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(Metro)   Ten-year-old decides workman drilling outside building 80ft above the ground is making too much noise, cuts his harness   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-08-29 10:09:50 PM  
The kids family bought the guy a new rope. That will make it all better.
 
2014-08-29 10:15:15 PM  
Holy fark that kid is an arsehole.
 
2014-08-29 11:48:54 PM  
As someone who works at heights, I have one thing to say to this kid:

You're next, asshole.
 
2014-08-29 11:55:25 PM  
I don't often say this, but that brat needs a whupping.
 
2014-08-29 11:55:34 PM  
Mr Tang also revealed he is considering taking his son to anger management therapy due to the incident.

Fark that, take him to an exorcist.
 
2014-08-30 12:10:34 AM  
At least they were thoughtful enough to buy the guy a new rope

/Tangs for nothing
 
2014-08-30 12:16:13 AM  
I don't know what the chinese symbol for "sociopath" is but it should probably be tattooed on this kid's forehead.
 
2014-08-30 12:46:23 AM  
ilarge.listal.com
 
2014-08-30 01:02:59 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: I don't often say this, but that brat needs a whupping.


To start with...
 
2014-08-30 01:19:21 AM  

labman: Bathia_Mapes: I don't often say this, but that brat needs a whupping.

To start with...


Kid could use some mental health intervention too. That's some seriously sociopathic behavior.
 
2014-08-30 01:35:04 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: labman: Bathia_Mapes: I don't often say this, but that brat needs a whupping.

To start with...

Kid could use some mental health intervention too. That's some seriously sociopathic behavior.


Yeah, if they get to him young enough they could make a businessman out of him.
 
2014-08-30 01:47:09 AM  

wildcardjack: Bathia_Mapes: labman: Bathia_Mapes: I don't often say this, but that brat needs a whupping.

To start with...

Kid could use some mental health intervention too. That's some seriously sociopathic behavior.

Yeah, if they get to him young enough they could make a businessman out of him.


Businessman? Hell, CEO
 
2014-08-30 03:00:00 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: labman: Bathia_Mapes: I don't often say this, but that brat needs a whupping.

To start with...

Kid could use some mental health intervention too. That's some seriously sociopathic behavior.


Or give him a totalFark upgrade, as is befitting.
 
2014-08-30 03:32:53 AM  
Hey... It wasn't an Uzi, OK?
 
2014-08-30 03:34:51 AM  
Kid may as well be Michael Myers. Lock his ass up. For life. 10 years old is old enough to know what could have happened.
 
2014-08-30 03:40:21 AM  
Autism?
 
2014-08-30 03:45:37 AM  
Well, in all fairness, the workman was probably yelling at him in Chinese ...
 
2014-08-30 03:49:40 AM  
Has Cartman been mentoring this kid?
 
2014-08-30 03:51:46 AM  

wademh: Bathia_Mapes: labman: Bathia_Mapes: I don't often say this, but that brat needs a whupping.

To start with...

Kid could use some mental health intervention too. That's some seriously sociopathic behavior.

Or give him a totalFark upgrade, as is befitting.


He can't even grow a neckbeard yet,  fark that.
 
2014-08-30 03:53:41 AM  

lostcat: Autism?


No wei. In China, they don't vaccinate, you silly goose.
 
2014-08-30 03:54:15 AM  
A typical little emperor. Chinese kids (in china) are horrible as result of the one child policy. They have not only parents who spoil them but also often living-in grandparents. Four adults to fulltime service their needs, its a serious problem for China, and its future.
 
2014-08-30 03:54:18 AM  
Incidents like this are when you really know that there are way too many humans on this Earth.
 
2014-08-30 03:55:12 AM  

robohobo: Kid may as well be Michael Myers. Lock his ass up. For life. 10 years old is old enough to know what could have happened.


Because he's going to become an axe murderer?
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I have heard he's an asshole though.
 
2014-08-30 03:57:03 AM  

Meet 10-year-old snowflake Tang Chu.
Loves 'toons as most kids his age do.
But get between him
And Invader Zim
The monster will come after you.

 
2014-08-30 03:58:12 AM  
If you interfere with freedom, this is the price!
Good job little man.
Long live freedom!
 
2014-08-30 04:00:42 AM  
We here in America, are arguing whether a 9 year old should  fire an uzi.  The answer is no.  They are claiming this problem of "one child" is due to about 4 people in every house.  How did he get a knife?  How long was the guy on the rope screaming for help?  He is a god damn psychopath.  Seriously, where is the explanation of that little monster talking to the guy with the drill and asking him to stop?  He just cut him down to his death.  That is insanity.  Seriously, this kid is f*cked up.  China needs to stop making god damn babies.
 
