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(Foodbeast)   Pizza Hut, in a desperate attempt to stay relevant, is now stuffing their crust with bacon and cheese   (foodbeast.com) divider line 114
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2014-08-29 11:53:59 PM  
How is this sad?
 
2014-08-30 12:06:52 AM  

bluorangefyre: How is this sad?


Yeah, I find the application of cheese and bacon to pretty much anything is a step up.
 
2014-08-30 12:07:36 AM  
someone wake me up when they stuff their crusts with maple sausage links.
 
2014-08-30 12:08:04 AM  
Congratulations on making bacon and cheese inedible, too
 
2014-08-30 12:17:15 AM  
Their pizza would be good if they just put enough damn sauce on it. That's the only thing that made it awful. When I was a kid, Pizza Hut was my favorite pizza.
 
2014-08-30 12:27:50 AM  
If they had a low-carb crust, I would drive the 50+ miles to the nearest Pizza Hut (I'm in the sticks) and pick one up.

Until then, I'll have to make my own pizzas. :(
 
2014-08-30 12:30:59 AM  

make me some tea: Their pizza would be good if they just put enough damn sauce on it. That's the only thing that made it awful. When I was a kid, Pizza Hut was my favorite pizza.


I've always thought they used too much, I always specify 'light on the sauce'.  If you rose online you can request light, normal, or heavy saucing.

Ambivalence: someone wake me up when they stuff their crusts with maple sausage links.


if they made a breakfast pizza I'd be all in.
 
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2014-08-30 12:35:39 AM  
Bacon and bleu cheese would be amazing, but perhaps not the lowest common denominator they are gunning for,

I'd eat it,
 
2014-08-30 12:40:22 AM  
Call me when they stuff their crust with handguns.
 
2014-08-30 01:29:16 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: If they had a low-carb crust, I would drive the 50+ miles to the nearest Pizza Hut (I'm in the sticks) and pick one up.

Until then, I'll have to make my own pizzas. :(


I gave up and just eat the stuff on TOP of the crust.
 
2014-08-30 01:29:49 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: If you rose online you can request light, normal, or heavy saucing.


Oh, didn't know that. I might try them sometime again just to see how it is.
 
2014-08-30 02:13:04 AM  

Ambivalence: someone wake me up when they stuff their crusts with maple sausage links.


You should make that and sell it. I would buy it everyday.
 
2014-08-30 02:21:27 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Ambivalence: someone wake me up when they stuff their crusts with maple sausage links.

if they made a breakfast pizza I'd be all in.


Hmm...biscuit crust with sausage gravy sauce, scrambled eggs, bacon, hash browns and cheese.

OMG...that would be...glorious.
 
2014-08-30 02:46:57 AM  

Ambivalence: TuteTibiImperes: Ambivalence: someone wake me up when they stuff their crusts with maple sausage links.

if they made a breakfast pizza I'd be all in.

Hmm...biscuit crust with sausage gravy sauce, scrambled eggs, bacon, hash browns and cheese.

OMG...that would be...glorious.


Why isn't this a thing? You could also do a modified Egg's Benedict pizza, English Muffin crust, hollandaise sauce, cheese, Canadian bacon, and for simplicity scrambled eggs
 
2014-08-30 04:23:13 AM  

Ambivalence: TuteTibiImperes: Ambivalence: someone wake me up when they stuff their crusts with maple sausage links.

if they made a breakfast pizza I'd be all in.

Hmm...biscuit crust with sausage gravy sauce, scrambled eggs, bacon, hash browns and cheese.

OMG...that would be...glorious.


Hmmm.. Hollandaise dipping sauce on the side...

Hmmmm

/dipping
 
2014-08-30 04:23:39 AM  
I had their cheese stuffed crust when it came out,  I was on the toilet 10 minutes later with cramps.

No stuffed anything crusts for me from the hut ever again.
 
2014-08-30 04:23:55 AM  

BadReligion: Ambivalence: TuteTibiImperes: Ambivalence: someone wake me up when they stuff their crusts with maple sausage links.

if they made a breakfast pizza I'd be all in.

Hmm...biscuit crust with sausage gravy sauce, scrambled eggs, bacon, hash browns and cheese.

OMG...that would be...glorious.

Why isn't this a thing? You could also do a modified Egg's Benedict pizza, English Muffin crust, hollandaise sauce, cheese, Canadian bacon, and for simplicity scrambled eggs


NO. The crowning glory of Eggs Benedict is the egg yolk mixing with the hollanaise.
 
2014-08-30 04:26:10 AM  
I haven't had Pizza Hut in over 10 years. They use the blandest meats possible, and that butter shiat they spray all over the crust is absolutely horrible.

A bad part of me kinda wants to try Dominos again, which I haven't had in over 20 years. Just for shiats and giggles.

