's your issue to deal with.

Your method of dealing with it now appears to be whining.  Maybe you should try something else.

Vivant et gloria muliebri pubes!
 
2014-08-30 07:04:16 PM  

Cargo: Repo Man: Cargo: mjbok: Repo Man: That's right up there with accusing women who prefer men with shaved faces of being pedos.

Or women with shaved legs or arm pits.  Societies accepted norms for appearance change over time, deal with it.  Or do you prefer the Demi Moore with the monster bush?

//Not directed towards Repo Man

Christ.

1.  No, it isn't.  Not in the least.  Women I've kissed prefer me clean shaven because stubble is really uncomfortable.  Noble effort on your part, though.

2.  Yes.  Well, I would if I was attracted to Demi Moore in the first place.  Actual women that have bush, monster or otherwise, are very attractive.  You should try being with one at some point.  Oh, and *society's accepted norms.

(Unless you meant to say "societies' accepted norms".  In which case, you were still wrong.)

=D

Here's a little secret:  the time spent looking at a woman's pubes should be pretty brief.  If you have time to be whining, flinching, and pouting around about it, you're doing something wrong.

Anywy, signs indicate that pubic hair is coming back, so that's good.  Well, except for some swell chaps who are inexplicably frightened by a gorgeous, soft triangle.

You are completely neglecting the oral sex angle when it comes to pubic hair (it can get in the way). It isn't necessarily just about appearance, just as a woman's preference for a clean shaven man isn't necessarily just about appearance. I could infer that maybe you don't like to give the ladies the oral pleasure, but that would be a cheap shot, sorta like how inferring that men who like an absence of bush are secretly pedos.

I don't think too many men are in danger of appearing to be below the AOC just because they have a close shave. The same is true for women who choose to shave their pubes. It's a bad argument, and those who make it should feel bad.

Pubic hair isn't an issue with oral sex.  Even if it gets in the way (which it can), you move adjust and continue with what you're doing.

It looks ...


Something that isn't there cannot get in the way (just as something that isn't there cannot get stuck in your teeth).

Pointing out bad arguments is now "whining"?

Your assumption is that your preference is correct, while others are incorrect. This is not true.
 
2014-08-30 11:50:59 PM  
Only on Fark can a discussion of a beauty like the prime of Brandi Brandt get derailed into a pubic hair argument.

*sigh*
 
2014-08-30 11:57:18 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Oblig, her glory shots  NSFW  http://www.egotastic.com/2013/11/brandi-brandt-might-be-the-head-of-a n -international-drug-syndicate-lets-take-a-look-at-her-nekkid-in-playbo y/ NSFW.


i.ebayimg.com
 
2014-08-31 12:26:02 AM  

Repo Man: Your assumption is that your preference is correct, while others are incorrect. This is not true.


Yep.

Cargo: Anywy,* signs indicate that pubic hair is coming back, so that's good. Well, except for some swell chaps who are inexplicably frightened by a gorgeous, soft triangle.


*Anyway.  When being a douche and correcting someone's typo try not to make any of your own in your post.

I don't know how I survived nearly 43 years in this world without a wise person that can tell me what my opinion should be of how women groom their pubic areas.  Thankfully I have that now.  Bless you, wise man.

It's purely opinion what your preference is.  To label someone as a pedo because they have a preference that doesn't match with yours is stupid.  Perhaps your preference for unkempt women shows that you like uncivilized hillbillies that can't afford a razor or don't know how to use one.
 
2014-08-31 01:37:04 AM  
Where's the mugshot where we all shame her for turning into a used up, wrinkly, coke tissue?
 
2014-08-31 01:49:41 AM  
Before I clicked, I guessed "more than 20 years ago." Yahtzee!
 
2014-08-31 11:01:29 AM  
Paging Al -

Braggi: Wasn't she Al Bundys favorite?


- dammit.
 
2014-08-31 03:33:34 PM  

Cargo: mjbok: Repo Man: That's right up there with accusing women who prefer men with shaved faces of being pedos.

Or women with shaved legs or arm pits.  Societies accepted norms for appearance change over time, deal with it.  Or do you prefer the Demi Moore with the monster bush?

//Not directed towards Repo Man

Christ.

1.  No, it isn't.  Not in the least.  Women I've kissed prefer me clean shaven because stubble is really uncomfortable.  Noble effort on your part, though.

2.  Yes.  Well, I would if I was attracted to Demi Moore in the first place.  Actual women that have bush, monster or otherwise, are very attractive.  You should try being with one at some point.  Oh, and *society's accepted norms.

(Unless you meant to say "societies' accepted norms".  In which case, you were still wrong.)

=D

Here's a little secret:  the time spent looking at a woman's pubes should be pretty brief.  If you have time to be whining, flinching, and pouting around about it, you're doing something wrong.

Anywy, signs indicate that pubic hair is coming back, so that's good.  Well, except for some swell chaps who are inexplicably frightened by a gorgeous, soft triangle.


Fine. Those that prefer men with shaved chests.
 
2014-08-31 08:03:53 PM  

Barfmaker: The court that to a psychologist, she described Setser as "aggressive and always high" and "like a ticking time bomb".

I that to a psychologist been far even as decided to use even go want to do?


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