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(Omaha World Herald)   Nebraska Cornshucker coach calls marijuana use "out of control". OUT OF CONTROL   (omaha.com) divider line 65
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2014-08-29 05:13:11 PM  
Cut it out.
 
2014-08-29 05:24:02 PM  
This is just another case of an old man yelling at clouds.
 
2014-08-29 05:32:43 PM  
warosu.org
 
2014-08-29 06:02:43 PM  
Cornshucker jackoff, subby
 
2014-08-29 06:31:24 PM  
"I think everybody that's our age, my age, hopefully understands that it's not OK."

I'm guessing Neolithic age

/stereotypical dumb jock
 
2014-08-29 06:45:47 PM  
Fortunately for us it is not (an issue) in our program.

Yeah right. You are in Nebraska, you have to be either high or drunk to cope with being in Nebraska.
 
2014-08-29 07:22:19 PM  
Bo knows weed? Not so much.
 
2014-08-29 07:23:11 PM  
Cornhuskers, not cornshuckers. Or just Huskers.

/ Or The University of Nebraska
 
2014-08-29 07:27:22 PM  
So smoking weed is wrong, but having sex with your cousin is ok? fark off Nebraska.
 
2014-08-29 07:29:18 PM  
"I think it's something in society we need to get fixed, but unfortunately they get bad information," he said.

Fix it why? Because you'd be out of a job if your players lose games from showing up to them stoned? And what is the "right" information? Hell man, I know any number of uptight A-types that would be easier to deal with if they did spark up once in a while. Some folks simply operate better after a bowl. Or three.

Coach, the "fix" is just your personal vision of how the world should operate. Or some cornfield in the middle.
 
2014-08-29 07:36:08 PM  
 
2014-08-29 07:36:29 PM  

iheartscotch: Cornhuskers, not cornshuckers. Or just Huskers.

/ Or The University of Nebraska


Hey, corn shucker, I think there may have been an attempt at humor involved.
 
2014-08-29 07:37:50 PM  
Out of control? Try a bong. Try smaller hits. Dont hold as long.


Ahhh he'll get the hang of it.
 
2014-08-29 07:38:30 PM  
Well, since Pot is still illegal in nebraska, wouldn't ANY pot use have to be by definition 'out of control'?
 
2014-08-29 07:39:24 PM  

ongbok: Fortunately for us it is not (an issue) in our program.

Yeah right. You are in Nebraska, you have to be either high or drunk to cope with being in Nebraska.


Seriously, how long before one of the Blackshirts gets pulled over on his way back from Chicago with like 20 lbs in his trunk? Within the week?
 
2014-08-29 07:40:36 PM  

iheartscotch: Cornhuskers, not cornshuckers. Or just Huskers.

/ Or The University of Nebraska


nope. cornshucker. one who shucks corn and worships an idol of tom osborne and likely has red bathroom towels emblazoned with a giant N to stand for the University of Stinkin' Lincoln's quest for knowledge.

/OUT OF CONTROL subby
 
2014-08-29 07:43:03 PM  
i1284.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-29 07:45:06 PM  

RabidRythmDivas: It's a big problem for Bo's brother:

http://www.si.com/college-football/2014/03/26/carl-pelini-florida-at la ntic-speaks-about-alleged-drug-use


nickoneill.com
 
2014-08-29 07:46:59 PM  

iheartscotch: Huskers.


Zen Arcade, indeed.

/see them soon
// []_[]
///
 
2014-08-29 07:47:26 PM  

jayhawk88: ongbok: Fortunately for us it is not (an issue) in our program.

Yeah right. You are in Nebraska, you have to be either high or drunk to cope with being in Nebraska.

Seriously, how long before one of the Blackshirts gets pulled over on his way back from Chicago Colorado with like 20 lbs in his trunk? Within the week?


All though, you could say the same thing about a Jayhawk. or a Sooner. or a Cowboy. or...
 
2014-08-29 07:48:42 PM  
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

They warned us and we didn't listen ... WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!!

...

... and everything turned out fine.
 
2014-08-29 07:56:12 PM  
Cant tell you how much pot I bought in the Sig Ep parking lot in 1968 and 69 I can tell you it was a lot and it cost 15.00 per oz.  Who actually goes through life calling themselves BO?

When I went to school in Lincoln we made road trips to Colorado for Coors beer (things were different then)  I bet there is a virtual caravan of cars on weekends now.
 
2014-08-29 07:56:30 PM  
But will we live thru it?
 
2014-08-29 07:58:13 PM  
 
2014-08-29 07:58:55 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: jayhawk88: ongbok: Fortunately for us it is not (an issue) in our program.

Yeah right. You are in Nebraska, you have to be either high or drunk to cope with being in Nebraska.

Seriously, how long before one of the Blackshirts gets pulled over on his way back from Chicago Colorado with like 20 lbs in his trunk? Within the week?

All though, you could say the same thing about a Jayhawk. or a Sooner. or a Cowboy. or...


Heh.
 
2014-08-29 08:02:08 PM  

exboyracer: Who actually goes through life calling themselves BO


God aka Vincent Edward Jackson.

/and this dumbass coach apparently
 
2014-08-29 08:02:09 PM  
Poor old guy being left behind the times....

Could someone flick on Matlock and hope he gets distracted enough to never talk in public again?
 
2014-08-29 08:02:24 PM  

GreyWolf007: iheartscotch: Cornhuskers, not cornshuckers. Or just Huskers.

/ Or The University of Nebraska

Hey, corn shucker, I think there may have been an attempt at humor involved.