Pizza isn't that hard to get even half right. fark, I spent my first 20 years in and around NYC, Even here in goddamned Kansas, I can find acceptable non-chain NY style pizza. Sometimes I wish I could have actual NYC pizza shipped in a pneumatic tube in 30 minutes, then I remember I could just fly to NY, then I remember it's one of the worst cities in the world, and then I make pizza rolls.
 
2014-08-30 04:33:54 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: If they had a low-carb crust, I would drive the 50+ miles to the nearest Pizza Hut (I'm in the sticks) and pick one up.

Until then, I'll have to make my own pizzas. :(


Low carb crust? I don't think you quite understand how pizza works.
 
2014-08-30 04:34:50 AM  
Take the damned garlic crust crap away from pan pizzas. If I wanted garlic breadsticks; I'd order garlic breadsticks
 
2014-08-30 04:35:07 AM  

bluorangefyre: How is this sad?


Because there's no way in hell it's real, edible bacon.
 
2014-08-30 04:37:09 AM  

Boo_Guy: I was on the toilet 10 minutes later with cramps.


The Pizza Hut experience, times may vary.
 
2014-08-30 04:37:49 AM  
Right, because Pizza Hut pizza isn't greasy enough already.
 
2014-08-30 04:39:07 AM  

shinji3i: ecmoRandomNumbers: If they had a low-carb crust, I would drive the 50+ miles to the nearest Pizza Hut (I'm in the sticks) and pick one up.

Until then, I'll have to make my own pizzas. :(

Low carb crust? I don't think you quite understand how pizza works.


I've seen weirdos eat plain, cheeseless pizza. Just crust and sauce. I've seen people eat only the cheese and the sauce that was stuck to the cheese.  I be done seen near ever'thing, and people love to totally fark up pizza. People say there's no such thing as bad pizza or bad sex, but that's all a lie. Pizza Hut and fat chicks disprove the saying,
 
2014-08-30 04:42:57 AM  
The fact that Pizza Hut can stay in business simply by thinking of different ways of stuffing the crust, rather than actually improving the quality of pizza boggles the mind and evacuates the bowels.
 
2014-08-30 04:49:04 AM  
JUST GIVE ME SOME farkING PIZZA!!!!
 
2014-08-30 04:55:06 AM  
Back when I was a 9 or 10 year old tike, with (generously) lower-middle class parents, Pizza Hut was the only place I ever ate that had an ambience different from McDonalds and such.  I don't think they had any actual tiffany lamps there, but the place had the feel of one, if you know what I mean.  I thought it was really cool.  The pizza might not have been any better than it is now (though I would guess it was), but to my ten-year old self used to eating McDonalds and my mom's  stuffed flounder all the time, it was great.  The Pepsi tasted more delicious when it was served in those plastic clear translucent glasses.  (Note: It isn't just nostalgia, either.  I have identified a reason why pop actually tastes better in those.)

Anyway, now Pizza Hut is a joke.
 
2014-08-30 05:00:34 AM  

aerojockey: (Note: It isn't just nostalgia, either. I have identified a reason why pop actually tastes better in those.)


Yeah, they used to lace the weirdest things with cocaine and LSD.
 
2014-08-30 05:01:57 AM  
Pizza snob thread at 4 in the morning
 
2014-08-30 05:02:53 AM  
Pizza Hut: Give me a call when you start stuffing pizza crusts with drugs.
 
2014-08-30 05:03:37 AM  
That one comment on the article though
 
2014-08-30 05:05:38 AM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2014-08-30 05:08:26 AM  
Bacon should be licensed to prevent abuse.
 
2014-08-30 05:16:30 AM  

Sandvich is loose cannon: That one comment on the article though


What are you talking about

*re-clicks*
*scrolls down*

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-30 05:16:53 AM  

HotWingAgenda: aerojockey: (Note: It isn't just nostalgia, either. I have identified a reason why pop actually tastes better in those.)

Yeah, they used to lace the weirdest things with cocaine and LSD.


Chuckle, but no.  Most of the time we drink it pop, it's either in a bottle or a paper cup with a lid and drunk through a straw. Those plastic cups they had in Pizza hut had no lids and no straws.  As such the aroma reached your nose as you drank and that made it taste better.
 
2014-08-30 05:23:38 AM  
Or we could just follow the lead of Pizza Hut Australia and stuff the crust with hot dogs.

/excuse me while wretch awhile
 
2014-08-30 05:29:31 AM  
Once upon a LONG LONG TIME AGO, I managed a Pizza Hut. It was great to have the keys and be the boss so I could go in at 2:30 in the morning and make whatever damned pizza I wanted ;)
 
2014-08-30 05:31:03 AM  
I can't stand it when people, in an attempt to deride something, claim it isn't "relevant". It's the stupidest thing you can say. What the fark does relevancy have to do with a pizza shop? They can never be not relevant, because they sell farking pizza, you cockfaced nublet.