2014-08-30 04:01:23 AM  

robohobo: Kid may as well be Michael Myers. Lock his ass up. For life. 10 years old is old enough to know what could have happened.


So even at 10 you're convinced there's literally nothing we could even try that might eventually let this person ever live outside of secure detainment? The world you imagine sounds sad.
 
2014-08-30 04:03:38 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Businessman? Hell, CEO


Or weapons designer at the very least

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2014-08-30 04:04:18 AM  

profplump: robohobo: Kid may as well be Michael Myers. Lock his ass up. For life. 10 years old is old enough to know what could have happened.

So even at 10 you're convinced there's literally nothing we could even try that might eventually let this person ever live outside of secure detainment? The world you imagine sounds sad.


The world we live in is sad. Actions have consequences, to the chagrin of many.  He goddamned well knew what he was doing. And if he didn't, that may well be worse.
 
2014-08-30 04:04:37 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-30 04:07:34 AM  

profplump: robohobo: Kid may as well be Michael Myers. Lock his ass up. For life. 10 years old is old enough to know what could have happened.

So even at 10 you're convinced there's literally nothing we could even try that might eventually let this person ever live outside of secure detainment? The world you imagine sounds sad.


I agree with robohobo. I have been around enough kids to realize an abortion in the thirtieth trimester is warranted. Some people, even ten year olds need killing.
 
2014-08-30 04:08:32 AM  
I knew it would be Asia.
farking Asian male children.... treated like princes and then grow up not knowing how to handle lose of face or being wrong.... such a common stereotype.
 
2014-08-30 04:12:54 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: Incidents like this are when you really know that there are way too many humans on this Earth.


So you and the kid are on the same page about wanting to cull the herd, then.
 
2014-08-30 04:15:27 AM  
I'm just going to pretend that's not true. It's a conspiratorial plot to steal this kids inheritance or something.

If it's true, the kid needs death. Apologists be damned, there's no healing detached narcissism. At least not as far as I know.

/glad dude lived. He'll have farking SERIOUS PTSD about this I reckon.
 
2014-08-30 04:19:37 AM  

HotWingAgenda: The Angry Hand of God: Incidents like this are when you really know that there are way too many humans on this Earth.

So you and the kid are on the same page about wanting to cull the herd, then.


I would love a gentle population reduction. www.vhemt.org .

Seems many disagree strongly with me. Some even have 19(?) kids and counting. That's a special level of egotism I could never emulate. Imagining you're special enough to over-replace is why I have to not. Dicks.
 
2014-08-30 04:20:30 AM  
Sounds like Arson Girl has a twin.
 
2014-08-30 04:21:02 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: We here in America, are arguing whether a 9 year old should  fire an uzi.  The answer is no.  They are claiming this problem of "one child" is due to about 4 people in every house.  How did he get a knife?  How long was the guy on the rope screaming for help?  He is a god damn psychopath.  Seriously, where is the explanation of that little monster talking to the guy with the drill and asking him to stop?  He just cut him down to his death.  That is insanity.  Seriously, this kid is f*cked up.  China needs to stop making god damn babies.


You might want to read the article. The workman didn't die.
 
2014-08-30 04:23:25 AM  
Send the kid before a juvie court, try him for attempted murder, and then take him to Detroit.
 
2014-08-30 04:27:25 AM  
Smells like bullshiat.

He was willing to kill someone in order to... watch cartoons.
 They compensated the guy who was almost killed by... buying him a new rope.

His punishment consisted of... being given a good talking-to.
This parents are making sure that he doesn't do it again by... considering anger management therapy.

Pure trolling.
 
2014-08-30 04:31:26 AM  

Confoundit: Smells like bullshiat.

He was willing to kill someone in order to... watch cartoons.
 They compensated the guy who was almost killed by... buying him a new rope.

His punishment consisted of... being given a good talking-to.
This parents are making sure that he doesn't do it again by... considering anger management therapy.

Pure trolling.


Have you been to China? Or Japan? Only sons are treated like farking kings. The only thing better than being an only son is being a white guy. I spent a good deal of time during my 20's in Japan. As a tall white guy with blue eyes, I was near god level. It was glorious.
 
2014-08-30 04:36:43 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: profplump: robohobo: Kid may as well be Michael Myers. Lock his ass up. For life. 10 years old is old enough to know what could have happened.

So even at 10 you're convinced there's literally nothing we could even try that might eventually let this person ever live outside of secure detainment? The world you imagine sounds sad.

I agree with robohobo. I have been around enough kids to realize an abortion in the thirtieth trimester is warranted. Some people, even ten year olds need killing.


A trimester is three months, so there would be four per year.
 