Nope. I'm a Kansas State University Wildcat. I have shucked corn before though. KSU has a much better engineering school.

/ supposedly, we got a bazillion Brazilian semester abroad students this year. The only good thing Obama has done yet.

// I may even participate in shark week this year after a hiatus

/// shark week starts when all of the naive co-eds arrive in town
 
2014-08-29 08:02:39 PM  
Yup, he's got the Reefer Madness all right.
Just not exactly what he thought it was, eh?

Madness! Madness Everywhere.
 Shame there was not some safe, non toxic self medication that would help relieve the anxiety,,,

I'd really appreciate follow up reports as this pud's mind assplodes.
 
2014-08-29 08:04:16 PM  
Fortunately for us it is not (an issue) in our program.

Isn't he just adorable?
 
2014-08-29 08:15:12 PM  

Bob Falfa: Fortunately for us it is not (an issue) in our program.

Isn't he just adorable?


Bet there are no gays in his "program" as well.
Sounds kinda like that Ahmadinejad fool.
 
2014-08-29 08:28:07 PM  
Fargin' cornshuckers!

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-29 08:30:54 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-29 08:31:27 PM  

WHEN SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS YOU HAVE THREE CHOICES:

YOU CAN LET IT DEFINE YOU

YOU CAN LET IT DESTROY YOU

YOU CAN MAKE IT STRENGTHEN YOU

 
2014-08-29 08:33:46 PM  

GreyWolf007: iheartscotch: Cornhuskers, not cornshuckers. Or just Huskers.

/ Or The University of Nebraska

Hey, corn shucker, I think there may have been an attempt at humor involved.


Cut him some slack. He's just a wide eyed frosh.
 
2014-08-29 08:34:19 PM  
Meanwhile, in other news from the wide world of science:
"THC is known to be a potent antioxidant with neuroprotective properties, but this is the first report that the compound directly affects Alzheimer's pathology by decreasing amyloid beta levels, inhibiting its aggregation, and enhancing mitochondrial function,"  http://www.crushplate.com/2014/08/of-thc-may-slow-or-stop.html

This should be a hoot to watch.
 
2014-08-29 08:36:40 PM  

jayhawk88: ongbok: Fortunately for us it is not (an issue) in our program.

Yeah right. You are in Nebraska, you have to be either high or drunk to cope with being in Nebraska.

Seriously, how long before one of the Blackshirts gets pulled over on his way back from Chicago with like 20 lbs in his trunk? Within the week?


give it 2. Harvest season is just now starting on the west coast if the raids and arrests this week are any indication.
 
2014-08-29 08:39:03 PM  

jtown: But will we live thru it?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-29 08:46:55 PM  

jayhawk88: ongbok: Fortunately for us it is not (an issue) in our program.

Yeah right. You are in Nebraska, you have to be either high or drunk to cope with being in Nebraska.

Seriously, how long before one of the Blackshirts gets pulled over on his way back from Chicago with like 20 lbs in his trunk? Within the week?


Why would he go to Chicago? Colorado is right next door.
 
2014-08-29 08:50:06 PM  
I'd be interested in hearing his views on alcohol and tobacco use...
 
2014-08-29 08:54:03 PM  

SpaceBison: Why would he go to Chicago? Colorado is right next door.


Fair point and the obvious solution, but then he DID go to Nebraska University...
 
2014-08-29 09:06:01 PM  
Here is a picture of a non-marijuana smoker completely in control:

scout.imgix.net

F*ck Pelini
 
2014-08-29 09:08:38 PM  

jayhawk88: SpaceBison: Why would he go to Chicago? Colorado is right next door.

Fair point and the obvious solution, but then he DID go to Nebraska University...


I understand what you're saying but if you intend for that to be an effective put down then you'll need to find somebody that did not go to school in Kansas to deliver it.
 
2014-08-29 09:22:06 PM  
I don't shuck or husk any longer:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zdbCobfS3Q

I actually bake mine in the oven on a pan with the rack 30 minutes and then saw off the stalk end and squeeze it out stalk end first.  This technique gets rid of a lot more of the silk.

/heh, squeeze it out large end first
//Olathe sweet corn ftw
 
2014-08-29 09:23:23 PM  
Pelinicat.jpg
 
2014-08-29 09:25:34 PM  
Every time the camera cuts to Pelini on the field he's clearly in a state of rage over one thing or another.  I'm sure this has cost him a few games.  Morale-wise, who the hell wants to play for a seething rage-monster.  If only there was something that could mellow him out and make it easier for him to chill.
 
2014-08-29 09:28:32 PM  
Also

Fortunately for us it is not (an issue) in our program.

Bwahahahah!  Oh man you're killing me Bo.
 
2014-08-29 09:47:52 PM  

ski9600: I don't shuck or husk any longer:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zdbCobfS3Q

I actually bake mine in the oven on a pan with the rack 30 minutes and then saw off the stalk end and squeeze it out stalk end first.  This technique gets rid of a lot more of the silk.

/heh, squeeze it out large end first
//Olathe sweet corn ftw


Hmmmm. Sweet corn is a summer veggie, it should be treated as such. But, yes on the Olathe sweet corn.

Start with a little oil, salt and pepper, finish with some compound butter. Quicker and without silk...
www.seriouseats.com
 
2014-08-29 09:55:58 PM  
Pelini is an asshole.
 
2014-08-29 10:12:43 PM  
Sounds like a control issue.

/seek treatment for it, coach
 
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