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(AZCentral)   Randy Johnson is selling his 25,000-square-foot home. That's one big unit   (azcentral.com) divider line 17
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2014-08-29 11:26:28 PM  
I bet it's bird free.
 
2014-08-29 11:43:48 PM  
You can taste Randy Johnson's Big Unit for a more reasonable sum at Alice Cooper's restaurant in Phoenix.

davidweinberg5.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-30 12:57:54 AM  
"The former Diamondbacks pitcher and his wife, Lisa, are downsizing and don't need all the space in the seven-bedroom, 12-bath home situated on five acres. "

No one needs that kind of space. How many rooms can you be in simultaneously?
 
2014-08-30 02:04:34 AM  

Harry_Seldon: "The former Diamondbacks pitcher and his wife, Lisa, are downsizing and don't need all the space in the seven-bedroom, 12-bath home situated on five acres. "

No one needs that kind of space. How many rooms can you be in simultaneously?


Have you read much Tolstoy?
 
2014-08-30 02:08:19 AM  

Harry_Seldon: "The former Diamondbacks pitcher and his wife, Lisa, are downsizing and don't need all the space in the seven-bedroom, 12-bath home situated on five acres. "

No one needs that kind of space. How many rooms can you be in simultaneously?


Not everything can be stored or done in one room. If you have the space or the coin to live like that why not?

Its nice to not have to put drums and amps or carboys and lauter tuns away after using them not to mention the wifes skeines of wool, spinning wheel, sewing machine bolts of cloth.....
 
2014-08-30 02:11:29 AM  

Giltric: Harry_Seldon: "The former Diamondbacks pitcher and his wife, Lisa, are downsizing and don't need all the space in the seven-bedroom, 12-bath home situated on five acres. "

No one needs that kind of space. How many rooms can you be in simultaneously?

Not everything can be stored or done in one room. If you have the space or the coin to live like that why not?

Its nice to not have to put drums and amps or carboys and lauter tuns away after using them not to mention the wifes skeines of wool, spinning wheel, sewing machine bolts of cloth.....


It would be nice to have a gift wrapping room like Candy Spelling.
 
2014-08-30 02:24:48 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Giltric: Harry_Seldon: "The former Diamondbacks pitcher and his wife, Lisa, are downsizing and don't need all the space in the seven-bedroom, 12-bath home situated on five acres. "

No one needs that kind of space. How many rooms can you be in simultaneously?

Not everything can be stored or done in one room. If you have the space or the coin to live like that why not?

Its nice to not have to put drums and amps or carboys and lauter tuns away after using them not to mention the wifes skeines of wool, spinning wheel, sewing machine bolts of cloth.....

It would be nice to have a gift wrapping room like Candy Spelling.


I dabbled but there certainly wasnt a need for a room.
 
2014-08-30 03:07:04 AM  

CipollinaFan: I bet it's bird free.


So, you are going to make me do it....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwpRHrAh3pk
 
2014-08-30 03:20:38 AM  

CipollinaFan: I bet it's bird free.


Done in one.
 
2014-08-30 03:36:16 AM  

The_Sponge: CipollinaFan: I bet it's bird free.

Done in one.


Manu Ginobili would go to bat for him.
 
2014-08-30 04:31:17 AM  

Giltric: Not everything can be stored or done in one room. If you have the space or the coin to live like that why not?


Because Godwin.
 
2014-08-30 04:46:08 AM  

whither_apophis: Harry_Seldon: "The former Diamondbacks pitcher and his wife, Lisa, are downsizing and don't need all the space in the seven-bedroom, 12-bath home situated on five acres. "

No one needs that kind of space. How many rooms can you be in simultaneously?

Have you read much Tolstoy?


Reading Tolstoy is Un-American. Commie bastard.
 
2014-08-30 08:47:36 AM  
Only 7 bedrooms but 12 bathrooms. Somewhere along the line the person who designed this house lived in a place with only one bathroom.
 
2014-08-30 09:19:46 AM  
If you make him a reasonable offer he'll mullet over

scenteddemented.com
 
2014-08-30 09:26:06 AM  
There has to be a room devoted to his mullet.  Has to be.


CipollinaFan: I bet it's bird free.


The logo to his photography business prominently features a dead bird.

http://rj51photos.com/
 
2014-08-30 01:23:34 PM  
I think it's this house that when he moved in he (6'10") and his wife who is like 6'2" had all of the countertops and cabinets adjusted for people of their height. The story had a female reporter of average height in the kitchen and she looked like a hobbit at Rivendell.
 
2014-08-30 05:41:34 PM  
Who?
 
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