/just woken up, want pizza now. Not fussy, all pizza is great.
 
2014-08-30 05:32:28 AM  

T-Servo: Or we could just follow the lead of Pizza Hut Australia and stuff the crust with hot dogs.

/excuse me while wretch awhile


Canada too. I was just trying to post a picture (unsuccessfully). Thanks for mediating the alone feeling I was having.
 
2014-08-30 05:40:07 AM  

inclemency: T-Servo: Or we could just follow the lead of Pizza Hut Australia and stuff the crust with hot dogs.

/excuse me while wretch awhile

Canada too. I was just trying to post a picture (unsuccessfully). Thanks for mediating the alone feeling I was having.


Are you getting that damned crossfilter nonsense from Noscript?
 
2014-08-30 05:46:26 AM  

robohobo: inclemency: T-Servo: Or we could just follow the lead of Pizza Hut Australia and stuff the crust with hot dogs.

/excuse me while wretch awhile

Canada too. I was just trying to post a picture (unsuccessfully). Thanks for mediating the alone feeling I was having.

Are you getting that damned crossfilter nonsense from Noscript?


Try pasting this into the Anti-XSS protection exceptions on the advanced tab of Noscript options: ^https?://[a-z]+\.fark\.com/
 
2014-08-30 05:50:41 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ^https?://[a-z]+\.fark\.com/


www.sparksummit.com
/test
 
2014-08-30 05:52:04 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: robohobo: inclemency: T-Servo: Or we could just follow the lead of Pizza Hut Australia and stuff the crust with hot dogs.

/excuse me while wretch awhile

Canada too. I was just trying to post a picture (unsuccessfully). Thanks for mediating the alone feeling I was having.

Are you getting that damned crossfilter nonsense from Noscript?

Try pasting this into the Anti-XSS protection exceptions on the advanced tab of Noscript options: ^https?://[a-z]+\.fark\.com/


Ha, wow. One try. First time in months it hasn't taken me a half dozen attempts to post an image. Thanks, man.
 
2014-08-30 05:53:14 AM  

farkingismybusiness:
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Weeeeeeeeeelllll, if it isn't Lonestar!
 
2014-08-30 05:53:57 AM  

robohobo: MaudlinMutantMollusk: robohobo: inclemency: T-Servo: Or we could just follow the lead of Pizza Hut Australia and stuff the crust with hot dogs.

/excuse me while wretch awhile

Canada too. I was just trying to post a picture (unsuccessfully). Thanks for mediating the alone feeling I was having.

Are you getting that damned crossfilter nonsense from Noscript?

Try pasting this into the Anti-XSS protection exceptions on the advanced tab of Noscript options: ^https?://[a-z]+\.fark\.com/

Ha, wow. One try. First time in months it hasn't taken me a half dozen attempts to post an image. Thanks, man.


Thank Mike

/happy to pass it along
//cheers!
 
2014-08-30 05:54:56 AM  
I don't think I've had a bad pizza before, it's just some are better than others. Someone actually said Pizza Hut pizza was "vile" in this thread, and that is the defintion of hyperbole through food snobbery.
 
2014-08-30 05:55:01 AM  
I think if the Pizza Hut around here actually had management worth a damn, I'd order from them. It seems every time I place an order they're out of one ingredient or another. Or if I order more than one thing, they'll forget the second and have to run back out there even though it's plainly on the receipt. They never double-check the orders, and I order online to make sure it's perfectly clear what it is I want -- no misunderstandings over the phone (which they've tried doing before).

It's probably just this particular Pizza Hut, but they run a horrible business and then get an attitude with you because you're inconveniencing them by complaining about it.

It's a shame too. I love their artisan cheese pizza. Very rich and buttery. You almost forget you're eating Pizza Hut.
 
2014-08-30 06:06:53 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: make me some tea: Their pizza would be good if they just put enough damn sauce on it. That's the only thing that made it awful. When I was a kid, Pizza Hut was my favorite pizza.

I've always thought they used too much, I always specify 'light on the sauce'.  If you rose online you can request light, normal, or heavy saucing.

Ambivalence: someone wake me up when they stuff their crusts with maple sausage links.

if they made a breakfast pizza I'd be all in.


A pizza is breakfast pizza. Duh.
 
2014-08-30 06:09:52 AM  

make me some tea: Their pizza would be good if they just put enough damn sauce on it. That's the only thing that made it awful. When I was a kid, Pizza Hut was my favorite pizza.


Ask for extra sauce when you order.
It helps.
 
2014-08-30 07:15:00 AM  
Link greenlit with the help of bribes from Papa John's International, Inc.

/Must disclaim this, Drew!
 
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