2014-08-30 04:36:55 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: We here in America, are arguing whether a 9 year old should  fire an uzi.  The answer is no.  They are claiming this problem of "one child" is due to about 4 people in every house.  How did he get a knife?  How long was the guy on the rope screaming for help?  He is a god damn psychopath.  Seriously, where is the explanation of that little monster talking to the guy with the drill and asking him to stop?  He just cut him down to his death.  That is insanity.  Seriously, this kid is f*cked up.  China needs to stop making god damn babies.


I'm betting sharp objects aren't allowed in your home.
 
2014-08-30 04:38:25 AM  
Someone needs to include this in a video game.
 
2014-08-30 04:39:15 AM  
Going to have to paraphrase because don't remember the exact words, but:

Empathy, respect, consideration for others? Ya know, the things that make us decent human beings capable of living in society? Kids haven't learned that yet. Little Hitlers, that's all they all are. - Donald Glover

/from stand-up special. his wording is much better but I haven't watched it in a bit
//seriously though. wtf.
 
2014-08-30 04:39:55 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: The Angry Hand of God: We here in America, are arguing whether a 9 year old should  fire an uzi.  The answer is no.  They are claiming this problem of "one child" is due to about 4 people in every house.  How did he get a knife?  How long was the guy on the rope screaming for help?  He is a god damn psychopath.  Seriously, where is the explanation of that little monster talking to the guy with the drill and asking him to stop?  He just cut him down to his death.  That is insanity.  Seriously, this kid is f*cked up.  China needs to stop making god damn babies.

You might want to read the article. The workman didn't die.


I am sorry that I said he died.  Does that change anything?  If you were hanging for a rope stories above, and I cut you down, would you forgive me as long as you lived?  If you just corrected me on the fact that the victim didn't die, would anything I said be any different?  If you are more concerned about correcting me, about whether the worker died or lived, you are an asshole.  So let's here what you think about this, since you haven't contributed anything of value at this point.  Maybe you should pay another $5 for UltraFark.  It is a place where every thread is exactly what you want it to be.  It's kinda like zombo.com, but with less visitors.  So you want to ramble about stupid technicalities, or maybe we should get into the reason that you pay $5 a month for some sort of weird recognition.  Anyway, keep on, keepin' on...or something.
 
2014-08-30 04:42:28 AM  

Ambivalence: I don't know what the chinese symbol for "sociopath" is but it should probably be tattooed on this kid's forehead.


冲动控制差
 
2014-08-30 04:42:29 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: Bathia_Mapes: The Angry Hand of God: We here in America, are arguing whether a 9 year old should  fire an uzi.  The answer is no.  They are claiming this problem of "one child" is due to about 4 people in every house.  How did he get a knife?  How long was the guy on the rope screaming for help?  He is a god damn psychopath.  Seriously, where is the explanation of that little monster talking to the guy with the drill and asking him to stop?  He just cut him down to his death.  That is insanity.  Seriously, this kid is f*cked up.  China needs to stop making god damn babies.

You might want to read the article. The workman didn't die.

I am sorry that I said he died.  Does that change anything?  If you were hanging for a rope stories above, and I cut you down, would you forgive me as long as you lived?  If you just corrected me on the fact that the victim didn't die, would anything I said be any different?  If you are more concerned about correcting me, about whether the worker died or lived, you are an asshole.  So let's here what you think about this, since you haven't contributed anything of value at this point.  Maybe you should pay another $5 for UltraFark.  It is a place where every thread is exactly what you want it to be.  It's kinda like zombo.com, but with less visitors.  So you want to ramble about stupid technicalities, or maybe we should get into the reason that you pay $5 a month for some sort of weird recognition.  Anyway, keep on, keepin' on...or something.


That was a bit,,,much. And I'm saying that as someone who thinks this kid should at the very least be locked up for life. He didn't even call you a name.
 
2014-08-30 04:43:15 AM  

iron de havilland: Ambivalence: I don't know what the chinese symbol for "sociopath" is but it should probably be tattooed on this kid's forehead.

冲动控制差


What does that actually, literally translate to?
 
2014-08-30 04:44:48 AM  
Tie a rope around the kid (waist, not neck) and lower him over the side of the building and tease him with a knife at the rope.  Let him experience the fear he caused, make an attempt at developing empathy.  Sure you'll give him more issues with which to deal, but you just address each in turn.
 
2014-08-30 04:48:53 AM  

robohobo: iron de havilland: Ambivalence: I don't know what the chinese symbol for "sociopath" is but it should probably be tattooed on this kid's forehead.

冲动控制差

What does that actually, literally translate to?


Impulse control deficiency

Not quite the same.
 
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